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You’re paid less because you’re sh$t at your job


A landmark study has revealed that the wage gap you are experiencing, is simply down to you being worse than your work colleagues. Explained your line-manger: ‘I’m biased, but not … Continue reading

January 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

New 50p Brexit coin to be worth a ‘whopping’ 5p


The Chancellor in his budget has promised a post-Brexit currency made up of ha’pennies, magic beans and the aroma of ‘regret’. While the new 50p will feature the two faces … Continue reading

October 31, 2018 · Leave a comment

Female Dr Who suffers work-based harassment from aliens


Unfortunately the UK’s first female Time Lord has discovered gender imbalances still exist throughout time; particularly given that the TARDIS is only fitted out with urinals.  Worse still, is that … Continue reading

October 25, 2018 · Leave a comment

Austerity is over – just not for anyone you know


The Prime Minister has announced that everyone in the UK is now a millionaire, with their own unicorn and that any perception that everything is still ‘sh$t’ is simply the … Continue reading

October 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

May to cut low-skilled workers – starting with her Cabinet


In a bold policy shift, the Prime Minister has said she will clamp down on anyone with a foreign-sounding name acquiring a low-skilled job – which sadly, has the Home … Continue reading

October 8, 2018 · 2 Comments

No-deal Brexit plan ‘mainly involves rats’


In a short paper on the ramifications of a no deal scenario, the UK Government admitted it would all depend on ‘what the cockroaches wanted to do’.  Rats droppings would … Continue reading

September 5, 2018 · Leave a comment

Guest speaker finally realises Prezi is ‘a bit sh$t’


At precisely 3 p.m. today, Hazeema Chandio (32) reached a moment of epiphany; that instead of an organized set of slides, she had created a jazz-fusion mood-board that would make … Continue reading

June 20, 2018 · 1 Comment

Tesco removes Brexit’s ‘best before’ date


Under pressure from the Government, Tesco’s have agreed to extend the length of time that Brexit negotiations can be left on the shelf.  While the best before date for leaving … Continue reading

June 7, 2018 · Leave a comment

East Coast Railway franchise found on Ebay


Listed as having several ‘not so careful’ owners, rail services on the East Coast Main Line have been discovered in a job lot of broken capitalism; alongside Carillion, RBS and … Continue reading

May 30, 2018 · Leave a comment

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