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Wallet Inspectors to be nationalized


Having spent the last three decades working in the private sector, the UK Government has finally decided to renationalize the nation’s gullible.  A Minister explained: ‘Too long has private industry … Continue reading

June 8, 2021 · Leave a comment

Malcolm the Human Centipede sues Colin the Caterpillar


While M&S and Aldi are embroiled in their own lawsuit, a Dutch horror firm is claiming they invented the original human/insect cake hybrid.  A spokeswoman said: ‘Ours was the first … Continue reading

May 3, 2021 · Leave a comment

Boss demanding you return to work, only wants to look down your blouse


Your employer has made an impassioned plea for you to return to face to face tasks, so he can return to hand to buttock management.  Remote working may not have … Continue reading

March 9, 2021 · Leave a comment

UK leading the way in coffin sales


The Business Secretary was proud to announce that Britain has become a world leader in Covid fatalities.  Post-Brexit we have become a leading producer of Coronavirus Sympathy cards, Matt Hancock … Continue reading

January 27, 2021 · Leave a comment

Woman loses soul after failing to read Minutes of last meeting


Haniya Reeves (32) inadvertently condemned herself to an eternity in the fiery lakes of Hell, by failing to pick up on an outstanding agenda item from the last meeting.  Sadly … Continue reading

December 21, 2020 · Leave a comment

Sunak announces cut to public sector clapping


Since 2010 the primary source of income for public sector workers has been clapping and the occasional acorn, that they could wrestle from a squirrel.  Now that the Chancellor has … Continue reading

December 1, 2020 · Leave a comment

Top reasons your boss wants you back in the office


(Please note that bosses come in all genders, but the arseholes are always ‘blokes’ – even the female ones)   He has no friends He is part of a death … Continue reading

September 21, 2020 · Leave a comment

Cost of a ride on the ‘Metal Death Tube’ is up. Yet bewilderingly demand is low.


Rail services have proposed a 1.6% rise to fares, despite the Government describing them as travelling morgues, with limited Wi-Fi.  Throughout the pandemic, the public have been warned away from … Continue reading

August 26, 2020 · Leave a comment

Argos catalogue to be replaced with ‘Boris’ catalogue of errors’


The iconic shopping guide is to make way for a much weightier tome, covering the Prime Minister’s failings, both large and small – but mainly large. The new catalogue will … Continue reading

August 6, 2020 · Leave a comment

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