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Starmer runs over another cyclist, but not before suspending him first

In his vendetta against all things pedal-driven, including socialism, ‘Sir Keith’ has now successfully rolled over on his predecessor.  According to witnesses he first knocked over a Deliveroo driver while … Continue reading

November 2, 2020 · Leave a comment

Millions meant for Covid Marshals wasted on large Bat-Signal

Reports suggest that local councils have squandered cash for policing Coronavirus on a huge bat signal, all because of rumours that ‘bats started the virus in the first place’. They … Continue reading

October 14, 2020 · Leave a comment

Torture and murder – nothing to see here, move along

With cross-party support for new legislation that would allow undercover agents to carry out extreme criminality and another law to provide soldiers with impunity to commit war crimes, UK voters … Continue reading

September 28, 2020 · Leave a comment

BBC to replace trial by jury

Despite Alex Salmond, only days ago, being found not guilty of sexual assault and awarded £500,000 in a separate civil case, the BBC has decided that the ratings would be … Continue reading

August 19, 2020 · Leave a comment

Grenfell? What’s that?

MPs of all persuasions seemed to be suffering from collective amnesia when it comes to solving a fairly straightforward whodunnit. Three years has elapsed since the corporate manslaughter of 72 … Continue reading

June 22, 2020 · Leave a comment

Price of scrap bronze will plummet if UK removes all its racist statues

Protestors in Bristol have hurled a statue of Edward Colston into the sea, which is a slightly more dignified exit than he gave the 19,000 slaves he is estimated to … Continue reading

June 11, 2020 · Leave a comment

Starmer upset not to be 20 points ahead, after suppressing racism dossier

  The Labour leadership’s plan to win the next election by alienating members and covering up corruption, does not seem to be having the desired effect. An 860 page report … Continue reading

April 15, 2020 · Leave a comment

People asked to go out to help the police stopping people going out

Police numbers are at a critically low point making it hard for them to stop public gatherings or stop people pointing and laughing. With a ratio of 500 people for … Continue reading

March 31, 2020 · Leave a comment

Prince Andrew hides in Meghan’s suitcase

Canadian custom officials have discovered an ‘gluttonous lump’ amongst Harry and Meghan’s duty frees.  Closer inspection has revealed the unusual package to be Prince Andrew; who claimed that he was … Continue reading

January 21, 2020 · Leave a comment

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