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Graduates can become detectives in 12 weeks and fake marry someone in 6


The Home Office is struggling to recruit graduate investigators, as white-collar crime pays substantially better and often leads to a Cabinet post.  To incentivize applicants, undercover detectives are told they … Continue reading

June 26, 2018 · 2 Comments

Michael McIntyre mugging his first ‘new material’ in years


Fans of Mr McIntyre have spoken of their relief, that the comedian will finally have an anecdote that goes beyond parenting observations and shaking his jowls with mock outrage.  Having … Continue reading

June 6, 2018 · Leave a comment

Alan Pardew to tackle knife crime


The Home Secretary has said that only one man has the credentials to turn around rising violence and Tory fortunes, but unfortunately Sam Allardyce was already in post.  Therefore Amber … Continue reading

May 1, 2018 · Leave a comment

Police finally track down man who leaves chewing gum in urinals


After decades of investigation and cottaging, police have revealed the identity of the man behind the most notorious of crimes – second only to James Corden’s agent.  Ahmet Hill, of … Continue reading

November 29, 2017 · Leave a comment

UK has ‘biggest audience’ for jihadist blooper reels


Britain can’t get enough of Jihadist propaganda, particularly in the form of kittens being beheaded or suicide bombers slipping on ice – all voiced by Harry ‘al-Baghdadi’ Hill.  A recent … Continue reading

September 28, 2017 · Leave a comment

Chilcot: ‘Blair is a lying bastard, I’m not sure I can be any clearer?’


A year after the ‘Who put Pinocchio in charge?’ report was published, Sir John Chilcot has felt the need to clarify his position on everyone’s favourite ‘lying sack of sh$t’.  … Continue reading

July 12, 2017 · 2 Comments

Even the Big Bad Wolf questions UK’s building regulations


Following the Grenfell Tower fire, over 600 UK buildings have been labelled dangerously unfit to house cockroaches, let alone a family of pigs.  Normally the Big Bad Wolf would fully … Continue reading

July 10, 2017 · Leave a comment

Theresa May found with Lord Lucan


The UK Missing Persons Bureau has called off the search for the UK’s Prime Minister, having found her in an attic above 10 Downing Street, alongside Elvis, a stash of … Continue reading

June 1, 2017 · Leave a comment

Custodial sentence for ‘meja studies’, says Judge


According to Judge Ian Pringle QC working towards a medical degree will now exempt you from prison but, he warned, those on the other end of the ‘talent’ spectrum should … Continue reading

May 22, 2017 · Leave a comment

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