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Starmer upset not to be 20 points ahead, after suppressing racism dossier


  The Labour leadership’s plan to win the next election by alienating members and covering up corruption, does not seem to be having the desired effect. An 860 page report … Continue reading

April 15, 2020 · Leave a comment

People asked to go out to help the police stopping people going out


Police numbers are at a critically low point making it hard for them to stop public gatherings or stop people pointing and laughing. With a ratio of 500 people for … Continue reading

March 31, 2020 · Leave a comment

Prince Andrew hides in Meghan’s suitcase


Canadian custom officials have discovered an ‘gluttonous lump’ amongst Harry and Meghan’s duty frees.  Closer inspection has revealed the unusual package to be Prince Andrew; who claimed that he was … Continue reading

January 21, 2020 · Leave a comment

Iain Duncan Smith’s address revealed to be 10 Rillington Place


Through an admin error, the New Year’s Honours’list has leaked that IDS resides in the home of a serial killer; one substantially less prolific than the Department for Works and … Continue reading

December 30, 2019 · Leave a comment

Public demand longer prison sentences for murderers, except when it helps


The British press have found themselves in a bit of a quandary, as to whether to condemn James Ford as the killer who assaulted someone on London Bridge or applaud … Continue reading

December 18, 2019 · Leave a comment

Laura Kuenssberg knows what Santa is getting you


Always one for the inside scoop and election tampering, the BBC’s chief political correspondent knows about your internet history, your pin code and that embarrassing nipple hair “that won’t go … Continue reading

December 12, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris captures notorious phone thief


  The Prime Minister bravely wrestled a stolen mobile phone from an ITV journalist, while at the same time texting Laura Kuenssberg his inside trouser measurement. Naturally the journalist made … Continue reading

December 12, 2019 · Leave a comment

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Fascists will actually shoot me


Recent concerns that violent language may lead to violence, have been of little consolation to those UK citizens who have discovered that actual violence also leads to violence.  MPs seem … Continue reading

October 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

Mein Kampf sues Daily Mail for copyright infringement


The Daily Mail has been hit by two court cases; firstly, the Duchess of Sussex has claimed they published letters belonging to her, while Adolf Hitler has claimed The Mail … Continue reading

October 14, 2019 · Leave a comment

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