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Starmer confident that Covid enquiry will work, just like Grenfell


After the damming testimony of Dominic Cummings, the Labour Leader has opted to damn the government with faint praise. Instead of calling for resignations, Keir called for an enquiry similar … Continue reading

June 2, 2021 · Leave a comment

Cameron denies lobbying for Remain


The former Prime Minister has denied making any effort during the Referendum campaign or that he accepted money to run the country.  He lawyer confirmed: ‘My client has never and … Continue reading

April 20, 2021 · Leave a comment

Number of TV cops exceeds real cops by 2022


Due to cutbacks and binge watching ‘Line of Duty’, the UK’s police force is now primarily made up of graduates of Drama School and actors resting between series of ‘Death … Continue reading

April 19, 2021 · Leave a comment

Orgreave re-enactment group set to tour


Following their West End success, the riot police tribute group have chosen to take their brand of indiscriminate mayhem to the streets of Bristol.  Said one member: ‘It’s a great … Continue reading

April 8, 2021 · Leave a comment

Met Police kettle Mothering Sunday picnic


Five hundred officers were called upon to break up an illegal gathering of Martin Dukes (32) waving to his mother Agnes (65) in Finsbury Park.  Using water canons to disperse … Continue reading

March 17, 2021 · Leave a comment

Man wants extra credit for not killing anyone


While a nation discusses why it is still not safe for a woman to walk home, Paul Lawson (42), decided to weigh in with the helpful comments such as ‘women … Continue reading

March 16, 2021 · Leave a comment

Police lose 150,000 records – Sting very upset


The Home Secretary has expressed alarm that thousands of records from the 1980s may have been deleted by error, in a crude attempt to forget Hangin’ Tough by New Kids … Continue reading

January 26, 2021 · Leave a comment

Statues to get vaccine ahead of teachers


The Communities Secretary has signalled that statues of slave owners will be given preference when it comes to council housing, extra UCAS points and they will be first in the … Continue reading

January 25, 2021 · Leave a comment

Starmer runs over another cyclist, but not before suspending him first


In his vendetta against all things pedal-driven, including socialism, ‘Sir Keith’ has now successfully rolled over on his predecessor.  According to witnesses he first knocked over a Deliveroo driver while … Continue reading

November 2, 2020 · Leave a comment

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