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Tom Watson is Judge Dredd


  The Deputy Leader of the Labour Party has signalled his intention to ride into Mega-City One and shoot ‘anti-Semitic perps’ or anyone in the queue for Glastonbury.  Emboldened, ‘Judge … Continue reading

July 30, 2019 · Leave a comment

Everyone a racist now, except actual racists


Thanks to social media and white-guilt, it turns out everyone is a closet bigot or at the very least, a ‘wardrobe Danny Baker’. Unfortunately, the side-effect is that we now … Continue reading

July 10, 2019 · Leave a comment

Cocaine denies using Michael Gove


The class A drug has distanced itself from accusations that Michael Gove’s erratic and maniacal behaviour was the result of anything other than too much Michael Gove.  It insisted that … Continue reading

June 12, 2019 · Leave a comment

MP: Solve knife crime by running away


Sir Christopher Robert Chope O.B.E. D.I.P.S.H.I.T., has told a Home Affairs Select committee that the number of knife attacks could be instantly halved if everyone was built like Chuck Norris … Continue reading

April 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

Jeremy Corbyn fails to condemn ‘not being hit’


The Labour leader has come under renewed criticism for not offering support to those lining up to physically assault him.  Many of his own MPs have said that Mr. Corbyn … Continue reading

March 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

Tom Watson asks for your kitten pics


The Deputy Leader of the Labour Party has taken the unusual step of asking members to send him their complaints directly, along with their bank details and the location of … Continue reading

March 5, 2019 · Leave a comment

Churchill the greatest Britain in history – provided you’ve never read a history book


The wonderful thing about being Piers Morgan, other than the sweet smell of gammon, is that you never have to experience self-doubt, by exposing yourself to facts.  This has allowed … Continue reading

February 6, 2019 · Leave a comment

BBC apologies for TV licence email scam


A TV licence scam has led to more than 5,000 complaints; many of those from viewers of the re-makes of ‘Porridge’ and ‘Watership Down’.  The email is designed to lure … Continue reading

January 30, 2019 · Leave a comment

Foreign Office funding Secret Santa


Having admitted to funding a counter-intelligence group targeting opposition politicians, the FO has confirmed that they have also been using donations to discredit Rudolf and rig Christmas.  Using ex-military staff, … Continue reading

December 20, 2018 · Leave a comment

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