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BBC apologies for TV licence email scam

A TV licence scam has led to more than 5,000 complaints; many of those from viewers of the re-makes of ‘Porridge’ and ‘Watership Down’.  The email is designed to lure … Continue reading

January 30, 2019 · Leave a comment

Foreign Office funding Secret Santa

Having admitted to funding a counter-intelligence group targeting opposition politicians, the FO has confirmed that they have also been using donations to discredit Rudolf and rig Christmas.  Using ex-military staff, … Continue reading

December 20, 2018 · Leave a comment

Lobbyist. Think-tank. What’s in a name? Says Adolf Hippler.

A recent court case has revealed that the BBC has been actively promoting right-wing lobbyists, under the guise of researchers, shaman and ‘friends of Yoda’.  Instead of dispensing wisdom, these … Continue reading

December 11, 2018 · Leave a comment

Met Police merchandise range to have His & Her matching Taser

In order to commercialise law in the capital and put the pizzazz into policing, Scotland Yard will be launching a range of goods including furry handcuffs, vibrating truncheons and a … Continue reading

November 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

Abandoned bicycle wheel probably no longer needs padlock

Even the most opportunist petty thief has shown very little interest in one deflated wheel, resolutely chained to railings of Crawley train station. With its misshapen form and bespoke spokes … Continue reading

November 12, 2018 · Leave a comment

Graduates can become detectives in 12 weeks and fake marry someone in 6

The Home Office is struggling to recruit graduate investigators, as white-collar crime pays substantially better and often leads to a Cabinet post.  To incentivize applicants, undercover detectives are told they … Continue reading

June 26, 2018 · 2 Comments

Michael McIntyre mugging his first ‘new material’ in years

Fans of Mr McIntyre have spoken of their relief, that the comedian will finally have an anecdote that goes beyond parenting observations and shaking his jowls with mock outrage.  Having … Continue reading

June 6, 2018 · Leave a comment

Alan Pardew to tackle knife crime

The Home Secretary has said that only one man has the credentials to turn around rising violence and Tory fortunes, but unfortunately Sam Allardyce was already in post.  Therefore Amber … Continue reading

May 1, 2018 · Leave a comment

Police finally track down man who leaves chewing gum in urinals

After decades of investigation and cottaging, police have revealed the identity of the man behind the most notorious of crimes – second only to James Corden’s agent.  Ahmet Hill, of … Continue reading

November 29, 2017 · Leave a comment

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