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London saved by water cannons


A terrorist attack on Westminster was foiled yesterday by the swift deployment of Boris Johnson’s three water cannons.  Sitting astride the gun turret, Mr. Johnson hosed down bystanders and removed … Continue reading

April 12, 2017 · Leave a comment

War memorial has the face of Tony Blair


Sculptor Paul Day surprised the public by unveiling a sculpture commemorating the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, which has Anthony Charles Lynton Blair’s ‘sh$t eating grin’ plastered across it.  As with … Continue reading

March 28, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trident: Coming, unintentionally, to a city near you


The Prime Minister gave her full-throated support for nuclear missile system that has all the accuracy of drunk aiming for the toilet bowl. Despite knowing that Trident was unable to … Continue reading

February 14, 2017 · Leave a comment

UK’s laser weapon will replace flying monkeys


The Minister for Defence Procurement, Harriet Baldwin, has said that Theresa May’s traditional mode of defence – puffing up like an adder – needs to be updated. A £30m prototype … Continue reading

February 7, 2017 · Leave a comment

Dentist identifies MP by his ‘dumb mouth’


Following on from calls by David Davies to x-ray migrants’ teeth, dentists have determined that the age of a Tory can be judged by the amount of bilge coming out … Continue reading

November 3, 2016 · Leave a comment

Boris pledges Syrians extra NHS funding


The Foreign Secretary made a series unsubstantiated promises to end the conflict in Syria – having already delivered so successfully on Brexit, homelessness in London and keeping his ‘Little Johnson’ … Continue reading

October 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

MI6 to recruit 1,000 unemployed steel workers


For a country still balls-deep in austerity, the UK has magically found millions of pounds to invest in false beards and pens that shoot lasers. This is great news for … Continue reading

October 10, 2016 · Leave a comment

You can’t put a price on mutually assured destruction


Theresa May was delighted to announce to The Commons, that she had secured the obliteration of  ‘all life as we know it’ at the bargain price of £31bn.  She insisted … Continue reading

July 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

Theresa May admits ‘browsing history’ is code for porn stash‏


The Home Secretary has reassured the British public that their sordid secrets will not be subject to MI5 searches, Operation Yewtree or ‘withering looks’ from their spouses. By agreeing to … Continue reading

November 16, 2015 · Leave a comment

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