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You can’t put a price on mutually assured destruction

Theresa May was delighted to announce to The Commons, that she had secured the obliteration of  ‘all life as we know it’ at the bargain price of £31bn.  She insisted … Continue reading

July 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

Theresa May admits ‘browsing history’ is code for porn stash‏

The Home Secretary has reassured the British public that their sordid secrets will not be subject to MI5 searches, Operation Yewtree or ‘withering looks’ from their spouses. By agreeing to … Continue reading

November 16, 2015 · Leave a comment

Islamic State to be known as ‘The artist formerly known as IS’

The Prime Minister has insisted that all terrorist organisations will no longer be permitted to release material under their previous stage names. Mr. Cameron has instructed the BBC to never … Continue reading

July 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

New laws to tackle tolerance

In a decisive move, the Prime Minister has set out proposals to confront the evil forces of clemency undermining society. By weeding out the root cause of all radicalism – … Continue reading

May 20, 2015 · Leave a comment

SUBWAY® Staff braced for extra cheese on four nuclear subs‏

In what fine-diners are describing as the ‘ultimate in fast food deterrents’, the Conservative Party has committed to extending its nuclear arsenal by £34bn ‘because it comes with a free … Continue reading

May 5, 2015 · Leave a comment

IS threat turns out to be just one bloke named John

The terror levels in the Middle East were significantly reduced today, when Intelligence agencies revealed that large swathes of Syria and Iraq had been conquered by just one disgruntled computer … Continue reading

March 5, 2015 · 2 Comments

Page 3 to now feature extracts from the Chilcot Inquiry‏

In a surprise u-turn, The Sun newspaper has renewed its commitment to publishing salacious images; including Tony Blair and George W. Bush in a series of compromising positions with Weapons … Continue reading

January 28, 2015 · Leave a comment

Ransom demand for Lib Dem ministers to be ignored

Amid strident measures to tackle home grown terrorists, the Home Secretary has declared that insurance companies may not pay for hostages such as Nick Clegg, Vince Cable and ‘the Ginger … Continue reading

December 4, 2014 · 2 Comments

UK troops leave Afghanistan…for now

British troops, whose moto is ‘I’ll be back!, temporarily handed back control to the Afghan security forces. With all the commitment to withdrawal of a Catholic priest or a boomerang, … Continue reading

November 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

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