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Tories to defend UK’s borders with ‘full force’…just not Scotland


David Cameron has pledged to utilize the full strength of Britain’s armed forces in tackling terrorism, immigration and badgers. However a spokeswoman for the Prime Minister was hesitant on his … Continue reading

September 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

Cameron raises terror threat level from ‘Boring’ to ‘Arms industry needs sales’


Despite the risk of being sued by Aesop for stealing the plot to ‘The Boy Who Cried Wolf’, the Coalition Government has once more increased alert levels of a risk … Continue reading

September 2, 2014 · 3 Comments

A nation remembers WW1 Glove-Puppeteers


While English professors and people who mourn the loss of pipe-smoking focus their attention on the poets of 1914-18, some contemporary historians feel more should be done to commemorate the … Continue reading

March 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

‘UK troops could lose vital cannon-fodder role,’ warns former US defence secretary


In his memoirs, Robert Gates has cautioned the Ministry of Defense (MoD) that proposed cuts will seriously jeopardize the UK’s responsibility as a human shield and conduit for inept US … Continue reading

January 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

‘Secret Santa ‘defends freedom”


Sir Iain Lobban has responded to criticism that Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ) has undermined democracy, freedom and gone over budget with anonymous workplace gifts. The televised Public Hearing was told … Continue reading

November 12, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Cameron ‘out sources’ Syrian conflict to al-Qaeda’


In a triumph of capitalism, the Government has come up with a novel solution to the over-stretching of the UK’s armed forces. Having put the entire North Africa campaign ‘out … Continue reading

August 29, 2013 · 3 Comments

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