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Jess Phillips to quit TV to go into politics


Everyone’s favourite plain-spoken TV-listing, has said she plans to run for election, the moment she finishes recording Strictly Celebrity Bakeoff XII.  Jess has said that her brand of plain-spokenness is … Continue reading

April 29, 2019 · Leave a comment

Question Time audience still requires Equity card


Upon the discovery that the BBC has been padding out their audiences with paid actors, many theatrical agents are left wondering where their 10% is.  With pre-rehearsed lines, fake emotions … Continue reading

January 31, 2019 · 2 Comments

May plans to ‘get the band back together’


The Prime Minister has warned that to garner support for her Brexit plan, she will resume touring with her fusion of prog-rock and low corporation tax.  This will mean reforming … Continue reading

December 6, 2018 · Leave a comment

Question Time audience requires Equity card


Upon the discovery that the BBC has been padding out their audiences with paid actors, many theatrical agents are left wondering where their 10% is.  With pre-rehearsed lines, fake emotions … Continue reading

December 5, 2018 · Leave a comment

‘World’s oldest cheese’ found in BBC scheduling


Scientists have found traces of, what they believe to be, the world’s most cringe-worthy piece of televisual schmaltz.  The main culprits are a choreographed missed cue by Tess Daly, a … Continue reading

September 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

Fear that ‘Operation Yellowhammer’ intends to bring back Timmy Mallet


The public and armed services are on high alert, after a leaked memo suggests that a No-Deal Brexit will lead to re-runs of ‘Mallet’s Mallet’.  The Operation Yellowhammer contingency plan … Continue reading

September 11, 2018 · Leave a comment

Dimbleby quits Question Time without finding any Answers


Having hosted the BBC’s flagship debate programme for over 25 years, David Dimbleby has finally conceded that he will never get a straight answer to anything.  Frustrated, the ex-presenter said … Continue reading

June 27, 2018 · Leave a comment

Dec to go to the toilet ‘unaided’ for the first time


Not only will Declan Donnelly be hosting programmes by himself, but the minuscule presenter will be attempting many activities ‘solo’ for the first time; including tying his shoelaces, playing the … Continue reading

April 30, 2018 · Leave a comment

Shock – as female newsreader paired with a man of an appropriate age


Seismic waves have hit the world of media, as a twenty-something female broadcaster was accidently sat next to someone who could plausibly have been described as her boyfriend, rather than … Continue reading

February 13, 2018 · Leave a comment

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