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Duke of Edinburgh to retire from stand-up


Buckingham Palace have revealed that the husband of Queen Elizabeth II and scourge of political correctness, will no longer be touring working men’s clubs with his Bernard Manning tribute act. … Continue reading

May 8, 2017 · 2 Comments

May, Hammond & Johnson: ‘The Planned Poor’


Fans of austerity and motorcars have been delighted by a new TV series, featuring the Government driving the economy into the ditch.  In addition, the trio plan to tour the … Continue reading

December 1, 2016 · Leave a comment

Jools Holland to host the Night Tube


London Underground will begin running a late night anarchic pop show on its Victoria and Central lines, in response to the high level of commuter demand for a 24/7 showcase … Continue reading

August 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

Alf Garnett too late to stop Brexit


Frustratingly the BBC’s re-boot of ‘Till Death Us Do Part’ has missed its chance to spread a message of brotherly love to wavering Referendum voters.  Alf’s sage commentary on multi-culturalism … Continue reading

August 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

Biggins enters UKIP race


Putting the camp back into concentration camps, Christopher Biggins used the ‘Big Brother’ house to launch his manifesto of segregated buses and all-year pantomimes.  A UKIP spokeswoman expressed surprise at … Continue reading

August 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

Gove now seeks Top Gear post


Having consulted with his wife and his conscience (or Rupert Murdoch as it is known), the Justice Secretary has nominated himself as the perfect replacement for Chris Evans – offering … Continue reading

July 20, 2016 · Leave a comment

Top Gear…meh


Much to the surprise of astronomers and mystic shaman the sun continued to rise and the Earth spun on its axis, despite the fears surrounding the re-boot of the ‘Top … Continue reading

June 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

Liam Payne ‘groomed’ by Geordie housewife


Social services and teenage fan-sites have expressed concern over rumours that members of ‘One Direction’ may have fallen foul of a ‘talent ring’, whose sole purpose was to groom and … Continue reading

March 21, 2016 · 3 Comments

Taylor Swift to headline EU debate


The BBC has agreed to stage the EU referendum at Wembley Arena, with a host of popular rock stars and musically-gifted xenophobes set to take the stage.  Likened to ‘Live … Continue reading

March 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

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