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Dec to go to the toilet ‘unaided’ for the first time


Not only will Declan Donnelly be hosting programmes by himself, but the minuscule presenter will be attempting many activities ‘solo’ for the first time; including tying his shoelaces, playing the … Continue reading

April 30, 2018 · Leave a comment

Shock – as female newsreader paired with a man of an appropriate age


Seismic waves have hit the world of media, as a twenty-something female broadcaster was accidently sat next to someone who could plausibly have been described as her boyfriend, rather than … Continue reading

February 13, 2018 · Leave a comment

Mrs Brown’s Boys in ‘laughter avoidance’ scheme


Three of the cast of ‘Mrs Brown’s Boys’ have been found to have deliberately avoided humour for years; relying on bogus laughter-returns and a fake bank account under the name … Continue reading

November 9, 2017 · Leave a comment

Grenfell survivors grateful to know BBC salaries


Many of those hoping for answers to the recent fire disaster, were pleased to see the Government provide full disclosure on Mary Berry’s Saga fund – the primary cause of … Continue reading

July 24, 2017 · 2 Comments

Duke of Edinburgh to retire from stand-up


Buckingham Palace have revealed that the husband of Queen Elizabeth II and scourge of political correctness, will no longer be touring working men’s clubs with his Bernard Manning tribute act. … Continue reading

May 8, 2017 · 2 Comments

May, Hammond & Johnson: ‘The Planned Poor’


Fans of austerity and motorcars have been delighted by a new TV series, featuring the Government driving the economy into the ditch.  In addition, the trio plan to tour the … Continue reading

December 1, 2016 · Leave a comment

Jools Holland to host the Night Tube


London Underground will begin running a late night anarchic pop show on its Victoria and Central lines, in response to the high level of commuter demand for a 24/7 showcase … Continue reading

August 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

Alf Garnett too late to stop Brexit


Frustratingly the BBC’s re-boot of ‘Till Death Us Do Part’ has missed its chance to spread a message of brotherly love to wavering Referendum voters.  Alf’s sage commentary on multi-culturalism … Continue reading

August 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

Biggins enters UKIP race


Putting the camp back into concentration camps, Christopher Biggins used the ‘Big Brother’ house to launch his manifesto of segregated buses and all-year pantomimes.  A UKIP spokeswoman expressed surprise at … Continue reading

August 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

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