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Thatcher refused to share Denis with Giant Panda

A newly-released National Archive file from 1981 has revealed that the then Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher, tried to put a stop to Denis Thatcher being used in vital breeding programmes.  … Continue reading

January 4, 2018 · Leave a comment

‘Not just bin men refusing to touch festering rubbish’ say striking McDonald’s staff

While Birmingham has had to deal with seven-weeks of waste piling up due to industrial action, those living in the vicinity of striking McDonalds can take a break from their … Continue reading

September 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Gove to reintroduce pirates

In order to protect the UK’s fisheries post-Brexit, the Environment Secretary has issued Letters of the Marque to any Salty Jack or Rancid Boris.  The Channel will now be awash … Continue reading

July 6, 2017 · 2 Comments

May promises to stock food banks with fox meat

While Jeremy Corbyn has made an unwelcome pledge to solve irrelevant issues, such as Education, the NHS and World Peace.  Theresa May has had the courage to tackle the real … Continue reading

May 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

Sturgeon taken off sustainable list

Alongside North Sea haddock, opinions put forward by Nicola Sturgeon are no longer feasible and any promise sounds distinctly ‘fishy’.  Mrs. Sturgeon has been serving up ‘deep-fried codswallop’ for many … Continue reading

April 5, 2017 · Leave a comment

Free-range eggs lose their disability allowance

Downing Street has made it clear that millions of eggs will lose their disability status, unless they can prove that by ‘resembling a prolate spheroid’ they deserve priority parking.   While … Continue reading

March 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

Children bravely tackle vegetable shortage

Fans of sugar and saturated fat, have been ‘strangely upbeat’ to learn that there is a national shortage of lettuce, broccoli and other ‘rabbit food’.  Children have been forced to … Continue reading

February 23, 2017 · Leave a comment

Disposable nappy inventor buried in landfill

Innovator Valerie Hunter-Gordon has died aged 94, with her final resting place being under 50,000 metric tonnes of biodegradable ‘baby poop’.  In a final act of irony, her body will … Continue reading

November 7, 2016 · Leave a comment

Police warn IDS ‘on the loose’

‏ A national manhunt is underway for a man the security forces have described as a threat to livestock and the disabled.  Escaped from pro-EU captivity, Iain Duncan Smith (IDS) … Continue reading

March 29, 2016 · Leave a comment

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