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Money goes for early hibernation

With interest rates rising and sphincter’s tightening, the UK’s wealth has decided to retreat to the nearest nesting box or Swiss bank account.  Meanwhile, those currencies who can, have flown … Continue reading

October 15, 2018 · Leave a comment

A fifth of all Brexit ideas contain some form of Boris Johnson DNA

The Food Standards Agency (FSA) have reported that the vast majority of political offal has trace elements of the former Foreign Secretary and his ‘yellow pubes’.  Boris is the most … Continue reading

September 26, 2018 · Leave a comment

Heat overtakes Brexit as the conversation you don’t want to have

As wildfires continue to break out in Brexit negotiations, the British public have turned to the weather as their main source of verbal entropy. Reaching for the ‘Thesaurus of Boredom’, … Continue reading

August 6, 2018 · Leave a comment

Heathrow expansion to include Sudetenland

As MPs debate the merits of a ‘Third Runway and Reich’, many are worried about the environmental impact, the promise of ‘budget holidays in our time’ and the annexation of … Continue reading

July 4, 2018 · Leave a comment

1 in 5 UK mammals at risk from Hard Brexit

The Mammal Society and Natural England study has revealed as many as 12 species may be facing a Hard Brexit – or ‘extinction’ as its technically known. It is likely … Continue reading

June 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

UK introduces referendum return scheme

Bowing to public pressure, Michael Gove has agreed to institute a scheme for disposing of unwanted rubbish – starting with every idea he has ever had.  Citizens will have to … Continue reading

May 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

Straw polls bad for the environment

While the UK considers banning 8,500,000,000 plastic straws a year, many feel that we should also stop asking for referendums 8,500,000,000 times a year.  It seems that every time British … Continue reading

April 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

Garden furniture refuses to come out

As Spring has been delayed, until 2020, sun loungers and parasols throughout the UK are unwilling break their hibernation and emerge from the dark confines of the shed.  No amount … Continue reading

April 9, 2018 · Leave a comment

Shock as cliff-top homes near a ‘big f$cking drop’

Home-owners on the Norfolk coast have been stunned to discover that their properties may be now under threat from sea, sand and ‘donkey rides gone rogue’.  Despite taking every precaution, … Continue reading

March 21, 2018 · Leave a comment

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