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Heathrow expansion to include Sudetenland


As MPs debate the merits of a ‘Third Runway and Reich’, many are worried about the environmental impact, the promise of ‘budget holidays in our time’ and the annexation of … Continue reading

July 4, 2018 · Leave a comment

1 in 5 UK mammals at risk from Hard Brexit


The Mammal Society and Natural England study has revealed as many as 12 species may be facing a Hard Brexit – or ‘extinction’ as its technically known. It is likely … Continue reading

June 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

UK introduces referendum return scheme


Bowing to public pressure, Michael Gove has agreed to institute a scheme for disposing of unwanted rubbish – starting with every idea he has ever had.  Citizens will have to … Continue reading

May 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

Straw polls bad for the environment


While the UK considers banning 8,500,000,000 plastic straws a year, many feel that we should also stop asking for referendums 8,500,000,000 times a year.  It seems that every time British … Continue reading

April 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

Garden furniture refuses to come out


As Spring has been delayed, until 2020, sun loungers and parasols throughout the UK are unwilling break their hibernation and emerge from the dark confines of the shed.  No amount … Continue reading

April 9, 2018 · Leave a comment

Shock as cliff-top homes near a ‘big f$cking drop’


Home-owners on the Norfolk coast have been stunned to discover that their properties may be now under threat from sea, sand and ‘donkey rides gone rogue’.  Despite taking every precaution, … Continue reading

March 21, 2018 · Leave a comment

Head Teacher keeps school open, just to be a ‘d$ck’


Despite the UK being plunged into snow chaos, one secondary school in South Yorkshire has stayed resolutely open, to prove that all ‘snowflakes are snowflakes’.  The Head of St. Stephen’s, … Continue reading

March 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

‘Stop needless waste’ campaign – starts with Theresa May


Environmentalist are targeting a significant reduction in the amount of Theresa May over the coming year, with their eventual hope of eradicating the indiscriminate dumping of all toxic policies.  Landfill … Continue reading

January 22, 2018 · Leave a comment

Thatcher refused to share Denis with Giant Panda


A newly-released National Archive file from 1981 has revealed that the then Prime Minister, Margaret Thatcher, tried to put a stop to Denis Thatcher being used in vital breeding programmes.  … Continue reading

January 4, 2018 · Leave a comment

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