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NHS ‘coronavirus pod’ is the new name for ‘corridor’


With no additional capacity, hospitals have been forced to improvise with their use of space; converting carparks into wards, skips into surgeries and toilets into ‘executive office space, with unlimited … Continue reading

February 18, 2020 · Leave a comment

Facemasks? Either its Coronavirus or we suddenly have a lot of dentists


The UK is braced for an outbreak of a scary virus or the possibility that everyone wants to look like a dental hygienist.  To add to the confusion, there is … Continue reading

February 5, 2020 · Leave a comment

Trump arrives to take-over the NHS a week too soon


Due to a scheduling error and Donald Trump getting confused with his advent calendar, the President failed to launch the first striptease/carvery outlet of ‘McNHS’.  Mr. Trump had excitedly booked … Continue reading

December 5, 2019 · Leave a comment

SNP formally back decriminalising haggis


The Scottish National Party have declared an end to the prohibition of offal or meat products that look like Boris Johnson. Once the legislation is passed, ordinary Scottish citizens will … Continue reading

October 29, 2019 · Leave a comment

Narcolepsy outbreak at Tory Conference


Conservative supporters have complained about an inability to regulate their sleep-wake cycles, while listening to Gavin Williamson. Many Tories have found themselves slipping into a catatonic state, which means they … Continue reading

October 3, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris promises £1.8bn to NHS to cover his paternity tests


  In a one off payment to the NHS, the new Prime Minister has promised to fully fund maternity wards inundated with mewling blond-haired homunculi. He said that hospitals should … Continue reading

August 12, 2019 · Leave a comment

Fascism is not lactose intolerant


  As much of 60% of the electorate still think they can ward off Nigel Farage with a milkshake, a clove of garlic and a request for his tax returns. … Continue reading

May 22, 2019 · Leave a comment

Prostate examination stigma ‘reduced’ through use of Flash mob.


The NHS in a bid to encourage patients to get routine check-ups, will be employing a host of entertainers; such as clowns to test your blood pressure, fortune-tellers to endorse immunization … Continue reading

May 2, 2019 · Leave a comment

Shock as anti-depressant use ONLY doubles


A heavily medicated public have discovered that dealing with life in the UK now requires a heady cocktail of opioids, instagram and M&S ‘gin in a can’. In the last … Continue reading

April 8, 2019 · Leave a comment

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