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Surgeons could save time by not washing their hands


Up to two hours of surgery time could be saved per day by cutting out unnecessary luxuries, such as surgical scrubs, sharpened instruments and using an anaesthetic.  A study by … Continue reading

November 16, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘Rural Doctors’ technically Vets


The Government is offering a £20,000 incentive bonus to any GP willing to tackle the medical problems of rural communities; including fleas, worms and no qualms about mating with blood … Continue reading

November 6, 2017 · 2 Comments

Women banned from menstruating with blue liquid


For decades, the pen industry has been using women as plentiful source of blue ink; with a typical ratio, of one menstruation to a thousand ballpoints.  Sadly ‘Bodyform’ sanitary towels … Continue reading

November 1, 2017 · Leave a comment

Scottish ‘baby in a box’ scheme to be served with ‘chippie sauce’


Scotland is set to serve ‘baby in a basket’ across a range of establishments, complete with a bed of chips, coleslaw and a touch of 70’s nostalgia. Baby boxes with … Continue reading

August 23, 2017 · Leave a comment

Chocolate bars aren’t smaller, we’re just fatter


Manufacturers have dismissed claims that confectionery favourites have shrunk, explaining that anything would look small in our ‘big fat, sausage fingers’.  The Office for National Statistics concluded that 2,500 products … Continue reading

August 16, 2017 · Leave a comment

Office worker still thinks manual labour ‘looks relaxing’


Gazing at workmen assembling scaffolding outside his office window, Joshua Millingsworth (29) told all within earshot, that working class people ‘don’t have a care in the world’.  Based on years … Continue reading

August 14, 2017 · 2 Comments

New female Dr Who technically a nurse


Fans are still decide on the merits of Jodie Whittaker as the new Time Lord/Lady, but many question the medical legitimacy of someone who has to pee sitting down. ‘As … Continue reading

August 1, 2017 · Leave a comment

Nation admits ‘Mindfulness’ is a ‘crock of sh$t’


While experts acknowledge that the UK has the emotional resilience of blancmange, many now agree that ‘mindfulness’ is just a scam to sell books, josticks and to fill up Spa … Continue reading

July 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

Flood of immigrant nurses finally halted


In the face of much recent criticism, Theresa May was finally able to point to her success in stopping the threat of qualified health professionals from getting out of hand.  … Continue reading

June 27, 2017 · Leave a comment

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