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Woman asks: ‘What’s that small blue light I can see from my bed?’


Esmee Van Der Veen (32) has spent a sleepless night trying to work out what that flashing blue light is – you know, the one you can see in the … Continue reading

May 10, 2021 · Leave a comment

We ask ‘Decking – is it the new ‘patio’ for middle class serial killers?’


As our thoughts now turn to Spring, gardening and disposing of human remains, we have many options available to us in terms of hiding the evidence and keeping a tidy … Continue reading

April 22, 2021 · Leave a comment

‘All things must pass’ advises Gastroenterologist


This reassuring advice has been given to Simon Kosmatka (37) who had inadvertently swallowed a series of cherry stones, after inhaling a home-made fruit salad, without pausing to chew.  Simon … Continue reading

April 21, 2021 · Leave a comment

Nostalgia now a thing of the past


Sociologists have revealed that a wistful affection for a time past, only affects those who cannot accurately remember the past and that déjà vu is not what it used to … Continue reading

April 14, 2021 · Leave a comment

Quarantine Airbnb not so successful


While the Government introduces Quarantine Hotels, plans to put potentially ill travellers in your spare bedroom have been less than popular.  Airbnb plans to offer private lodgings for any holidaymaker … Continue reading

February 2, 2021 · Leave a comment

Mum told her cake almost as good as ‘shop bought’ not really feeling the compliment


A familial moment of solidarity has descended into chaos, after the faint praise for a Three-Layer Berry Victoria Sponge, was seen as a slap in the face for the baker … Continue reading

January 21, 2021 · Leave a comment

Woman who decorated room, pretty sure room decorated her


Having successfully redecorated her lounge, Ayesha Gul (32) is now convinced that she is wearing most of the materials used and the majority of a pot of paint.  Prior to … Continue reading

January 13, 2021 · 2 Comments

The Ghost of Christmas Furniture reminds you to put up shelves


A man from Hull, Michael Khatri, was recently visited by three alarming visions – the ghosts of Past Decoration Promises, of DIY Presents and of Furniture Construction.  This Dickensian nightmare … Continue reading

December 23, 2020 · Leave a comment

Bucket list fails to mention new bucket


With an economic downturn predicted, people need to be more realistic with their unrealistic ambitions. A bucket list that lacks a bucket, is clearly not prepared for a bleak Covid … Continue reading

December 2, 2020 · Leave a comment

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