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London trials ‘Gay Shame’ march


In an interesting addition to the ‘Pride’ season, London is planning to stage a series of events for anti-trans protesters, culminating with the concept of irony being bludgeoned to death … Continue reading

July 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

Wife admits to holding in a fart for 10 years


Petra Neysmith (35) has told friends that she can no longer suppress ‘the gaseous rage’ within her.  Sadly, in a vain attempt to keep her marriage together, Petra has not … Continue reading

May 21, 2018 · 1 Comment

It’s not post-natal depression. You’re tired.


Scientists have discovered that not every ‘moody f$cker’ is necessarily suffering from a medical disorder.  In fact 38% of misbehaving parents, are using their babies as an excuse for a … Continue reading

May 9, 2018 · Leave a comment

People now eating Leggings


The Office for National Statistics’ (ONS) annual review of basket of goods, reveal that the British public are consuming significantly more high chairs, moisturizer and cameras.  Chief among these new … Continue reading

April 24, 2018 · Leave a comment

How to spot ‘the wrong type of Jew’


The BBC, Guido Fawkes and your racist Uncle – have helpfully sought to clarify the real source of anti-Semitism – Jews. Said one news editor, channeling Lord Rothermere: ‘Originally we … Continue reading

April 3, 2018 · Leave a comment

Man instantly regrets not looking in his handkerchief


Tobias Kowalewski (37) has become riddled with self-doubt and curiosity, since he pointedly refused to examine the contents of his handkerchief, after one particularly aggressive evacuation.  Not only was he … Continue reading

March 8, 2018 · Leave a comment

People who go for walks aren’t working hard enough during the week


Sociologists have discovered what many had long suspected, that those whose weekends are packed with strenuous activity, are blatantly ‘slacking-off’ at work.  Chief amongst these, are ramblers – who are … Continue reading

February 27, 2018 · 2 Comments

No one has ever used the word ‘Youthquake’


Despite claims by the Oxford Dictionary that ‘Youthquake’ is a word, most teenagers agree that it is only a phrase to use, if you want to get ridiculed on social … Continue reading

January 3, 2018 · Leave a comment

DUP demands ‘dado rail’ rather than soft border


The EU negotiations have been thrown into turmoil by the Democratic Unionist Party insisting on the same coving and ‘wall accoutrements’ as other UK properties.  Theresa May had hoped to … Continue reading

December 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

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