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Husband threatens to grow ‘mother of all beards’ – so does wife

  In an act of hairy brinkmanship, one couple from Luton (Ben & Sally) are treating lockdown as a challenge to see how far they can let their personal grooming … Continue reading

April 7, 2020 · Leave a comment

Teenager emerges from bedroom after 3 weeks to say: ‘What virus?’

  Although the UK is under lockdown, events are yet to disturb the sleep/gaming pattern of one hibernating teenager. In fact very few British youngsters are aware of the Coronavirus … Continue reading

March 30, 2020 · Leave a comment

Maybe if you were more interesting people wouldn’t interrupt

Social scientists have revealed that 80% of all conversational interruptions are not due to some elaborate power-play, but are caused by the speaker being mind-numbingly tedious.  Repetition, lack of coherent … Continue reading

March 3, 2020 · Leave a comment

Most couples opt for an ‘uncivil’ partnership

Despite thousands of heterosexual couples in England and Wales entering into civil partnerships, a far greater number will be moving to a state of awkward silence and passive aggressive comments … Continue reading

February 25, 2020 · Leave a comment

 Man holding door open thinks he has solved gender inequality

At 12.37, Tuesday, Paul Webster (43) took the bold – some might say courageous – decision to hold a door open for a female work colleague, thus correcting decades of … Continue reading

January 6, 2020 · Leave a comment

Voters who got food for voting for Jess Phillips now feel ‘a bit sick’

  Caught up in a ‘votes for food’ scandal, the Birmingham MP has been found to have offered ‘treats’ on election day to hungry voters – but given nobody fancied … Continue reading

December 26, 2019 · Leave a comment

Hunt for nail clippers enters its tenth minute

Emergency services are on standby after Marjory CHOUDHARY (34) reported that her preferred manicure set had disappeared from its usual resting place – somewhere under a discarded sock or over … Continue reading

December 16, 2019 · Leave a comment

The 70s is sick and tired of your bitching

While The Daily Mail would like you to believe that the 1970s was the nadir of human civilization, the Bay City Rollers would like to tell them to ‘Bye Bye … Continue reading

November 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

Exploding tomato ruins everything

Adil Chaudhry (34) has had his life turned upside down and his shirt coated, by vegetable shrapnel. Tentatively pricking a cherry tomato with his fork, Mr Chaudhry unleashed a chain … Continue reading

September 18, 2019 · Leave a comment

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