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‘Oh good, another referendum’ says UK


Nicola Sturgeon is to seek second opportunity to waste money and breath, by debating something we were told two years ago was a ‘once in a lifetime’ decision. Speaking in … Continue reading

April 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

Wight Supremacist wins Ventnor Council


Hot on the heels of Donald Trump’s success, an Isle of Wight hotelier has secured a majority of parish seats – despite pollsters inaccurately predicting a victory for a candidate … Continue reading

December 5, 2016 · Leave a comment

May puts nation on high-poppy alert


Distracted by suffering refugees, confused by convoluted Brexit negotiations or just plain scared by a Trump presidency?  No? Neither is your Prime Minster. Today Theresa May did what every true … Continue reading

November 10, 2016 · Leave a comment

Owen Smith fails to find seat at Corbyn rally


Leaked video footage shows the Labour contender trying to squeeze through a throng of Corbynistas at a recent leadership event, only for Mr. Smith to produce a fake disability badge … Continue reading

September 6, 2016 · Leave a comment

Nation celebrates 90yrs of forelock tugging


The simpering population of the UK turned out in dozens to mark the birth of yet another lizard overlord.  Obsequious to the point of nausea, the people of Britain displayed … Continue reading

April 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

Isle of Wight didn’t even know we were part of the EU


While the rest of the UK is forced into deciding which Etonian to be lied to, residents of Queen Victoria’s ‘favourite place to die’ are somewhat out of-the-loop.  Unaware of … Continue reading

March 10, 2016 · Leave a comment

Three little pigs commissioned to build 13,000 new homes


The Prime Minister has taken the unprecedented decision to be guided by fairy tales from the land-of-make-believe or his ‘big society’ as he calls it. Drawing on the construction acumen … Continue reading

January 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘Home Alone’/’It’s a Wonderful Life’ schism irreconcilable


UN representatives have admitted to an impasse in negotiations for a lasting peace over television priorities during the festive period.  Families have been split asunder, with a divide between cinematic-slapstick … Continue reading

December 22, 2015 · Leave a comment

Gran runs ‘crystalized ginger’ lab


Police have warned the public that in the run up to Christmas to be on the lookout for the tell-tale signs of family members experimenting with ‘festive highs’.  Fears have … Continue reading

December 21, 2015 · Leave a comment

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