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Best Man’s speech enters second day


Emergency services have been called to a local wedding, where guests report suffering from dehydration, boredom and a nagging sense of déjà vu – while the Best Man lurches into … Continue reading

December 7, 2017 · Leave a comment

New TV ‘finally’ big enough, says Man


With ‘Black Friday’ a distant memory and a future cause for insolvency, Mr. Hassan Bukhari (42) has unveiled the latest addition to his family – a splendiferous, 70 inch wide-screen … Continue reading

December 6, 2017 · Leave a comment

Kensington Tories rate the Titanic disaster a ‘B minus’


Having asked residents to tastefully score the Grenfell Tower tragedy ‘out of ten’, town councillors have proposed to rate Harold Shipman on Check-a-Trade and the Holocaust on Trip Advisor.  Undeterred … Continue reading

November 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘One-way ticket for homeless’ – just Southern Rail’s usual service


A number of councils in England are regularly buying ‘rough sleepers’ one-way train tickets, or ‘return tickets’ as Southern call them.  The controversial policy of putting homeless on trains, has … Continue reading

October 31, 2017 · Leave a comment

Woman punishes SatNav with trip to Wales


In return for years of surly instruction and demands that she take the second exit at the roundabout, Esme St. Fleur (52) has decided to inflict a syllabic slap-down on … Continue reading

October 25, 2017 · Leave a comment

Pub landlord admits he is not an interior designer


Much to the surprise of locals and art historians, Malcolm Broadbridge (of Shanklin’s ‘Red Lion’) has confessed that his eclectic decor was not due to five years studying at La … Continue reading

July 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘Oh good, another referendum’ says UK


Nicola Sturgeon is to seek second opportunity to waste money and breath, by debating something we were told two years ago was a ‘once in a lifetime’ decision. Speaking in … Continue reading

April 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

Wight Supremacist wins Ventnor Council


Hot on the heels of Donald Trump’s success, an Isle of Wight hotelier has secured a majority of parish seats – despite pollsters inaccurately predicting a victory for a candidate … Continue reading

December 5, 2016 · Leave a comment

May puts nation on high-poppy alert


Distracted by suffering refugees, confused by convoluted Brexit negotiations or just plain scared by a Trump presidency?  No? Neither is your Prime Minster. Today Theresa May did what every true … Continue reading

November 10, 2016 · Leave a comment

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