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Something about Princess Diana


Blah, blah, blah of course you are still reading, blah blah blah just on the off chance we mention Diana again. We could even recycle something from ten years ago … Continue reading

June 1, 2021 · Leave a comment

Glaswegian denies having tear in his eye rather than a knife in his pocket


Having reduced knife crime by more than half, the city of Glasgow reduced the UK population to tears, by rescuing two men from an immigration van. The image of a … Continue reading

May 19, 2021 · Leave a comment

Children wary of the new ‘Prince Andrew Award’


In the absence of a Duke of Edinburgh for the Duke of Edinburgh Award, the Crown has turned to another Royal, known for his passion for teenage passions.  Prince Andrew … Continue reading

May 12, 2021 · Leave a comment

UK not racist – April Fools


The investigation into Race and Ethnic Disparities has admitted to being a massive prank, alongside other reports that say that police are not violent, the homeless just prefer fresh air … Continue reading

April 5, 2021 · Leave a comment

Royal Family decide to drop the title ‘Family’ from their name


Clarence House has announced that forthwith, members of the Royal Family will renounce all claims to being a functional or loving family.  The issue had finally reached crisis point, with … Continue reading

March 10, 2021 · Leave a comment

Report claims Extinction Rebellion infiltrated by environmentalists


Lord Walney, ex-Labour MP and ex-alleged sex pest, has been tasked with weeding out the radical elements of radical groups, with the aim of making them more appealing to corporate … Continue reading

February 22, 2021 · Leave a comment

Government to outline ‘zero f$cks’ policy


True to form, the British Government has announced a roll out of apathy and incompetence throughout the land.  By the end of March they expect to have achieved 100% inoculation … Continue reading

January 20, 2021 · Leave a comment

Johnson and Starmer announce much anticipated engagement


Wedding bells and cash registers are set to ring out, as the Prime Minister and The Leader of the Opposition look set to seal the knot and tighten the noose. … Continue reading

January 7, 2021 · Leave a comment

EU gone but the bloody Normans are still here


The promise of a UK independent of the meddling Europeans seems to have been reneged upon, as 70% of British land is still owned by less than 1% – and … Continue reading

January 5, 2021 · Leave a comment

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