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April Fools’ Day to coincide with Brexit


The Prime Minister has taken the unusual step of tying any meaningful Brexit decision to April 1st, to maximise levels of ridicule and mirth.  Explained a spokeswoman for No. 10: … Continue reading

March 18, 2019 · Leave a comment

‘Grandad, do you remember a time before Brexit?


’ Sidney Whiteside (109) is the last surviving voter, who was alive when Theresa May first started negotiating the UK’s exit from the EU.  Sidney is old enough to remember … Continue reading

February 12, 2019 · Leave a comment

May bribes Knights of Ni to say ‘Yea’


The Prime Minister has offered New Year’s honours to Brexiteers in exchange for their support, with the understanding that they can have any shrubbery they want, provided it is not … Continue reading

January 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

Queen’s speech includes 16 part critique of Harry Potter


In an unprecedented attack, Elizabeth II has used her seasonal address to label a magical Grammar school, as being ‘an inclusive fantasy’. In a mix of latin and jamaican patois, … Continue reading

December 27, 2018 · Leave a comment

Corbyn refuses to shoot German serviceman


A nation was shocked, when Jeremy Corbyn failed to patriotically mark this year’s Remembrance Service; but instead said something ‘girly’ about peace and remembering some boring guff about history.  The … Continue reading

November 13, 2018 · Leave a comment

Everyone agrees Tony Blair’s comments are ‘really helpful’


The grateful citizens of the UK have welcomed the ex-Prime Minister reminding them all why he is an ex-Prime Minister and why nobody likes a war criminal.  Where previously there … Continue reading

September 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

BBC reports rise in fake news, with no sense of irony


The Digital, Culture, Media and Sport (DCMS) Committee has warned that democracy is under threat from online fake news; as opposed to the legitimate fake news in our print or … Continue reading

August 9, 2018 · Leave a comment

Hoses to blame for Grenfell. Flammable material exonerated


In a surprise twist, the inquiry into the Grenfell fire has discovered that firefighters caused the tragedy, not the cladding made from cardboard and kerosene.   By naively using water to … Continue reading

July 9, 2018 · Leave a comment

Royal Reporter fails to say ‘black culture’ without sounding like a condescending racist


While many have applauded the diversity and talent on display at Harry & Meghan’s wedding, journalists have struggled to find a plaudit that goes beyond ‘what a surprise’ or ‘nice … Continue reading

May 22, 2018 · Leave a comment

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