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May triggers Article 51 by accident


With a trigger finger as itchy as Lee Harvey Oswald covered in ants, Theresa May has inadvertently signed the wrong sub-clause of the EU convention.  Article 51, as complicated as … Continue reading

March 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

Fictional funding at an ‘all time’ high


In the face of further cuts to the public sector, the Government was keen to announce that ‘fairy-tale budgets’ were increasing, with services set to be funded by magic beans … Continue reading

March 9, 2017 · Leave a comment

May orders Queen to give Trump a lap-dance


Rolling out the red carpet and the nipple tassels, the UK’s Prime Minister has insisted that Donald Trump will receive a state visit and ‘a massage, with extras’.  To this … Continue reading

February 15, 2017 · Leave a comment

New ‘Garden Villages’ really allotments


The Government has unveiled its intention to build up to 10,000 new homes next to cabbage patches and curmudgeonly old men, smoking a pipe.  Instead of 14 new villages, the … Continue reading

January 23, 2017 · Leave a comment

Blair inadvertently gives home to a tramp


Promising to help the ‘politically homeless’, Tony Blair has discovered a queue vagabonds outside his residence; demanding soup and his justification for the indiscriminate bombing of the Middle East.  The … Continue reading

December 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

Gove leaves Boris unattended


Parent groups and petting zoos have been outraged by reports that the ex-Education Secretary may have abandoned Boris Johnson to his own devices in the Foreign Office.  Having already acquired … Continue reading

November 21, 2016 · Leave a comment

May to repeal the repeal of the Corn Laws


The Prime Minister is to embark on an ambitious programme of repealing every bit of legislation that might protect the British worker.  Starting with the Human Rights and European Communities … Continue reading

October 20, 2016 · Leave a comment

Everyone quits


Following a spate of high profile resignations caused by inquiries into child abuse, football corruption and bakery-related shenanigans, the British public have all decided to follow suit.  As of Monday … Continue reading

October 19, 2016 · Leave a comment

May yet to pick a country to destroy


Following in a long line of militarily and diplomatically inept Prime Ministers, Theresa May now has the difficult decision as to which nation to send back to the Middle Ages; … Continue reading

October 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

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