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White privilege is changing the TV scheduling and thinking you solved racism

As well-meaning at it may be, banning one episode from a 1970’s sitcom, does not make up for 2,000 years of racism. Worryingly, TV executives seem to think that casting … Continue reading

June 16, 2020 · Leave a comment

No.10 ban anti-Tory press, but can’t find any

Much to their embarrassment, the Government has failed to find any actual criticism in the press, other than an oblique reference to Priti Patel being ‘more scary’ than any terrorist.  … Continue reading

February 26, 2020 · Leave a comment

Harry & Meghan forced to return all the swan blood

The Sussexes have been told that they must relinquish their HRH titles, their season tickets to Crawley Town FC and any duty-frees from last two years. They can no longer … Continue reading

January 28, 2020 · Leave a comment

BBC edit footage to show Boris walking on the moon

Having confessed to multiple occasions of re-editing the Prime Minister in a favourable light, the BBC has been accused of adding Boris to the ‘Abbey Road’ album cover, the cast … Continue reading

December 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

Brave PM left ‘shaken’ by inadvertently meeting member of the public

  Questions have been asked about the security measures surrounding Boris Johnsons, given that twice now the PM has been forced to talk to someone not from Eton. Shocking scenes … Continue reading

October 8, 2019 · Leave a comment

April Fools’ Day to coincide with Brexit

The Prime Minister has taken the unusual step of tying any meaningful Brexit decision to April 1st, to maximise levels of ridicule and mirth.  Explained a spokeswoman for No. 10: … Continue reading

March 18, 2019 · Leave a comment

‘Grandad, do you remember a time before Brexit?

’ Sidney Whiteside (109) is the last surviving voter, who was alive when Theresa May first started negotiating the UK’s exit from the EU.  Sidney is old enough to remember … Continue reading

February 12, 2019 · Leave a comment

May bribes Knights of Ni to say ‘Yea’

The Prime Minister has offered New Year’s honours to Brexiteers in exchange for their support, with the understanding that they can have any shrubbery they want, provided it is not … Continue reading

January 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

Queen’s speech includes 16 part critique of Harry Potter

In an unprecedented attack, Elizabeth II has used her seasonal address to label a magical Grammar school, as being ‘an inclusive fantasy’. In a mix of latin and jamaican patois, … Continue reading

December 27, 2018 · Leave a comment

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