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‘Stupid’ distances itself from Theresa May


As controversy surrounds on whether or not Jeremy Corbyn factually identified the Prime Minister as a ‘stupid woman’; the 16th century adjective has asked not be associated with Mrs. May. … Continue reading

December 24, 2018 · Leave a comment

May staying too long, says herpes virus


Having thrown the ring into the Cracks of Doom, the 1922 Committee was shocked to discover that the Prime Minister has all the tenacity of a hangnail.   Even with over … Continue reading

December 17, 2018 · Leave a comment

May: That’s nothing compared to the contempt I hold for myself


After losing a crucial vote of contempt, the Prime Minister admitted to having the ‘collywobbles’ everytime she looked in the mirror.  Mrs May said she now had an attack of … Continue reading

December 12, 2018 · Leave a comment

Tommy Robinson less of an ‘advisor’, more of a ‘cautionary tale’


The co-founder of the English Defence League is to help UKIP members on how to spot dangerous extremists – starting with himself.  Through a fusion of experimental kabuki theatre and … Continue reading

December 4, 2018 · Leave a comment

Boris Johnson sold for scrap


The current London Mayor, Sadiq Khan, has managed to recover £11,000 in scrap value for an obsolete Foreign Secretary – made from saturated fat, fuzzy-felt and Remainer tears.  The broken … Continue reading

November 29, 2018 · Leave a comment

Universal Credit is ‘bloody brilliant’!


Everyone is in complete agreement that the Government’s flagship welfare system is an unrivaled success and not a ‘multitudinous f$ck-knot’.  It has broken all previous efficiency records previously held by … Continue reading

November 22, 2018 · 2 Comments

Theresa May wakes to discover Brexit ‘was all a dream’


A grateful Mrs May awoke to realise that the last few years were all just a fevered cheese nightmare, that she was still Home Secretary and that David Cameron was … Continue reading

November 7, 2018 · Leave a comment

Tory Party combines with Clown Conference


In a cost cutting measure, the Conservative Party has decided to merge its annual conference with a collection of buffoons and not the usual Bullingdon Club ones.  Instead, Theresa May … Continue reading

October 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

Tories confirm Aaron Banks ‘not dead enough’ to join party


New figures suggest that Conservative membership has plummeted in recent months, meaning that contributions from deceased members are double that of the living – just like in the House of … Continue reading

August 30, 2018 · Leave a comment

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