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James O’Brien shocked that voting for Boris might get Boris elected


The LBC presenter and Centrist pin-up, has had his little mind blown by the idea if you sit on wet paint, you might get covered in paint.  That causality is … Continue reading

July 1, 2019 · 2 Comments

Boris is Connor MacLeod


The Tory frontrunner has proven himself impervious to all forms of scandal or physical harm; and who many suspect is an immortal Etonian, here to fight for ‘The Prize’ of … Continue reading

June 27, 2019 · Leave a comment

Voter, looking left, gets hit by bus coming from the right


Nervous voters reluctant to cast their votes for anything vaguely left-wing, have been surprised to wake up to the prospect of Boris Johnson as PM and Nigel Farage as their … Continue reading

June 19, 2019 · Leave a comment

Chuka deciding which party to betray next


Having rattled through more parties than Charlie Sheen, the ex-Labour/TIG/CUK MP is looking settle down for the foreseeable future – all ten minutes of it.  Currently the Lib Dems are … Continue reading

June 18, 2019 · Leave a comment

Change UK split to pursue solo incompetence


After much soul searching, Heidi Allen (leader of CUK) has concluded she has no soul. The next logical step is for her party to disband, each to pursue their own … Continue reading

June 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

Surprise, as elderly homophobe has not mellowed with age


Anne Widdecombe has defied expectation by being just as curmudgeonly now, as she was when she was a high-spirited teenage bigot.  Contrary to expection, a lifetime of homophobia does not … Continue reading

June 10, 2019 · Leave a comment

May to ‘finish with a song’


The Prime Minister has confirmed that the schedule for her departure will be shortened from ‘until hell freezes over’ to the ‘next available cab off the rank’.  To please her … Continue reading

May 27, 2019 · Leave a comment

Change UK & Brexit Party to merge – ‘to get all the votes’


Leaders of the UK’s newest political/money-laundering parties, have agreed to unite a nation behind a motto of ‘one member, one policy’.  Analysis has shown that by combining all the Leave … Continue reading

May 16, 2019 · Leave a comment

Is Boris Johnson’s character ‘Kwasi Kwarteng’ racist?


The renowned Brexiteer has defended his decision to continue to perform his ‘black face’ caricature of a bumbling historian.   Despite using negative class-based stereo-types, Mr. Johnson insisted that his ‘Kwasi’ … Continue reading

May 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

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