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Rayner told to shadow Gove but eerily Gove casts no shadow


Following her sacking/promotion/sacking, Angela Rayner has the new task of shadowing the Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster – which sounds like the task of 15th century detective.  In fact, … Continue reading

May 20, 2021 · Leave a comment

Keir Starmer spells forensic with a ‘Ph’ and Keir with a ‘th’ at the end


As the Labour Party absorbs the ramifications of its worst by-election result in living memory, Sir Keir has decided to remind us of his professionalism by setting fire to his … Continue reading

May 11, 2021 · Leave a comment

Starmer blames meddling Scooby Doo


With pundits predicting election embarrassment for Sir Keir Starmer, the hapless leader was quick to shift the blame to inclement weather, the fall of the Hapsburgs and Bach’s Piano Concerto … Continue reading

May 6, 2021 · Leave a comment

Man angry PM threatened to ‘pile bodies high’, not angry that he actually did it


Mark O’Brien (47) was ‘spitting feathers’ at the fact that Boris Johnson had once mentioned the very thing he went on to do. ‘I’m outraged he said it.  Am I … Continue reading

May 4, 2021 · Leave a comment

Corrupt Johnson accuses Corrupt Cameron of corruption/plagiarism.


As Prime Ministers Cameron & Johnson fight over who nanny loves best, the UK is left wondering, how we all get embroiled in this tuck-shop psychodrama.  Were they once lovers?  … Continue reading

April 28, 2021 · Leave a comment

Keir Starmer completes tutorial mode


After a whole year in charge of the Labour Party, Starmer has finally made it out of the instruction manual phase and can finally start seeing what all this opposition … Continue reading

April 13, 2021 · Leave a comment

Starmer asks Tories to take over running of Labour Party


Having conceded that he is incapable of sorting problems in Liverpool, the Leader of the Opposition has decided the day job ‘may be too much for him’. A spokeswoman acknowledged: … Continue reading

March 29, 2021 · Leave a comment

Covid Research Group not really understanding the word ‘Research’


A group of lockdown-sceptic back-bench MPs have tried to give the impression of thoughtful scientific study, by dropping in the word ‘Research’ – in place of ‘Dumbwittery’. This was the … Continue reading

February 25, 2021 · Leave a comment

Starmer’s poll dance with Union Jack backfires


The so-called Leader of the Opposition has failed to inspire voters with his rampant mounting of the nearest flag, mainly because this act of patriotism was undermined by his indiscriminate … Continue reading

February 16, 2021 · 2 Comments

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