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Ted Heath to be next Tory leader


Despite being embroiled in an historical abuse scandal and ‘technically dead’, Edward Heath is now the frontrunner to replace beleaguered Theresa May.   One Minister commented: ‘Gropey Heath may have bodged … Continue reading

October 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Boris sets out his vision for Brexit…in crayon


Using his finest penmanship and favourite felt-tips, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (aged 53½) has explained how to spell ‘dog’, why his favourite colour is blue and how babies are … Continue reading

October 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘Of course it can get worse’ says triumphant May


Waving to a handpicked crowd, with snipers aimed at them, the newly elected Prime Minister renewed her message of hope; hope that Brexit was a cheese-dream, hope that her husband … Continue reading

June 13, 2017 · Leave a comment

Murdoch says you can vote now


Our benevolent overlord, Rupert Murdoch, has granted a day of democracy for the collective chattel – provided, of course, they vote for his preferred minion.  To help us in our … Continue reading

June 8, 2017 · Leave a comment

Adult voters secretly ‘excited’ about destroying their children’s future


As the General Election looms, like an iceberg or a prostate examination, the UK’s electorate is surreptitiously looking forward to the prospect of ‘sticking it to the young’.  With a … Continue reading

June 7, 2017 · Leave a comment

UK asked to choose between Internment Camps, the Final Solution or Box No.3


In what seems to be the worst game-show ever, Britain is now being asked to pick the lesser of all evils – when it seems that all the options are … Continue reading

June 6, 2017 · 4 Comments

Nation ‘ok’ with taxing Laura Kuenssberg


While the electorate may be sceptical about Jeremy Corbyn, the majority seem unified behind the manifesto pledge ‘to wipe the sneering smile’ off the face of the BBC’s political editor.  … Continue reading

May 23, 2017 · Leave a comment

If you vote Tory – ‘f$cking own it’!


With a General Election looming and a post-election depression inevitable, many Conservatives are looking for ways to continue their Faustian Pact, while retaining the right to ‘b$tch and moan’ about … Continue reading

May 4, 2017 · 2 Comments

May refuses to use the electorate


After rejecting the use of TV debates during the General Election, the Prime Minister has ruled out using the British public as a means of deciding anything.  Recent democratic hiccups … Continue reading

May 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

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