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Man who lost to Ed Miliband, now an expert on winning


With the sage advice of someone with his ‘d$ck caught in his zipper’, David Miliband has stepped forward to advise the Labour Party, he abandoned, on where they are going … Continue reading

March 8, 2017 · Leave a comment

Laura Kuenssberg REALLY hates Corbyn


Friends have grown concerned that the BBC’s political editor is letting her loathing of ‘allotment owning socialists’ get the better of her. Such is her disdain for all things Corbyn, … Continue reading

February 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

UK appoints ambassador to Freedonia


Tired of Brexit discussions, Theresa May has decided to focus her fictitious EU negotiations on fictitious EU countries.  Despite the previous incumbent being insulted by Rufus T. Firefly, the new … Continue reading

January 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

Gove admits error, then admires flying pig


The former Cabinet House-Elf, Michael Gove, has surprised the nation by acknowledging an oversight of the ‘tinsy-winsy variety’. Yet for someone who had previously dismissed fallibility as a sort of … Continue reading

November 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

Racist endorses racist


Theresa May has successfully managed to realign her party, somewhere to the right of Vlad the Impaler.  Having secured an endorsement from France’s far-right National Front, Mrs May has redefined … Continue reading

October 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tim Farron woos Angela Jolie


Reaching out to disgruntled Labour voters and the ex-wives of Brad Pitt, the Liberal Democrat leader claimed his was the only centre-left party that had enjoyed ‘Lara Croft II’.  Speaking … Continue reading

October 6, 2016 · Leave a comment

Corbyn wins Keir Hardie’s beard


With a stonking 61.8% of votes by registered Labour members and 100% of anyone vaguely socialist, Jeremy Corbyn has won the right to don the facial fuzz of the party’s … Continue reading

October 3, 2016 · Leave a comment

Cameron pays pig £8.4m in ‘hush money’


The UK’s outgoing Prime Minister is accused of authorising millions of pounds in severance for special advisors and a collection of ‘saucy livestock’.  Accounts reveal pay-rises of up to 24% … Continue reading

September 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

High Court rules Owen Smith unelectable


In a landmark ruling, Mr Justice Hickinbottom has said that no self respecting voter should be coerced into supporting Owen Smith – ‘even if, his was the only name on … Continue reading

August 17, 2016 · Leave a comment

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