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Lib Dem graph 110% accurate


Defending misleading stats produced by her party, Jo Swinson revealed that four thirds of the electorate agree with her position, eight days a week.  This built on her party’s ‘best … Continue reading

November 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

Brexit proposal involves putting the UK in a Time Capsule


Boris Johnson has agreed that the best thing for Britain, will be for it to be hermetically sealed until this Brexit debacle is over – optimistically sometime in 3011.  The … Continue reading

October 31, 2019 · Leave a comment

Only relatives of Boris Johnson will be eligible to vote


Under tough new voter ID legislation, only those with 95% DNA in common with the Prime Minister will be able to vote – a specific DNA match which also includes … Continue reading

October 30, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris sends second letter with severed thumb


EU officials have said they have received a series of sinister letters from a central London location, each refers to a nation held hostage, for which the kidnapper would like … Continue reading

October 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

Sonos to become House of Commons Speaker


With John Bercow preparing to step down, MPs have said they want the new Speaker to be impartial and to be able to play Spotify.  To this end, Sonos can … Continue reading

September 24, 2019 · Leave a comment

Brexit’s not a moon. It’s a space station!


  There has been a growing sense of unease among the electorate that those in power are less focused on the logistical difficulties of Brexit and are keener to deliver … Continue reading

September 23, 2019 · Leave a comment

Tories withdraw whip from Duke of Wellington


Having taken the extraordinary steps to expel Winston Churchill’s grandson from the parliamentary party, Boris Johnson insisted he would clear out other Tory grandees; such Jeremy Clarkson, Leopold II of … Continue reading

September 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris asks Parliament to ‘suspend disbelief’


Boris Johnson will instruct the nation to suspend its critical faculties for the duration of his time as Prime Minister. He will formally ask the Queen to accept the surreal … Continue reading

September 5, 2019 · Leave a comment

Lib Dems mistake ‘work- shadowing’ for shadow cabinet


Putting aside a few minor details, like no votes or MPs, Jo Swinson has made the audacious move of nominating a Shadow Cabinet – which came as a surprise to … Continue reading

September 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

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