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Calls to pardon the Spice Girls


Responding to a campaign to pardon Scary, Sporty, Baby, Sleepy and Doc for ‘crimes against music’, the Home Secretary finally acknowledged the Spice Girls’ role in empowering women to ‘zig … Continue reading

February 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

I’m not a quitter, says Theresa May – thus making Brexit somewhat confusing  


  Despite Civil Servants trying to explain Brexit to the Prime Minister, with the aid of flow charts and glove puppets, there still exists a nagging doubt that she does … Continue reading

February 7, 2018 · Leave a comment

Henry Bolton’s wife’s ‘I told you so’ face enters its second month


UKIP’s national executive has backed a vote of no confidence by Mr Bolton’s three wives and numerous au pairs.  Political commentators are saying it is a rejection of the UKIP … Continue reading

January 25, 2018 · Leave a comment

May reshuffles chairs on Titanic


Today, members of the Cabinet swap positions for the best view of the historic sinking of HMS Austerity, while the band continues to play ‘Nearer, My Brexit, to Thee’.  With … Continue reading

January 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

Lord Adonis is still a funny name


Despite his resignation over some issue or other, about a thing or whatever, the public are agreed that they cannot get past the ridiculousness of Lord Adonis’ name or the … Continue reading

January 8, 2018 · Leave a comment

David Davis unsure what to get Jean-Claude Juncker for Secret Santa


The Brexit Secretary has expressed his concerns about what to get ‘the President who has everything’.  Having drawn Mr. Junker in the EU’s Secret Santa, Mr. Davis may well be … Continue reading

December 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

Ted Heath to be next Tory leader


Despite being embroiled in an historical abuse scandal and ‘technically dead’, Edward Heath is now the frontrunner to replace beleaguered Theresa May.   One Minister commented: ‘Gropey Heath may have bodged … Continue reading

October 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Boris sets out his vision for Brexit…in crayon


Using his finest penmanship and favourite felt-tips, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (aged 53½) has explained how to spell ‘dog’, why his favourite colour is blue and how babies are … Continue reading

October 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘Of course it can get worse’ says triumphant May


Waving to a handpicked crowd, with snipers aimed at them, the newly elected Prime Minister renewed her message of hope; hope that Brexit was a cheese-dream, hope that her husband … Continue reading

June 13, 2017 · Leave a comment
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