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Farage endorses Starmer who endorses Alf Garnet

Short of shouting ‘stay in your lane’, the new Labour leader has dismissed the BLM movement in favour of more votes from skin heads. If being supported by Nigel Farage … Continue reading

July 2, 2020 · Leave a comment

Keir Starmer fires MP because he’s too scared to stop buying a newspaper

The Independent newspaper has published an interview with the actress Maxine Peake, which has so outraged the Leader of the Labour Party, that he has sacked someone who had nothing … Continue reading

June 30, 2020 · Leave a comment

Cummings should resign says MP who should resign

In a bizarre form of one-upmanship and chicanery, MPs and their advisors are trying to see who can break the most lockdown protocols, while accruing the most column inches in … Continue reading

June 10, 2020 · Leave a comment

‘Contingency plans’ for Boris’ death, still the best plan on offer

Despite staff at St. Thomas’ Hospital pronouncing Mr. Johnson ‘brain dead’ on arrival, he has now resumed his day to day duties. Death rates to the coronavirus have actually gone … Continue reading

May 13, 2020 · Leave a comment

Boris gets virus, Nadine Dorries’ husband gets suspicious

The Prime Minister has admitted to contracting the virus and although the virus is expected to make a full recovery, many female work colleagues are said to have got quite … Continue reading

April 2, 2020 · Leave a comment

Tory voter confused that he seems to have voted for socialism

  Despite his best efforts to keep Jeremy Corbyn out of No.10, Malcolm Lodge (62) was somewhat nonplussed to discover his Tory government were talking about nationalization, universal income and … Continue reading

March 23, 2020 · Leave a comment

 ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, except me’ claims Nandy 

Labour leadership hopeful and part-time Franco-file, Lisa Nandy, suggested that the best way to deal with Scottish Independence was riot shields and prison-size portions of escudellla.  Responding to an interview question, Nandy said she favoured … Continue reading

January 23, 2020 · Leave a comment

Retiring Labour MPs exit with dignified pie fight

Not bitter, not bitter at all, various ex-MPs have taken the opportunity to unload their full support for Jeremy Corbyn, in the form of a vat of sour grapes, 20lbs … Continue reading

January 16, 2020 · Leave a comment

Wes Streeting tells your Dad to remarry at your Mom’s funeral

Never one to miss an opportunity or respect a mourning period, the MP for Ilford North was full of bright suggestions for the defeated Labour Party; including removing all the … Continue reading

December 19, 2019 · Leave a comment

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