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 ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, except me’ claims Nandy 


Labour leadership hopeful and part-time Franco-file, Lisa Nandy, suggested that the best way to deal with Scottish Independence was riot shields and prison-size portions of escudellla.  Responding to an interview question, Nandy said she favoured … Continue reading

January 23, 2020 · Leave a comment

Retiring Labour MPs exit with dignified pie fight


Not bitter, not bitter at all, various ex-MPs have taken the opportunity to unload their full support for Jeremy Corbyn, in the form of a vat of sour grapes, 20lbs … Continue reading

January 16, 2020 · Leave a comment

Wes Streeting tells your Dad to remarry at your Mom’s funeral


Never one to miss an opportunity or respect a mourning period, the MP for Ilford North was full of bright suggestions for the defeated Labour Party; including removing all the … Continue reading

December 19, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris: ‘What do you mean I have to get Brexit done?!?’


The newly elected Prime Minister has been shocked to discover that the words he has been uttering for the last month, might actually signify something.  A confused Mr. Johnson had … Continue reading

December 17, 2019 · Leave a comment

Ooops


…just ooops.

December 13, 2019 · Leave a comment

Late surge by Change UK points towards Mike Gapes as PM


The Bookies’ odds, along with the laws of time and space, look set to be overturned, as voters abandon the main parties in favour of a man who respects the … Continue reading

December 12, 2019 · Leave a comment

Tories to replace austerity with ‘skullduggery’


With the ethical integrity of Edward Teach, the Conservative Party has promised to supplant penny-pinching greed with plain, old-fashioned plunder – transforming their tree logo, into a skull and cross … Continue reading

December 10, 2019 · Leave a comment

Brexit Party’s manifesto fails to mention Brexit


In what is being seen as a ‘slight oversight’, Nigel Farage’s election promises make no mention of the EU, straight bananas or craft ale. Instead they devote five chapters to … Continue reading

December 2, 2019 · Leave a comment

Lib Dem graph 110% accurate


Defending misleading stats produced by her party, Jo Swinson revealed that four thirds of the electorate agree with her position, eight days a week.  This built on her party’s ‘best … Continue reading

November 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

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