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By 2022 all party leaders will be related to Boris Johnson


Mathematicians have calculated that there is a 95% probability that the UK’s political landscape will become dominated by the cast of ‘The Midwich Cuckoos’. Two-thirds of all MPs will be … Continue reading

May 6, 2019 · Leave a comment

May can’t even resign properly


Unable to secure enough votes to be fired, the PM will have to take the unusual step of booking her own flight to Swiss Dignitas.  Colleagues have noticed she is … Continue reading

April 1, 2019 · 1 Comment

Success, as 4 million of the original 16 million Remainers, still support Remain


The ‘Cancel Brexit’ petition has passed 4m signatures in less than 48 hours, which is amazing.  Particularly as ‘Vote Remain’ passed 16 million in 24 hours.  At this rate ‘Cancel … Continue reading

March 25, 2019 · 2 Comments

Are you Anti-Semitic? Or just Mel Gibson?


Not sure if you are a rampant racist?  Still angry about the whole Jesus crucifixion thing?  Not a fan of Woody Allen movies?  You might be anti-Semitic, but thanks to … Continue reading

March 20, 2019 · 2 Comments

By 29th March everyone in the UK will be a constitutional expert


As a result of wall to wall ‘Brexshit’ coverage, your average voter now has a better grasp of parliamentary procedures than William Pitt the Younger. In fact, most people can … Continue reading

March 19, 2019 · Leave a comment

‘If only we had a centrist pro-EU party’ says Vince Cable


As rumours circulate that disgruntled Labour MPs are set to form their own ‘moderate’ party, the Liberal Democrats have been forced to remind the public that they actually still exist. … Continue reading

February 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

It’s Chris Grayling – what did you expect?


Shocking new statistics suggest at least 0.000001% of the population are still under the impression that Chris Grayling can actually do a job.  Alarming feedback, indicates that some voters would … Continue reading

February 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

Anti-racist party promises to protect those of a ‘funny tinge’


The new Independent Group PLC, has set out its anti-racist credentials in the boldest terms, by pointing out that some people look ‘a bit odd’. A spokeswoman said: ‘Too long … Continue reading

February 20, 2019 · Leave a comment

Maybe not having Brexit is making firms leave?


While everyone is quick to assume Brexit uncertainty is leading to high-profile companies leaving the UK, others suggest that it is this very lack of post-apocalyptic-turnip-famine-zombie-infestation opportunities that are killing … Continue reading

February 18, 2019 · Leave a comment

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