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Pokéy Grindr sweeps the nation


Hot on the heels of the augmented realty success Pokémon GO, a new dating-app is allowing amorous singletons to locate the whereabouts of horny anime characters. Described a ‘geosocial f@ckfest’, … Continue reading

July 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tim Peake is worse than Jar Jar Binks


Ardent Star Wars fans have declared themselves disappointed with the latest edition to the George Lucas franchise; with none predicting that it would be a bland film about a UK … Continue reading

January 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Alien megastructure maybe Heathrow’s third runway


In an attempt to increase aviation capacity while avoiding flightpaths near Tory homeowners, the UK Government has constructed an extra runway orbiting the star known as KIC 8462852. So voracious … Continue reading

November 9, 2015 · 2 Comments

Labour set to unveil the iCorbyn™


To the delight of technology fans and beard-wearers, the Labour Party is planning to launch a new device which will revolutionize the way we think of revolutions.  This simple handle-held … Continue reading

September 16, 2015 · 2 Comments

Jeremy Corbyn enters Labour race in an alternate Universe


Obviously in the real world no such left-winger could survive on an oxygen-rich planet, where water and Daily Mail bile cover 70% of the Earth’s surface. However, scientists have speculated … Continue reading

June 25, 2015 · Leave a comment

Home-brewed morphine to replace Saturday Night TV


Scientist have at last discovered an alternative to watching ‘Ninja Warrior UK’, which will provide the same medicinal relief from our ‘mind-numbing existence’. Traditional home remedies for ennui have focused … Continue reading

June 1, 2015 · Leave a comment

Most emails now delivered by van


In a shocking waste of resources, figures released today suggest that £103bn of online shopping has fuelled a boom in transit sales. Rather than use virtual means to buy and … Continue reading

May 12, 2015 · Leave a comment

New Lagoon Power Plants just create mental images of Brooke Shields topless


Despite their importance to the UK’s environment and energy reserves, all internet searches related to lagoon power leads directly to 1980’s soft porn. Although six new tidal plants are being … Continue reading

April 6, 2015 · 2 Comments

Millions watch racist MEP totally ‘eclipse’ racist Party Leader


School children, wearing protective goggles, were treated to the rare glimpse of Nigel Farage’s face been obscured in tabloid papers by reports of a fraudulent UKIP colleague, Janice Atkinson. The … Continue reading

March 26, 2015 · Leave a comment

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