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Spurs & Liverpool both plan to be 4-0 down by half-time


Both Champion’s League finalists have revealed that their tactic for success will be to establish themselves as the biggest underdog since the Karate Kid took up MMA. Plans include playing … Continue reading

May 13, 2019 · Leave a comment

Harry the Hornet resigns over something…probably anti-Semitism


The Labour Party has found itself mired in further controversy as the Watford mascot resigned, amid accusations that he might have done something to offend Margaret Hodge.  For some ‘Harry’ … Continue reading

September 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

Man Utd board back Liam Fox


Despite a disastrous start to Brexit negotiations, Man Utd directors have said that Dr. Fox has their full support… just like they did with David Moyes.  The board insisted that … Continue reading

August 23, 2018 · Leave a comment

Jamie Carragher spits and misses


England fans were less than surprised by Jamie Carragher’s failure to hit the target with his recent phlegm outburst.  Despite mustering a mouthful of spit, Carragher lacked the technical ability … Continue reading

March 15, 2018 · Leave a comment

Tony Pulis to take over management of Zimbabwe


Despite parting company with West Bromwich Albion, Tony Pulis is expected to take over at fellow strugglers, Zimbabwe, to help them avoid being relegated to the Third World – or … Continue reading

November 22, 2017 · Leave a comment

Man City owe success to ‘rush goalie’


Pep Guardiola has admitted that this season’s success is down to a series of playground tactics including jumpers for goalposts, a 0-1-1-15 formation and, all importantly, having the keeper run … Continue reading

November 15, 2017 · Leave a comment

Britain ‘just not comfortable’ with winning


Winning World Cups and the F1 Championship are all very well, but the UK does not look good smiling triumphantly – partly because of mediocre dentistry, but mainly due to … Continue reading

November 8, 2017 · Leave a comment

95% of gambling adverts interrupted by sport


The Remote Gambling Association (RGA) has raised concerns that infomercials on betting are being used to promote football, Ray Winstone and other unsavoury addictions.  The fear is that supporting West … Continue reading

October 24, 2017 · Leave a comment

NHS charges Hamilton for ‘parking at work’


Despite his victory at Silverstone, Lewis Hamilton has had his Mercedes impounded until he pays the outstanding ticket for his pit-stop on lap 32.  As with all NHS Staff, Mr … Continue reading

July 19, 2017 · Leave a comment

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