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Blair unable to return to Narnia


Every few weeks the Hague’s ‘most wanted’ ex-Prime Minister, does a tour of the chat-shows, safe in the knowledge no one remembers his legacy or how to do a citizen’s … Continue reading

August 1, 2019 · Leave a comment

Weather Presenters to stop being so jolly about the death of the environment


A leaked memo reveals that weather ‘personalities’ have been told to ratchet down the excitable banter about ‘scorching weekends’, ‘bikini bank-holidays’ and ‘Pandas on fire’. Instead of celebrating rising sea … Continue reading

July 31, 2019 · Leave a comment

Government insists Dodos ‘are doing fine’


The Environment Secretary explained that the recent Extinction Rebellion protest was far too presumptuous and that climate change was just the planetary equivalent of the menopause. Mr. Gove dismissed concerns … Continue reading

April 23, 2019 · Leave a comment

Seven years trapped in an embassy and still no Brexit in sight


Bleary eyed and unshaven, Julian Assange has emerged from the Ecuadorian Embassy shocked to discover that after 28 Brexit Secretraies and 178 Meaningful Votes, Brexit has still not occurred. Originally … Continue reading

April 22, 2019 · Leave a comment

Grenfell survivors: ‘Can we have the New Zealand government help us?’


While Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, took just moments to respond to the Christchurch mosque shooting; Theresa May is yet to add Grenfell to her ‘to do’ list.  New Zealand’s swift … Continue reading

March 26, 2019 · Leave a comment

Question Time audience still requires Equity card


Upon the discovery that the BBC has been padding out their audiences with paid actors, many theatrical agents are left wondering where their 10% is.  With pre-rehearsed lines, fake emotions … Continue reading

January 31, 2019 · 2 Comments

Flibbertigibbet’s Comedy Man/Woman/HeShe of the Year 2018


As an annual award, Flibbertigibbet salutes the one individual who has provided the most comedic material for satirical news in the last year.  No doubt Donald Trump would expect to … Continue reading

January 1, 2019 · Leave a comment

Jacob Rees Mogg’s children confronted by ‘anarchist nut-job’ almost daily


Politicians of all hues have condemned children being exposed to extremists, particularly if it’s their parents.  Known in wrestling circles as the ‘Dystopian Etonian’, Mr Rees-Mogg is a proponent of … Continue reading

September 20, 2018 · Leave a comment

Daily Mail distances itself from Daily Mail


In a remarkable act of contortion and sophistry, The Daily Mail has taken the extraordinary step of disavowing all knowledge of Katie Hopkins, Mail Online and the whereabouts of the … Continue reading

June 26, 2017 · Leave a comment

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