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Big Dick Energy latest utility company in trouble

Big Dick Energy is one of several smaller energy companies struggling with high wholesale gas prices. A spokesman with BDE read a statement, whilst swaggering: ‘At this rate we’re going … Continue reading

September 21, 2021 · Leave a comment

Pfizer jab safe for kids from 5 to 11. Any later than that is anyone’s guess


September 21, 2021 · Leave a comment

Northern commuters delighted by London Underground extension

People living outside the M25 have been celebrating, euphoric with the news that an extra two stations have been added to the London Underground network. Piotr Polkowski from Glasgow said: … Continue reading

September 21, 2021 · Leave a comment

iPhone user has ‘out-of-phone experience’ in-between operating systems

‘Normally I just stare at a wall from two-inches away with a blank expression in-between operating systems, but this time something different happened’http://dlvr.it/S7zHrW

September 21, 2021 · Leave a comment

Threat of third world war less feared than threat of ancient Greek poetry

Brits are pretty OK with the threat of a third world war, nuclear exchange, and the inevitability of mutually assured destruction. The important thing is that they have taken back … Continue reading

September 21, 2021 · Leave a comment

Surplus UK vaccine to be loaded into super soakers

Although the majority of the third world is being devastated by the Covid pandemic, the UK government has decided that the people of Britain would rather we kept the shitload … Continue reading

September 20, 2021 · Leave a comment

Lawyers to serve Prince Andrew papers, by hiding them on teenage girl

Frustrated by his attempts to avoid their couriers, a US law firm has decided the best way to lure Prince Andrew is to use bait – specifically 25% off at … Continue reading

September 20, 2021 · Leave a comment

Man washes neighbour’s car after being jokily asked to

The play book of social norms was ripped up into pieces today after a man washing his car took up his neighbour on the jokey aside that ‘you can wash … Continue reading

September 20, 2021 · Leave a comment

British TV British Legally British Required to be British

The commie, pinko, Britain-hating BBC will now be legally required to produce ‘distinctively British’ programmes, like Only Fools and Horses and Fleabag, though, mysteriously, not like Luther and I May … Continue reading

September 20, 2021 · Leave a comment

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