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Boris to build high-speed rail bridge – for ‘faster deportation’

The Prime Minister has agreed to combine HS2, the Scots/Irish bridge and a bunch of flowers into a turbo-charged method for jettisoning British citizens. Not content with stripping the Windrush … Continue reading

March 4, 2020 · Leave a comment

Plummy actor, Laurence Fox, is an ‘absolute plum’

Not content with making Katie Hopkins look like a moderate, the out-of-work actor has continued his campaign to liberate, privately educated snowflakes from the shackles of ‘white privilege’.  Mr. Fox … Continue reading

January 27, 2020 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet’s Comedy Man/Woman/HeShe of the Year 2020

As an annual award, Flibbertigibbet salutes the one individual who has provided the most comedic material for satirical news in the last year.  This year we have had many epic … Continue reading

January 1, 2020 · 2 Comments

Boris wanting to unlock women’s ‘potential’ definitely not creepy

The Prime Minister set out a bold vision of him alone in the Cabinet room, with top female ‘talent’ and sound-proof walls.  He pledged to make 50% of future Tory … Continue reading

December 3, 2019 · Leave a comment

Rees-Mogg apologises to all the dead ‘simple folk’

The Leader of the House of Commons eloquently explained that the victims of Grenfell would have survived if they had used a bit of “common sense’ and had chosen to … Continue reading

November 26, 2019 · Leave a comment

Blair unable to return to Narnia

Every few weeks the Hague’s ‘most wanted’ ex-Prime Minister, does a tour of the chat-shows, safe in the knowledge no one remembers his legacy or how to do a citizen’s … Continue reading

August 1, 2019 · Leave a comment

Weather Presenters to stop being so jolly about the death of the environment

A leaked memo reveals that weather ‘personalities’ have been told to ratchet down the excitable banter about ‘scorching weekends’, ‘bikini bank-holidays’ and ‘Pandas on fire’. Instead of celebrating rising sea … Continue reading

July 31, 2019 · Leave a comment

Government insists Dodos ‘are doing fine’

The Environment Secretary explained that the recent Extinction Rebellion protest was far too presumptuous and that climate change was just the planetary equivalent of the menopause. Mr. Gove dismissed concerns … Continue reading

April 23, 2019 · Leave a comment

Seven years trapped in an embassy and still no Brexit in sight

Bleary eyed and unshaven, Julian Assange has emerged from the Ecuadorian Embassy shocked to discover that after 28 Brexit Secretraies and 178 Meaningful Votes, Brexit has still not occurred. Originally … Continue reading

April 22, 2019 · Leave a comment

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