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Caption Competition: His master’s breathalyzer


Winner: His master’s breathalyzer (Darrius_SN)   RUNNERS UP Track and chase (from Sputnix) Scientist tests new anus simulator (from TwelveUnder) I’ll collie  you later. (from Tatters12) This month’s photo come … Continue reading

October 10, 2020 · Leave a comment

Government to clap for hospital car parking charges


The Prime Minister has said we need to show our appreciation for the unsung heroes of lockdown, those who are profiteering from the suffering of others; such as putting James … Continue reading

July 14, 2020 · Leave a comment

Slytherin expel JK Rowling for being too nasty


In an extraordinary show of support for the Transgender community, Hogwarts’ board of trustees have removed their creator – citing that there was ‘only room for one Voldemort’. The Sorting … Continue reading

June 17, 2020 · Leave a comment

Boris working towards a Darwin Award


The PM is hoping to be short-listed for the prestigious international award for causing one’s own death, through outright stupidity. Hopefully, while in intensive care, he will have time to … Continue reading

April 9, 2020 · Leave a comment

Boris to build high-speed rail bridge – for ‘faster deportation’


The Prime Minister has agreed to combine HS2, the Scots/Irish bridge and a bunch of flowers into a turbo-charged method for jettisoning British citizens. Not content with stripping the Windrush … Continue reading

March 4, 2020 · Leave a comment

Plummy actor, Laurence Fox, is an ‘absolute plum’


Not content with making Katie Hopkins look like a moderate, the out-of-work actor has continued his campaign to liberate, privately educated snowflakes from the shackles of ‘white privilege’.  Mr. Fox … Continue reading

January 27, 2020 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet’s Comedy Man/Woman/HeShe of the Year 2020


As an annual award, Flibbertigibbet salutes the one individual who has provided the most comedic material for satirical news in the last year.  This year we have had many epic … Continue reading

January 1, 2020 · 2 Comments

Boris wanting to unlock women’s ‘potential’ definitely not creepy


The Prime Minister set out a bold vision of him alone in the Cabinet room, with top female ‘talent’ and sound-proof walls.  He pledged to make 50% of future Tory … Continue reading

December 3, 2019 · Leave a comment

Rees-Mogg apologises to all the dead ‘simple folk’


The Leader of the House of Commons eloquently explained that the victims of Grenfell would have survived if they had used a bit of “common sense’ and had chosen to … Continue reading

November 26, 2019 · Leave a comment

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