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More Grammar schools should lead to more Morlocks


Education Secretary Nicky Morgan is to confirm an expansion in selective schooling, in order to finally create a race of ‘troglodyte over-lords’. In a homage to H. G. Wells’ novel, … Continue reading

November 3, 2015 · Leave a comment

Pamplona to replace bulls with pilgrims


Responding to criticism of animal cruelty, the Mayor of Pamplona has set out proposals to capitalize on reports of yet another Hajj stampede. Rather than see the loss of human … Continue reading

October 13, 2015 · Leave a comment

Cameron opens EU talks with a raspberry noise


The Prime Minister has begun his discussions with other European leaders, with the bold gambit of pulling his trousers down and inviting spectators to ‘kiss my pink tushie’. Many political … Continue reading

May 28, 2015 · Leave a comment

Doctors admit clusters ‘bad’ in surgery but ‘good’ in cereal


Advertsing experts and medical professionals are now at loggerheads over the division of adjectives to describe unpleasant illnesses versus moreish wheat-based meals. Some members of the public have been duped … Continue reading

October 1, 2014 · Leave a comment

Richard Scudamore challenges all women to an arm-wrestle


With what is being seen as a vain attempt to garner support for his derogatory references to ‘female irrationality’, the Premier League’s chief executive has promised to prove his gender’s … Continue reading

June 3, 2014 · 3 Comments

Google can no longer remember Belgium


Over the next few days Internet experts hope to gauge the extent of the data loss by cross-referencing ‘disastrous colonial policies’ with coquettish photos of Audrey Hepburn. Since the European … Continue reading

May 27, 2014 · Leave a comment

New law to block online Porn disappointingly becomes the most downloaded law


What was intended as a bold move to stop the torrent of graphic images that reach our children may have inadvertently ‘fanned the flames’ of our desire for illicit material. … Continue reading

March 31, 2014 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2013 – update available


Our 2013 annual has had all the year’s stories added, so if you have already purchased a copy you can ask Kindle to manually update your version to include all … Continue reading

December 27, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Nice Criminals’ forced to wear Halloween Masks’


The Secretary of State for Justice, Chris Grayling, is set to announce sweeping reforms to festive costuming to aid the public in their identification and eventual demonization of suspected criminals. … Continue reading

November 4, 2013 · Leave a comment

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