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NewsBiscuit’s Front Page Top Story: “Popes agree to appear in 50th Anniversary of Dr Who”

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/05/03/popes-agree-to-appear-in-50th-anniversary-episode-of-dr-who/

May 3rd, 2013

NewsBiscuits  News in Brief: “Miliband to receive BAFTA for Inner Monologue”

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/04/30/miliband-to-receive-bafta-for-inner-monologue/

Posted: Apr 30th, 2013

NewsBiscuits Front Page News in Brief: “Self-doubt found on Bieber tour bus in Sweden”

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/04/26/self-doubt-found-on-bieber-tour-bus-in-sweden/

Posted: Apr 26th, 2013

NewsBiscuits Front Page News in Brief: “John Humphrys wins Celebrity Masterchef with grilling technique”

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/05/15/john-humphrys-wins-celebrity-masterchef-with-grilling-technique/

Posted: 15th May

NewsBiscuits Front Page News in Brief:  “EU ‘broke my heart’ complains dumped fish”

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/05/15/eu-broke-my-heart-complains-dumped-fish/

Posted: 15th May

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page Top Story: Google Glasses ‘would have detected Savile’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/05/15/google-glasses-would-have-detected-savile/

Posted: 15th May

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page Top Story: Social workers to be fast-tracked to a nervous breakdown

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/05/17/social-workers-to-be-fast-tracked-to-a-nervous-breakdown/

Posted: 18th May

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page Top Story: Childcare reforms lead to first battery-farm nurseries

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/05/19/childcare-reforms-lead-to-first-battery-farm-nurseries/

Posted: 20th May

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: Spanish A&E manned by Bon Jovi‏

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/05/30/spanish-ae-manned-by-bon-jovi%E2%80%8F/

Posted: 30th May

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: Bradley Manning becomes the face of adult diapers

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/06/05/bradley-manning-becomes-the-face-of-adult-diapers/

Posted: 5th June

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Ed Miliband promises a cap on life expectancy

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/06/08/ed-miliband-promises-a-cap-on-life-expectancy/

Posted: 8th June

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  “Royal Family to be fracked for shale gas”

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/06/09/royal-family-to-be-fracked-for-shale-gas/

Posted: 9th June

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page Top Story: Britons have nothing to fear from large floating ‘Death Star’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/06/09/britons-have-nothing-to-fear-from-large-floating-death-star/

Posted: 10th June

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Facebook now to include the ‘secret of fire’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/06/13/facebook-now-to-include-the-secret-of-fire/

Posted: 13th June

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  Infant Kardashian hailed as the Second Coming

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/06/16/infant-kardashian-hailed-as-the-second-coming/

Posted: 17th June

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  Dozens trapped at Leveson World of Adventures

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/06/17/dozens-trapped-at-leveson-world-of-adventures/

Posted: 18th June

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Elizabethan child slavery ‘preferable to RADA’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/06/19/elizabethan-child-slavery-preferable-to-rada-say-drama-students-parents/

Posted: 19th June

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  Indonesia caught ‘hazing’ Singapore

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/06/20/indonesia-caught-hazing-singapore/

Posted: 21st June

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  New Iranian president promises to reform Scrabble app

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/06/21/new-iranian-president-promises-to-reform-scrabble-app/

Posted: 21st June

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  Brazilians protest Nadal’s Wimbledon ranking

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/06/22/brazilians-protest-nadal-ranking/

Posted: 23rd June

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  Arab Spring Water ‘is just ordinary Tap’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/07/01/arab-spring-water-is-just-ordinary-tap/

Posted: 2 July 2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Page 3 to feature topless Brazilians

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/07/12/page-3-to-feature-topless-brazilians/

Posted: 12th July 2013

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  J K Rowling behind acclaimed fictional thriller: ‘Tory Lobbyist’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/07/15/j-k-rowling-behind-acclaimed-fictional-thriller-tory-lobbyist/

Posted: 16 July 2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Pope fails to give birth

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/07/24/pope-fails-to-give-birth/

Posted: 24th July 2013

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  Wonga.com offers to ‘save souls’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/07/25/wonga-com-offers-to-save-souls/

Posted: 26 July 2013

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Robert Mugabe declares himself the new Doctor Who

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/08/02/robert-mugabe-declares-himself-the-new-doctor-who/

Posted: 3 Aug 2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Misogynists inadvertently endorse ‘#twittersilence’ protest

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/08/05/misogynists-inadvertently-endorse-%E2%80%98twittersilence%E2%80%99-protest/

Posted: 5th Aug 2013

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Scientists reveal world’s first lab-grown footballer

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/08/05/scientists-reveal-worlds-first-lab-grown-footballer/

Posted: 6 Aug 2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  ‘Fatbergs’ to be removed from charities

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/08/07/fatbergs%E2%80%99-to-be-removed-from-charities/

Posted: 7th Aug 2013

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: School of Hard Knocks’ to become ‘University of Life’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/08/09/school-of-hard-knocks-to-become-university-of-life/

Posted: 10th Aug 2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Katie Hopkins unveiled as the ‘Tories’ Doreen Lawrence’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/08/10/katie-hopkins-unveiled-as-the-%E2%80%98tories%E2%80%99-doreen-lawrence%E2%80%99/

Posted: 10th Aug 2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Suarez rejects Liverpool Care Pathway

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/08/11/57315/

Posted: 11th Aug 2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Belfast needs to be ‘more ginger, gay and Cockney’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/08/12/belfast-needs-to-be-%E2%80%98more-ginger-gay-and-cockney%E2%80%99/

Posted: 12th Aug 2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Humanitarian doubloons targeted by pirates

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/08/13/humanitarian-doubloons-targeted-by-pirates/

Posted: 13th Aug 2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief (for the second time):  ‘Fatbergs’ to be removed from charities

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/08/15/fatbergs-to-be-removed-from-charities/

Posted: 15th Aug 2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief (for the second time):  New species of carnivore may solve erectile dysfunction and make nice shoes

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/08/16/new-species-of-carnivore-may-solve-erectile-dysfunction-and-make-nice-shoes/

Posted: 16th Aug 2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief (for the second time):  Police on hunt for MP seen sticking to principles

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/08/21/police-on-hunt-for-mp-seen-sticking-to-principles/

Posted: 21 Aug 2013

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: One Direction film goes through UCAS clearing

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/08/22/one-direction-film-goes-through-ucas-clearing/

Posted: 23 Aug 2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Excrement-covered Thatcher statue ‘a cert’ for Turner Prize

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/08/25/excrement-covered-thatcher-statue-%E2%80%98a-cert%E2%80%99-for-turner-prize/

Posted: 25 Aug 2013

NewsBiscuit’s Features :  This summer’s top holiday destination; Kurdistan.

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/08/19/this-summers-top-holiday-destination-kurdistan/

Posted: 19 Aug 2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:   Fans want Hans Blix to tour ‘one last time’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/08/29/fans-want-hans-blix-to-tour-one-last-time/

Posted: 29 Aug 2013

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: ‘Concussion not good for you’ discovery shocks scientists

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/09/01/concussion-not-good-for-you-discovery-shocks-scientists/

Posted: 1 Sept 2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:   Congress warned – all the ‘cool war names’ will be taken

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/09/03/congress-warned-all-the-cool-war-names-will-be-taken/

Posted: 3 Sept 2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:   GMB refuses to fund Shadow Cabinet’s ‘mid-life crisis’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/09/05/gmb-refuses-to-fund-shadow-cabinet%E2%80%99s-mid-life-crisis/

Posted: 5 Sept 2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:   Tokyo wins race to host eight years of cynicism

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/09/16/tokyo-wins-race-to-host-eight-years-of-cynicism/

Posted: 16 Sept 2013

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: ‘Drunk Tanks’ to replace Government ‘Think Tanks’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/09/18/drunk-tanks-to-replace-government-think-tanks/

Posted: 19 Sept 2013

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: One in ten fire-fighters ‘not fit enough’ to be novelty strippers

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/09/21/one-in-ten-fire-fighters-not-fit-enough-to-be-novelty-strippers/

Posted: 22 Sept 2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:   US public sector workers ready to begin first DVD box-set binge for 17 years

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/10/01/us-public-sector-workers-ready-to-begin-first-dvd-box-set-binge-for-17-years/

Posted: 1 Oct 2013

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: David Cameron pledges to end GP shortage by sending all of us to medical school

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/10/04/david-cameron-pledges-to-end-gp-shortage-by-sending-all-of-us-to-medical-school/

Posted: 5 Oct  2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: Care for the elderly ‘bloopers reel’ to be released

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/10/16/care-for-the-elderly-%E2%80%98bloopers-reel%E2%80%99-to-be-released/

Posted: 16 Oct  2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: The word ‘gate’ close to extinction

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/10/17/the-word-gate-close-to-extinction/

Posted: 17 Oct  2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: Norwegian terrorists are ‘the scariest of all’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/10/20/norwegian-terrorists-are-%E2%80%98the-scariest-of-all%E2%80%99/

Posted: 20 Oct  2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Grangemouth workers not included as godparents to Prince George

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/10/24/grangemouth-workers-not-included-as-godparents-to-prince-george/

Posted: 24 Oct  2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Bishop confuses ‘the crib’ for ‘da crib’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/10/26/bishop-confuses-the-crib-for-da-crib/

Posted: 26 Oct  2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Phone hacking trial indirectly caused wine shortage

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/11/02/phone-hacking-trial-indirectly-caused-wine-shortage/

Posted: 2 Nov  2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Super Mario fails to catch online predators

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/11/06/super-mario-fails-to-catch-online-predators/

Posted: 6 Nov  2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Brazil to clear browsing history

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/11/07/brazil-to-clear-browsing-history/

Posted: 7 Nov  2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Secret Santa ‘defends freedom’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/11/11/secret-santa-%E2%80%98defends-freedom%E2%80%99/

Posted: 11 Nov  2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Battered Philippines ‘grateful’ for Dimbleby tattoo

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/11/12/battered-philippines-grateful-for-dimbleby-tattoo/

Posted: 12 Nov  2013

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: James Corden asked to fake his own death

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/11/16/james-corden-asked-to-fake-his-own-death/

Posted: 17 Nov  2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Filipinos to stack shelves in return for UK government handout

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/11/19/filipinos-to-stack-shelves-in-return-for-uk-government-handout/

Posted: 19 Nov  2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Black Friday ‘was dry run for Zombie Apocalypse’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/12/02/black-friday-was-dry-run-for-zombie-apocalypse/

Posted: 02 Dec  2013

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Amazon to weaponize Christmas shopping

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/12/02/amazon-to-weaponize-xmas-shopping/

Posted: 3 Dec  2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Chimp rejects US citizenship

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/12/05/chimp-rejects-us-citizenship/

Posted: 05 Dec  2013

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Advertisers ask ‘Is it too soon to cash in on Mandela?’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/12/07/advertisers-ask-is-it-too-soon-to-cash-in-on-mandela/

Posted: 8 Dec  2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Alzheimer’s research to skip over memories of coalition years 

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/12/12/alzheimer%E2%80%99s-research-to-skip-over-memories-of-coalition-years/

Posted: 12 Dec  2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  ‘Fruity wizards’ told to avoid Russia

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/12/13/%E2%80%98fruity-wizards%E2%80%99-told-to-avoid-russia/

Posted: 13 Dec  2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Interpreters to be replaced by Skippy the Bush Kangaroo

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/12/14/interpreters-to-be-replaced-by-skippy-the-bush-kangaroo/

Posted: 14 Dec  2013

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Selfies to be legal tender

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/12/26/selfies-to-be-legal-tender/

Posted: 27 Dec  2013

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Chinese to introduce one Yak policy

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/12/31/chinese-to-introduce-one-yak-policy/

Posted: 31 Dec  2013

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: 2014 – and still no sign of affordable personal jetpacks

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2013/12/31/2014-and-still-no-sign-of-affordable-personal-jetpacks/

Posted: 1 Jan 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Cabinet papers reveal Thatcher ‘hoarded’ biscuits

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/01/04/cabinet-papers-reveal-thatcher-hoarded-biscuits/

Posted: 04 Jan  2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  George Osborne owes the Littlewoods’ catalogue £25bn

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/01/07/george-osborne-owes-the-littlewoods%E2%80%99-catalogue-25bn/

Posted: 07 Jan  2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Welfare Budget could be reduced with Biblical Floods

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/01/09/welfare-budget-could-be-reduced-with-biblical-floods/

Posted: 09 Jan  2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Stop & Search to be replaced by Slap n’ Tickle

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/01/10/stop-search-to-be-replaced-by-slap-n%E2%80%99-tickle/

Posted: 10 Jan  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Beeping Smoke Alarm set to star at the Brit Awards

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/01/13/beeping-smoke-alarm-up-for-brit-award/

Posted: 14 Jan 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Lung cancer still looks ‘way cool’, say scientists

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/01/15/lung-cancer-still-looks-way-cool-say-scientists/

Posted: 16 Jan 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  Desperate bankers turn to payday loans to fund bonuses

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/01/19/banks-turn-to-payday-loans-to-fund-bonuses/

Posted: 20 Jan 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  ‘UK troops could lose vital cannon-fodder role,’ warns ex-US defence secretary

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/01/24/61466/

Posted: 24 Jan  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  Justin Bieber tipped for Toronto Mayor job

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/01/24/justin-bieber-tipped-for-toronto-mayor-job/

Posted: 25 Jan 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  NSA gaming surveillance concludes we REALLY hate pigs

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/01/28/nsa-gaming-surveillance-concludes-we-really-hate-pigs/

Posted: 29 Jan 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  January Transfer Window sees a late bid for Amanda Knox

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/01/31/january-transfer-window-sees-a-late-bid-for-amanda-knox/

Posted: 01 Feb 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Music extravaganza interrupted by irrelevant ball game

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/02/03/music-extravaganza-interrupted-by-irrelevant-ball-game/

Posted: 03 Feb 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  Environment Agency begs athletes to stop coming out

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/02/11/environment-agency-begs-athletes-to-stop-coming-out/

Posted: 12 Feb 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  Sir Stuart Rose launches ‘Simply NHS’ food range

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/02/14/sir-stuart-rose-launches-simply-nhs-food-range/

Posted: 15 Feb 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Birth of ‘rare’ West African giraffe excites Danish lions

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/02/20/birth-of-rare-west-african-giraffe-excites-danish-lions/

Posted: 20 Feb 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  Rebekah Brooks successfully uses the ‘I knew Tony Blair’ defence

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/02/20/rebekah-brooks-successfully-uses-the-i-knew-tony-blair-defence/

Posted: 21 Feb 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Ukraine power vacuum to be replaced by Dyson

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/02/24/ukraine-power-vacuum-to-be-replaced-by-dyson/

Posted: 24 Feb 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:   Radio 1 to downgrade DJs from ‘perverts to crooks’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/02/25/radio-1-to-downgrade-djs-from-%E2%80%98perverts-to-crooks%E2%80%99/

Posted: 25 Feb 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  Russian invasion would infringe US/UK copyright

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/03/01/russian-invasion-would-infringe-usuk-copyright/

Posted: 02 March 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  Men on diets demand to know when the potato ‘stopped being a vegetable’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/03/08/men-on-diets-demand-to-know-when-the-potato-stopped-being-a-vegetable/

Posted: 09 March 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:   New Zealand considers putting ‘something Hobbity’ on its flag

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/03/13/new-zealand-considers-putting-%E2%80%98something-hobbity%E2%80%99-on-its-flag/

Posted: 13 March 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:   Woman condemned for cooking cat in microwave rather than Aga

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/03/13/woman-condemned-for-cooking-cat-in-microwave-rather-than-aga/

Posted: 13 March 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:   Britain to swap creepy PE teachers with China

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/03/16/britain-to-swap-creepy-pe-teachers-with-china/

Posted: 16 March 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  Airline tragedy continues as Isle of Wight couple told: still no sign of ‘missing’ luggage

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/03/18/airline-tragedy-continues-as-isle-of-wight-couple-told-still-no-sign-of-missing-luggage/

Posted: 18 March  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  Bitcoins to be replaced with Lego

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/03/18/bitcoins-to-be-replaced-with-lego/

Posted: 19 March  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Features Page:  New Kate Bush tour forces all other female singers into early retirement

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/03/21/kate-bush-tour-forces-all-other-female-singers-into-early-retirement/

Posted: 19 March  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  Teachers stage strike over Martin/Paltrow split

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/03/26/teachers-stage-strike-over-martinpaltrow-split/

Posted: 27 March  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: ‘Ebola’ bookies favourite to win Britain’s Got Talent

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/04/01/ebola-bookies-favourite-to-win-britain%E2%80%99s-got-talent/

Posted: 2 April  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Glasgow to be ‘nuked’ during Commonwealth Closing Ceremony

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/04/04/glasgow-to-be-%E2%80%98nuked%E2%80%99-during-commonwealth-closing-ceremony/

Posted: 5 April  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: M.P.s now only embarrassed by the ‘sound of pooing’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/04/08/m-p-s-now-only-embarrassed-by-the-sound-of-pooing/

Posted: 9 April  2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:   Auto-industry admits ‘only the unicycle’ is safe

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/04/10/auto-industry-admits-only-the-unicycle-is-safe/

Posted: 10 April 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Damien Hirst’s autobiography will be ‘ironically’ full of spell errors

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/04/10/damien-hirsts-autobiography-will-be-ironically-full-of-spell-errors/

Posted: 11 April  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: France bans work emails after 6pm and lolcats in the office before 10am

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/04/11/france-bans-work-emails-after-6pm-and-lolcats-in-the-office-before-10am/

Posted: 12 April  2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  The Verve accused of peddling inadequate flu-remedy

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/04/12/the-verve-accused-of-peddling-inadequate-flu-remedy/

Posted: 12 April  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Middle-aged Dungeons & Dragons experts ‘still not getting respect they deserve’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/04/12/middle-aged-dd-aficionados-still-not-getting-the-respect-they-deserve/

Posted: 13 April  2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  ‘Dirty’ Fuel needs to be replaced with something ‘less smutty’ – insists UN

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/04/15/dirty-fuel-needs-to-be-replaced-with-something-less-smutty-insists-un/

Posted: 15 April  2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Alleged Islamic takeover of schools ‘can’t be worse than Gove’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/04/16/alleged-islamic-takeover-of-schools-cant-be-worse-than-gove/

Posted: 16 April  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Adoption agencies inundated with middle-class toddlers post ‘Offer Day’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/04/16/adoption-agencies-inundated-with-middle-class-toddlers-post-offer-day/

Posted: 17 April  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Pensioners helpfully reminded ‘your days are numbered’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/04/18/pensioners-helpfully-reminded-your-days-are-numbered/

Posted: 19 April  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Pharmaceutical companies to promote drugs through interpretative dance

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/04/26/pharmaceutical-companies-to-promote-drugs-through-interpretative-dance/

Posted: 27 April  2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Bernie Ecclestone avoids £1.2bn tax bill by claiming to be under 12

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/04/28/bernie-ecclestone-avoids-1-2bn-tax-bill-by-claiming-to-be-under-12/

Posted: 28 April  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Cornwall ‘real’, apparently

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/04/28/cornwall-real-apparently/

Posted: 29 April  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: All women stop shaving their legs now Clooney is engaged

Posted: 29 April 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Nigel Farage rules himself out of new Star Wars movie

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/05/01/nigel-farage-rules-himself-out-of-new-star-wars-movie/

Posted: 01 May  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Russell Brand ‘broke Paxman’s heart’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/05/01/russell-brand-broke-paxmans-heart/

Posted: 2 May 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Max Clifford to take 8 years to update his autobiography

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/05/03/max-clifford-to-take-8-years-to-update-his-autobiography/

Posted: 03 May  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Men demand multiple orgasms in exchange for equitable pay

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/05/07/men-demand-multiple-orgasms-in-exchange-for-equitable-pay/

Posted: 8th May 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  The end of the Universe simulated in George Osborne’s head

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/05/09/the-end-of-the-universe-simulated-in-george-osbornes-head/

Posted: 9th May  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: World reacts with ‘surprising speed’ to Nigerian abduction – one month later

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/05/11/world-reacts-with-%E2%80%98surprising-speed%E2%80%99-to-nigerian-abduction-%E2%80%93-one-month-later/

Posted: 12th May 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Richard Scudamore challenges all women to an arm-wrestle

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/05/19/richard-scudamore-challenges-all-women-to-an-arm-wrestle/

Posted: 20th May 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Boko Haram react angrily to Man City forgetting their birthday

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/05/23/boko-haram-react-angrily-to-man-city-forgetting-their-birthday/

Posted: 23rd May  2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Thai military to also offer mail-order bridal service

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/05/24/thai-military-to-also-offer-mail-order-bridal-service/

Posted: 24th May  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Google self-drive car will allow hands-free racism for Top Gear

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/05/28/google-self-drive-car-will-allow-hands-free-racism-for-top-gear/

Posted: 29th May 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Last known Lib Dem dies in captivity

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/05/29/last-known-lib-dem-dies-in-captivity/

Posted: 30th May 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Bush/Blair sex tape to be leaked

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/05/30/bushblair-sex-tape-to-be-leaked/

Posted: 31st May 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: 1D-Day celebrations commemorate the death of music

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/06/05/1d-day-celebrations-commemorate-the-death-of-music/

Posted: 6th June 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Britain unsure if it wants to be more or less ‘rapey’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/06/07/britain-unsure-if-it-wants-to-be-more-or-less-%E2%80%98rapey%E2%80%99/

Posted: 8th June 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Jihadists ‘not as focused on the World Cup as they should be’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/06/17/jihadists-not-as-focused-on-the-world-cup-as-they-should-be/

Posted: 18th June 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: US Republicans: ‘Gay workers’ rights will only extend to the hot ones’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/06/19/us-republicans-gay-workers-rights-will-only-extend-to-the-hot-ones/

Posted: 20th June 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Pepper spray drones to target middle class dinner parties

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/06/20/pepper-spray-drones-to-target-middle-class-dinner-parties/

Posted: 21st June 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Official singles chart to count high-pitched screaming‏

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/06/23/official-singles-chart-to-count-high-pitched-screaming/

Posted: 24th June 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Thousands desert London as Andrew Lloyd Webber announces return of Cats and Evita

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/06/28/thousands-desert-london-as-andrew-lloyd-webber-announces-return-of-cats-and-evita/

Posted: 29th June 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: ‘Nice criminals’ will be forced to wear Hallowe’en masks

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/07/01/%E2%80%98nice-criminals%E2%80%99-will-be-forced-to-wear-hallowe%E2%80%99en-masks/

Posted: 2nd July 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Woman refuses to give birth in Primark

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/07/02/woman-refuses-to-give-birth-in-primark/

Posted: 3rd July 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  British Gas ‘may have sold Gas’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/07/08/british-gas-may-have-sold-gas/

Posted: 8th July  2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  ‘We’ll always have the bikini wax’ says a resolute Brazil

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/07/09/well-always-have-the-bikini-wax-says-a-resolute-brazil/

Posted: 9th July  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Daily Mail joins long list of Clooney rejects

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/07/13/daily-mail-joins-long-list-of-clooney-rejects/

Posted: 13th July 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Elderly Bishops approaching death suddenly see ‘wiggle room’ with right to die

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/07/13/elderly-bishops-approaching-death-suddenly-see-wiggle-room-with-right-to-die/

Posted: 14th July 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Hague admits quitting as Foreign Secretary ‘to avoid World War 3′

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/07/20/hague-admits-quitting-as-foreign-secretary-to-avoid-world-war-3/

Posted: 21st July 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: US to introduce border height restrictions

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/07/26/us-to-introduce-border-height-restrictions/

Posted: 27th July 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Israel shuns peace deal in favour of a good PR firm

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/07/27/israel-shuns-peace-deal-in-favour-of-a-good-pr-firm/

Posted: 28th July 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Teachers remembering how much they love teaching

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/07/29/teachers-remembering-how-much-they-love-teaching/

Posted: 30th July 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Bear Grylls to sue George Foreman for ‘Grill’ copyright infringement

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/08/09/bear-grylls-to-sue-george-foreman-for-grill-copyright-infringement/

Posted: 10th Aug 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Drink bottles to carry images of washed-up alcoholic celebrities

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/08/13/drink-bottles-to-carry-images-of-washed-up-alcoholic-celebrities/

Posted: 13th Aug  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Manchester United crowds to be banned from looking at scores

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/08/15/manchester-united-crowds-to-be-banned-from-looking-at-scores/

Posted: 16th Aug 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Cost of a three-bedroom house in London ‘causing extremist Jihadi mobilisation’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/08/24/cost-of-a-three-bedroom-house-in-london-causing-extremist-jihadi-mobilisation/

Posted: 24th Aug 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: The rest of the world needs to stop depressing us, complains UK

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/08/26/the-rest-of-the-world-needs-to-stop-depressing-us-complains-uk%e2%80%8f/

Posted: 26th Aug 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: UK starts advertising for Scotland’s replacement

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/08/26/uk-starts-advertising-for-scotlands-replacement/

Posted: 27th Aug 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: Nigel Farage’s selection in jeopardy due to an allergy to real ale‏

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/08/27/nigel-farages-selection-in-jeopardy-due-to-an-allergy-to-real-ale%e2%80%8f/

Posted: 27th Aug 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Reality TV needs to be more inclusive for Eton & Oxbridge graduates

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/08/29/reality-tv-needs-to-be-more-inclusive-for-eton-oxbridge-graduates/

Posted: 30th Aug 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Nick Clegg to use everyone’s paternity leave next year

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/08/31/nick-clegg-to-use-everyones-paternity-leave-next-year/

Posted: 1st Sept 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  Cameron raises terror threat level from ‘Boring’ to ‘Arms industry needs sales’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/09/01/cameron-raises-terror-threat-level-from-boring-to-arms-industry-needs-sales/

Posted: 1st Sept 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Will Self claims he could have written Kate Bush’s songs – ‘only better’‏

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/09/01/will-self-claims-he-could-have-written-kate-bushs-songs-only-better%e2%80%8f/

Posted: 2nd Sept 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Public warned not to download naked photos of Steven Seagal

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/09/02/public-warned-not-to-download-naked-photos-of-steven-seagal/

Posted: 3rd Sept 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  New tech allows ‘blood sucking bankers’ to upgrade from metaphor to fact

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/09/06/new-tech-allows-%E2%80%98blood-sucking-bankers%E2%80%99-to-upgrade-from-metaphor-to-fact/

Posted: 6th Sept 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:‘Death on holiday’ tops list of things no-one has sympathy for

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/09/09/death-on-holiday-tops-list-of-things-we-have-no-sympathy-for/

Posted: 10th Sept 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  England to release Scottish hostages

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/09/19/england-to-release-scottish-hostages/

Posted: 19th Sept 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:$1bn to fight Ebola, if Ebola agrees to be a bit more ‘Islamist-y’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/09/19/1bn-to-fight-ebola-if-ebola-agrees-to-be-a-bit-more-islamist-y/

Posted: 20th Sept 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Miliband asks for ten years to fix Manchester United

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/09/23/miliband-asks-for-ten-years-to-fix-manchester-united/

Posted: 24th Sept 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:  ‘Twelve Angry Non-Gender-Specific People’ heads for West End

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/09/24/%E2%80%98twelve-angry-non-gender-specific-people%E2%80%99-heads-for-west-end/

Posted: 24th Sept 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: DLT grope threat linked to skirt length and turning up to work

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/09/27/dlt-grope-threat-linked-to-skirt-length-and-turning-up-to-work/

Posted: 27th Sept 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Saying ‘Cheryl Cole’ three times will kill you, confirms security firm

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/10/02/saying-cheryl-cole-three-times-will-kill-you-confirms-security-firm/

Posted: 3rd Oct  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Drone strike hits Cameron as he claims to be a ‘friend’ of Afghanistan

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/10/04/drone-strike-hits-cameron-as-he-claims-to-be-a-friend-of-afghanistan/

Posted: 5th Oct  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: New ‘Dad’s Army’ cast ill-prepared for Ebola storyline

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/10/10/new-dads-army-cast-ill-prepared-for-ebola-storyline/

Posted: 10th Oct  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Last clothed selfie ‘taken in 2009′, historians discover

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/10/14/last-clothed-selfie-taken-in-2009-historians-discover/

Posted: 15th Oct  2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: US public mistake The Walking Dead for media’s Ebola coverage

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/10/20/us-public-mistake-the-walking-dead-for-media%E2%80%99s-ebola-coverage/

Posted: 20th Oct 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Tories to stop Santa migration by Christmas

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/10/20/tories-to-stop-santa-migration-by-christmas/

Posted: 21st Oct  2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: Boko Haram ‘broke speed dating protocols’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/10/25/boko-haram-%E2%80%98broke-speed-dating-protocols%E2%80%99/

Posted: 25th Oct 2014

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: UK troops leave Afghanistan never to return, probably

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/10/28/uk-troops-leave-afghanistan-never-to-return-probably/

Posted: 28th Oct 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Tim Cook: Proud to be gay, not proud of iTunes

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/10/31/tim-cook-proud-to-be-gay-but-not-proud-of-itunes/

Posted: 1 Nov 2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Home Office asks for advice on how to fix an inquiry

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/11/01/home-office-asks-for-advice-on-how-to-fix-an-inquiry/

Posted: 2 Nov  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Secret Santa exposed as major money laundering scheme

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/11/06/secret-santa-exposed-as-major-money-laundering-scheme/

Posted: 7 Nov  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Miliband declares victory in US Midterms

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/11/12/miliband-declares-victory-in-us-midterms%e2%80%8f/

Posted: 13 Nov  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: ‘Money spent on Rosetta could have bailed one of us out’, moan banks

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/11/14/money-spent-on-rosetta-could-have-bailed-one-of-us-out%E2%80%99-moan-banks/

Posted: 15 Nov  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: England refuse to win the World Cup in protest

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/11/18/england-refuse-to-win-the-world-cup-in-protest/

Posted: 28 Nov  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Riots as US runs out of bullets

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/11/30/riots-as-us-runs-out-of-bullets/

Posted: 1 Dec  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Festive Jumpers: Are they the new black?‏

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/04/festive-jumpers-are-they-the-new-black%e2%80%8f/

Posted: 5 Dec  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Nigel Farage fears ‘rivers of congestion’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/09/nigel-farage-fears-rivers-of-congestion/

Posted: 10 Dec  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Stopping torture not yet on US’s New Year resolution list

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/20/stopping-torture-not-yet-on-us%E2%80%99s-new-year-resolution-list/

Posted: 21 Dec  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  North Korea behind all one star reviews

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/22/north-korea-behind-all-one-star-reviews/

Posted: 23 Dec  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  George Osborne to bring back Rickets‏

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/26/george-osborne-to-bring-back-rickets%e2%80%8f/

Posted: 27 Dec  2014

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:  Derren Brown unmasked as Santa

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2014/12/31/derren-brown-unmasked-as-santa/

Posted: 1 Jan 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: ‘Election campaigns kick start five months of uninterrupted lying’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/01/04/election-campaigns-kick-start-five-months-of-uninterrupted-lying/

Posted: 5th Jan 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Broadchurch to tackle teen graffiti threat‏

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/01/06/broadchurch-to-tackle-teen-graffiti-threat/

Posted: 7 Jan 2015

Feature Article: Newsbiscuit ‘not good enough’ to be attacked

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/01/08/newsbiscuit-not-good-enough-to-be-attacked/

Posted: 8th Jan 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: Islamic State tweets ‘haters gonna hate’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/01/14/islamic-state-tweets-%E2%80%98haters-gonna-hate%E2%80%99/

Posted: 14th Jan 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Half of PE students would shower if we stopped watching them

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/01/19/half-of-pe-students-would-shower-if-we-stopped-watching-them/

Posted: 20th Jan 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Lib Dems to eliminate main cause of childhood illiteracy – stupid children

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/01/20/lib-dems-to-eliminate-main-cause-of-childhood-illiteracy-%E2%80%93-stupid-children/

Posted: 21st Jan 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Page 3 to feature extracts from Chilcot inquiry

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/01/23/page-3-to-feature-extracts-from-chilcot-inquiry/

Posted: 24th Jan 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Greece votes to change billing address

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/01/26/greece-votes-to-change-billing-address/

Posted: 27th Jan 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Sporting excellence linked to quality of bedtime stories

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/01/30/sporting-excellence-linked-to-quality-of-bedtime-stories/

Posted: 31st Jan 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: Tories blow £1m on FarmVille

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/02/09/tories-blow-1m-on-farmville/

Posted: 9th Feb 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: Ed Miliband to put Alan Sugar in all schools

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/02/17/ed-miliband-to-put-alan-sugar-in-all-schools/

Posted: 17th Feb 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: David Cameron: ‘Unemployed young can muck out my stables’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/02/17/david-cameron-unemployed-young-can-muck-out-my-stables/

Posted: 17th Feb 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Samsung release a range of morally superior TVs

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/02/17/samsung-release-a-range-of-morally-superior-tvs/

Posted:18th Feb 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Russian Bombers to offer cut price flights to and from the UK

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/02/21/russian-bombers-to-offer-cut-price-flights-to-the-uk/

Posted:22nd Feb 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Greece applies for a student loan

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/02/25/greece-applies-for-a-student-loan/

Posted:26th Feb 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Politicians ‘not guilty’ of providing governance for votes‏

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/02/26/politicians-%E2%80%98not-guilty%E2%80%99-of-providing-governance-for-votes%e2%80%8f/

Posted: 26th Feb 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Elderly woman has a fall

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/02/26/madonna%E2%80%99s-fall-raises-awareness-of-care-for-the-elderly/

Posted:26th Feb 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Shock and confusion as Clegg says something sensible about drugs

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/03/06/shock-and-confusion-as-clegg-says-something-sensible-about-drugs/

Posted: 7th March 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Philanthropist Murdoch extends back to work scheme to useless manager

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/03/06/philanthropist-murdoch-extends-back-to-work-scheme-to-useless-manager/

Posted:6th March 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:NHS ‘nearly killed’ Nigel Farage, promises to do better next time

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/03/14/nhs-nearly-killed-nigel-farage-promises-to-do-better-next-time/

Posted:14th March 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:First penis transplant: Clarkson moves to SKY

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/03/15/first-penis-transplant-as-clarkson-moves-to-sky/

Posted:16th March 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Tooth fairy moving onto kidneys

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/03/19/tooth-fairy-moving-onto-kidneys/

Posted: 20th March 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Cameron promises not to serve a third term. Voters helpfully rule out a second

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/03/23/cameron-promises-not-to-serve-a-third-term-voters-helpfully-rule-out-a-second/

Posted: 24th March 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Zayn quits 1D in protest over Clarkson

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/03/25/zayn-quits-1d-in-protest-over-clarkson/

Posted: 26th March 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Old dogs no longer funded for trick-based education

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/03/28/old-dogs-no-longer-funded-for-trick-based-education/

Posted:29th March 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:B&Q to close 60 ‘argument zones’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/03/31/bq-to-close-60-argument-zones/

Posted: 1st April 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Osborne offers all pensioners a trip to Vegas

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/04/07/osborne-offers-all-pensioners-a-trip-to-vegas/

Posted: 8th April 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Roy Keane’s rage ‘not restricted to roads’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/04/11/roy-keane%E2%80%99s-rage-not-restricted-to-roads/

Posted: 11th April 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Hillary Clinton to enter the UK election

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/04/12/hillary-clinton-to-enter-the-uk-election/

Posted: 13th April 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Nick Clegg launches sinister dating site: ‘Salmond, Farage or Me’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/04/15/nick-clegg-launches-sinister-dating-site-%E2%80%98salmond-farage-or-me%E2%80%99/

Posted:16th April 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: Most emails now delivered by van

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/04/19/most-emails-now-delivered-by-van/

Posted: 19th April 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Hard Working Families to be given extra votes

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/04/20/hard-working-families-to-be-given-extra-votes/

Posted: 21st April 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: Egypt jails Morrissey after clerical error

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/04/22/egypt-jails-morrissey-after-clerical-error/

Posted: 22nd April 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Tories threaten to finish what they started‏

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/04/27/tories-threaten-to-finish-what-they-started/

Posted: 28th April 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Voters have 24 hours left to touch me, cautions Clegg

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/05/06/voters-have-24-hours-left-to-touch-me-cautions-clegg/

Posted: 6th May 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Gove to academise Prisons

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/05/10/gove-to-academise-prisons/

Posted: 11th May 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Hi-tech scanning reveals a third of Election promises to be empty

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/05/11/hi-tech-scanning-reveals-a-third-of-election-promises-to-be-empty/

Posted: 11th Nov 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Cannes also cracking down on short actors

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/05/21/cannes-also-cracking-down-on-short-actors/

Posted: 21 May 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Home-brewed morphine to replace Saturday night TV

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/05/22/home-brewed-morphine-to-replace-saturday-night-tv/

Posted: 22nd May 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:FIFA awards FBI investigation contract to the Mafia

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/05/27/fifa-awards-fbi-investigation-contract-to-the-mafia/

Posted: 27th May 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Jubilant Londoners take to the streets in support of Galloway

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/05/28/jubilant-londoners-take-to-the-streets-in-support-of-galloway/

Posted:28th May 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:God impregnates fish

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/06/02/god-impregnates-fish/

Posted: 2nd June 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Blatter escapes disguised as the Von Trapps

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/06/03/blatter-escapes-disguised-as-the-von-trapps/

Posted: 3rd June 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Cameron returns from Euro break with a dose of the clap

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/06/05/cameron-returns-from-euro-break-with-a-dose-of-the-clap/

Posted: 6th June 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Tate Modern stages retrospective of Clip Art

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/06/07/tate-modern-stages-retrospective-of-clip-art/

Posted:8th June 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Kate Moss fails to disguise herself as hand luggage

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/06/08/kate-moss-fails-to-disguise-herself-as-hand-luggage/

Posted: 9th of June 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Government favours unqualified stab victims

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/06/12/government-favours-unqualified-stab-victims/

Posted:13th June 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:NAACP last recruited an African-American in 1964

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/06/15/naacp-last-recruited-an-african-american-in-1964/

Posted: 16th June 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Suicide bombing ‘should be illegal for Under 18s’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/06/16/suicide-bombing-should-be-illegal-for-under-18s/

Posted:16th June 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Jeremy Corbyn enters Labour race in an alternate Universe

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/06/16/jeremy-corbyn-enters-labour-race-in-an-alternate-universe/

Posted:17th June 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Chris Evans ‘can’t wait’ to be a little bit racist

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/06/17/chris-evans-cant-wait-to-be-a-little-bit-racist/

Posted: 18th June 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Keith Richards ‘may have taken performance enhancing drugs‏’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/06/20/keith-richards-may-have-taken-performance-enhancing-drugs/

Posted: 21 June 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Taliban launch comeback tour with huge bang

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/06/22/taliban-launch-comeback-tour-with-huge-bang/

Posted: 23rd June 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Cameron wins Greece in EU negotiation

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/06/25/cameron-wins-greece-in-eu-negotiation/

Posted: 26th June 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:UK approves ‘Gay-er marriage’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/06/27/uk-approves-gay-er-marriage/

Posted: 28th June 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:London emergency services practice for Murray exit

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/06/30/london-emergency-services-practice-for-murray-exit/

Posted:1st July 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Chelmsford man holds referendum on paying his bills this month

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/07/08/chelmsford-man-holds-referendum-on-paying-his-bills-this-month/

Posted:9th July 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Islamic State to be referred to as ‘The Artist Formerly Known as IS’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/07/08/islamic-state-to-be-referred-to-as-%E2%80%98the-artist-formerly-known-as-is%E2%80%99/

Posted:8th July 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Swingers’ festival ‘used loud music to drown sounds of bonking’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/07/07/swingers%E2%80%99-festival-%E2%80%98used-loud-music-to-drown-sounds-of-bonking%E2%80%99/

Posted:7th July 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Greek credit rating identified as new pentaquark particle

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/07/14/greek-credit-rating-identified-as-new-pentaquark-particle/

Posted:15th July 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Alan Sugar ‘intake’ should be halved

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/07/17/alan-sugar-%E2%80%98intake%E2%80%99-should-be-halved/

Posted: 18th July 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Salmond: Second Bannockburn ‘inevitable’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/07/27/salmond-second-bannockburn-inevitable/

Posted: 28 July 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Channel Tunnel NOT a gateway to Narnia

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/07/31/channel-tunnel-not-a-gateway-to-narnia/

Posted: 1st Aug 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: Son of Zeus confesses to killing lion

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/08/03/son-of-zeus-confesses-to-lion-killing/

Posted: 3rd August 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Nation forgets its P.E. kit

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/08/05/nation-forgets-its-p-e-kit/

Posted:6th August 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Racing anecdote used to anaesthetise Jenson Button

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/08/08/racing-anecdote-used-to-anaesthetise-jenson-button/

Posted: 8th August 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Taxpayers to pay the emotional cost of supporting West Ham

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/08/09/taxpayers-to-pay-the-emotional-cost-of-supporting-west-ham/

Posted: 9th August 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Google purchases the alphabet

https://twitter.com/search?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsbiscuit.com%2F2015%2F08%2F12%2Fgoogle-purchases-the-alphabet%2F

Posted:12th August 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:‘Donald Trump’ becomes new safe word

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/08/13/%E2%80%98donald-trump%E2%80%99-becomes-new-safe-word/

Posted:13th August 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Stop photobombing our pictures, paparazzi tell Prince George

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/08/17/stop-photobombing-our-pictures-paparazzi-tell-prince-george/

Posted:17th August

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Iain Duncan Smith ‘was a made-up character’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/08/19/iain-duncan-smith-%E2%80%98was-a-made-up-character%E2%80%99/

Posted: 20th August

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Female libido pill to replace Harry Styles

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/08/22/female-libido-pill-to-replace-harry-styles/

Posted: 23 August 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Britain to reopen Embassy World Snooker in Tehran

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/08/23/britain-to-reopen-embassy-world-snooker-in-tehran/

Posted: 23 Aug 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Chinese economy to become largest online betting site

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/08/26/chinese-economy-to-become-largest-online-betting-site/

Posted: 27 August 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: ‘Manspread’ to replace butter

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/08/28/manspread-to-replace-butter/

Posted: 29th August 2915

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:IS still ‘decades away’ from mastering Tetris

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/08/31/is-still-decades-away-from-mastering-tetris/

Posted: 1st Sept 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Thousands of migrants left stranded on transfer day

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/09/02/thousands-of-migrants-left-stranded-on-transfer-day/

Posted: 3rd Sept 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Rooney equals Charlton’s record on stupid hair cuts

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/09/07/rooney-equals-charltons-record-on-stupid-hair-cuts/

Posted: 7th Sept 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:We ♥ Migrants

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/09/07/we-%E2%99%A5-migrants/

Posted:8th Sept 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Labour leadership to ‘take a break in 2016′

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/09/09/labour-leadership-to-take-a-break-in-2016/

Posted:9th Sept 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Labour set to unveil the iCorbyn™

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/09/10/Labour set to unveil the iCorbyn™

Posted: 11th Sept 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Neolithic Chilcot Report discovered

Posted: 11th Sept 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Catholics relax rules on re-marriage, providing relief for Henry VIII‏

Posted: 14th Sept 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Chuka Umunna to quit showering in the morning

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/09/15/chuka-umunna-to-quit-showering-in-the-morning/

Posted: 15th Sept 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Paris to remove redundant pylon‏

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/09/16/paris-to-remove-redundant-pylon%e2%80%8f/

Posted: 17th Sept 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Neolithic Chilcot Report discovered

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/09/17/neolithic-chilcot-report-discovered/

Posted: 18th Sept 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:SNP to replace daylight savings with ‘borrowed time‏’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/09/19/snp-to-replace-daylight-savings-with-%e2%80%98borrowed-time%e2%80%8f%e2%80%99/

Posted: 20th Sept 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Spoilt ballots now Greece’s main currency

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/09/20/spoilt-ballots-now-greeces-main-currency/

Posted: 21st Sept 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Fisherman told Green Party membership now at sustainable levels

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/09/25/fisherman-told-green-party-membership-now-at-sustainable-levels/

Posted: 26th Sept 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: NASA fake water on Mars to help Matt Damon

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/09/29/NASA-fake-water-on-Mars-to-help-Matt-Damon

Posted: 29th Sept 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front page:France ends refugee crisis by bombing Syria

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/09/29/france-ends-refugee-crisis-by-bombing-syria/

Posted: 30th Sept 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:‘Extreme poverty’ unlikely to become an Olympic Sport‏

Posted: 6th Oct 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:NASA fake water on Mars to help Matt Damon‏

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/10/05/nasa-fake-water-on-mars-to-help-matt-damon‏

Posted: 5th Oct 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Robert Peston to pioneer casual Friday’s at ITV

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/10/08/Robert Peston to pioneer casual Friday’s at ITV

Posted: 8th Oct 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Labour leadership not covered by 30-day refund

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/10/11/labour-leadership-not-covered-by-30-day-refund/

Posted: 12th Oct 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Playing video games lowers GCSE results, increases fun

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/10/12/74624/

Posted: 13th Oct 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Facebook taxed £1 for each sincere comment

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/10/13/facebook-taxed-1-for-each-sincere-comment/

Posted: 14th Oct 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:More grammar schools should lead to more Morlocks, confirms Morgan

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/10/15/more-grammar-schools-should-lead-to-more-morlocks-confirms-morgan/

Posted: 16th Oct 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Alien megastructure maybe Heathrow’s third runway

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/10/19/alien-megastructure-maybe-heathrow%E2%80%99s-third-runway/

Posted: 19th Oct 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:National Police Chiefs Council demands the ‘right weapons’ to be truly racist

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/10/21/national-police-chiefs-council-demands-the-%E2%80%98right-weapons%E2%80%99-to-be-truly-racist/

Posted: 21st October 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Benjamin Netanyahu claims Holocaust Denial is now kosher

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/10/23/benjamin-netanyahu-claims-holocaust-denial-is-now-kosher/

Posted: 24th Oct 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Child abuse evidence is prone to combustion

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/10/24/child-abuse-evidence-is-prone-to-combustion

Posted: 25th Oct 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Tax credits cause cancer, claims Osborne

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/10/30/tax-credits-cause-cancer-claims-osborne/

Posted: 31st Oct 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: 007′s car rendered useless by spilt milk

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/10/31/007s-car-rendered-useless-by-spilt-milk/

Posted: 1st Nov 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Putin consults Wizzard over Ukraine crisis

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/11/06/putin-consults-wizzard-over-ukraine-crisis/

Posted: 7th Nov 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Art world admits: ‘We just like tits’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/11/12/art-world-admits-%E2%80%98we-just-like-tits%E2%80%99/

Posted: Nov 12th 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Adele’s ex-boyfriend finally comes out of hiding

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/11/17/adeles-ex-boyfriend-finally-comes-out-of-hiding/

Posted: 18th Nov 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Terrorist funding finally hit by austerity

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/11/18/terrorist-funding-finally-hit-by-austerity/

Posted: 19th Nov 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:World’s second largest diamond found inside Teresa May’s anus

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/11/22/worlds-second-largest-diamond-found-inside-teresa-mays-anus/

Posted: 22 Nov 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:NHS consultation a ‘jedi mind trick’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/11/23/nhs-consultation-a-jedi-mind-trick/

Posted: 23rd Nov 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Left Alert:‘If you don’t like killing stuff you’re a terrorist‏’ – FACT
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/11/25/if-you-dont-like-killing-stuff-youre-a-terrorist‏-fact

Posted: 25 Nov 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:World struggles not to tell Charlie Sheen ‘I told you so’‏

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/11/24/world-struggles-not-to-tell-charlie-sheen-‘i-told-you-so’‏

Posted: 24 Nov 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Davis Cup victory inspires the UK to rebuild its Empire

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/11/30/davis-cup-victory-inspires-the-uk-to-rebuild-its-empire/

Posted: 30th Nov 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Corbyn sullies the memory of Blair‏

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/12/03/corbyn-sullies-the-memory-of-blair%e2%80%8f/

Posted: 4th Dec 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Fellated by a dead pig? You may have been a victim of Tory bullying

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/11/30/fellated-by-a-dead-pig-you-may-have-been-a-victim-of-tory-bullying/

Posted: 30th Nov 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front page: Corbyn sullies the memory of Blair‏

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/12/03/corbyn-sullies-the-memory-of-blair%e2%80%8f/

Posted: 4th Dec 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Syria: ‘If we get flooded do we get to see the nice soldiers?’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/12/07/syria-%E2%80%98if-we-get-flooded-do-we-get-to-see-the-nice-soldiers%E2%80%99/

Posted: 8th Dec2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Donald Trump holds back

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/12/08/donald-trump-holds-back/

Posted: 9th Dec 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Obese women are the ‘biggest threat’ to Xmas canapés

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/12/12/obese-women-are-the-%E2%80%98biggest-threat%E2%80%99-to-xmas-canapes/

Posted: 13th Dec 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Star Wars fans disappointed in long dull film about British astronaut

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/12/16/star-wars-fans-disappointed-in-long-dull-film-about-british-astronaut/

Posted: 17th Dec 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:UK to remove New Zealand from maps

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/12/16/uk-to-remove-new-zealand-from-maps/

Posted: 16th Dec 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:The artist ‘formerly known as Prince’ sent cabinet papers

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/12/18/the-artist-formerly-known-as-prince-sent-cabinet-papers/

Posted: 19th Dec 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Ofsted identify failing Jedi schools

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/12/21/ofsted-identify-failing-jedi-schools

Posted: 21st Dec 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:World agrees to lower 2 degrees of Kevin Bacon

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/12/22/world-agrees-to-lower-2-degrees-of-kevin-bacon

Posted: 22 Dec 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Feature Page:How to get that Han Solo look – 10 easy steps‏

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/12/22/how-to-get-that-han-solo-look-10-easy-steps‏

Posted: 22 Jan 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief :Gran runs ‘crystalized ginger’ lab

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/12/24/gran-runs-crystalized-ginger-lab

Posted: 24th Dec 2015

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Sepp Blatter shock inclusion on the ‘naughty list’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/12/23/sepp-blatter-shock-inclusion-on-the-naughty-list

Posted: 24th Dec 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:‘Home Alone’/’It’s a Wonderful Life’ schism irreconcilable

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2015/12/25/home-aloneits-a-wonderful-life-schism-irreconcilable

Posted: 25th Dec 2015

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Robert Downey Jr pardoned for 20 years of bland movies

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/01/01/robert-downey-jr-pardoned-for-20-years-of-bland-movies/

Posted: 1st Jan 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:We should apologise to banks, say FCA

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/01/01/we-should-apologise-to-banks-say-fca/

Posted: 1st Jan 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Three Little Pigs awarded contract to build 13,000 new homes

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/01/04/three-little-pigs-awarded-contract-to-build-13000-new-homes/

Posted: 5th Jan 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Scotland flooded to dilute alcohol

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/01/08/scotland-flooded-to-dilute-alcohol/

Posted: 9th Jan2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Bowie dies in Cameron protest

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/01/11/bowie-dies-in-cameron-protest/

Posted: 12th Jan 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Private Sector child abuse ‘so much cheaper’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/01/15/private-sector-child-abuse-%e2%80%98so-much-cheaper%e2%80%99/

Posted: 16th Jan 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Match-fixers still can’t make Tennis interesting

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/01/18/match-fixers-still-can%E2%80%99t-make-tennis-interesting/

Posted: 19th Jan 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:‘Everyone’s a winner!’ – Award ceremonies to become more inclusive

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/01/21/%E2%80%98everyone%E2%80%99s-a-winner%E2%80%99-award-ceremonies-to-become-more-inclusive/

Posted: 22 Jan 2016 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: Mail sent via chat software is now open to scrutiny, but not open to scorn

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/01/21/%E2%80%98everyone%E2%80%99s-a-winner%E2%80%99-mail-sent-via-chat-software-is-now-open-to-scrutiny-but-not-open-to-scorn/

Posted: 22nd Jan 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:OWNING JONI MITCHELL CDS MAY BAR YOU FROM BEING PRESIDENT

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/01/24/owning-joni-mitchel-cds-may-bar-you-from-being-president/

Posted: 25th Jan 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:JOURNALIST TRAPPED INSIDE ADELE’S ANUS

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/02/02/journalist-trapped-inside-adeles-anus/

Posted: 3rd Feb 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:LAST OF THE ‘CLEGG-MANIACS’ RETIRES

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/02/03/last-of-the-clegg-maniacs-retires/

Posted: 4th Feb 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:‘UGLY NAKED GUY’ WILL NOT RETURN TO TOP GEAR‏

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/02/04/ugly-naked-guy-will-not-return-to-top-gear%e2%80%8f/

Posted: 5th Feb 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Newsinbrief:SEARCH CONTINUES FOR AMERICA’S WORST CANDIDATE

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/02/06/search-continues-for-americas-worst-candidate/

Posted: 6th Feb 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:TORIES REFORM PRISONS AHEAD OF OWN SENTENCES

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/02/10/tories-reform-prisons-ahead-of-own-sentences/

Posted: 10th Feb 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:OLD HAMPSHIRE VOTES FOR PITT THE ELDER

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/02/12/old-hampshire-votes-for-pitt-the-elder/

Posted: 13th Feb 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:ASTRONOMERS DISCOVER “BIGGEST BLACK HOLE EVER FOUND” IN GOOGLE’S FINANCES

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/02/14/astronomers-discover-biggest-black-hole-ever-found-in-googles/

Posted: 15th Feb 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:HUNT CONDEMNS SYRIAN HOSPITALS FOR ‘POOR WEEKEND SERVICE’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/02/16/hunt-condemns-syrian-hospitals-for-poor-weekend-service/

Posted: 17th Feb 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:MICHAEL GOVE BACKS ANOTHER WINNER

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/02/20/michael-gove-backs-another-winner/

Posted: 21 Feb 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:ISLE OF WIGHT DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WE WERE PART OF THE EU

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/02/23/isle-of-wight-didnt-even-know-we-were-part-of-the-eu/

Posted: 23rd Feb 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:LIAM PAYNE ‘GROOMED’ BY GEORDIE HOUSEWIFE

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/03/01/liam-payne-groomed-by-geordie-housewife/

Posted: 2nd March 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Feature:TAYLOR SWIFT TO HEADLINE EU DEBATE

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/03/02/taylor-swift-to-headline-eu-debate/

Posted: 2nd March 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:£3,000 ‘BIRTH BUDGETS’ COULD FUND SPA WEEKEND

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/03/07/3000-birth-budgets-could-fund-spa-weekend/

Posted: 8th March 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:SYRIAN TRUCE LEADS TO OUTBREAK OF FOOTBALL

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/03/04/syrian-truce-leads-to-outbreak-of-football/

Posted: 4th March 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:RICHARD HAMMOND NOW OWNED BY AMAZON, MORRISONS AND THE DEVIL

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/03/09/richard-hammond-now-jointly-owned-by-amazon-morrisons-and-the-devil/

Posted: 9th March 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:MUSIC WORLD MOURNS CONTINUED LIFE OF KANYE WEST

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/03/10/music-world-mourns-continued-life-of-kanye-west/

Posted: 11th March 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:DONALD TRUMP STUNT ‘NO LONGER FUNNY’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/03/16/donald-trump-stunt-no-longer-funny/

Posted: 16th March 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:UK ECONOMY NOW BASED ON SUGAR-GUZZLING FATTIES

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/03/18/uk-economy-now-based-on-sugar-guzzling-fatties/

Posted: 19th March 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:POLICE WARN IDS ‘ON THE LOOSE’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/03/19/police-warn-ids-on-the-loose/

Posted: 18th March 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:DIANA MEMORIAL GARDEN TO BE ‘BLAND, VACUOUS AND COVERED IN MEN’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/03/20/diana-memorial-garden-to-be-bland-vacuous-and-covered-in-men/

Posted: 21st March 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:BRUSSELS’ CARNAGE NOT ENOUGH TO HALT TRUMP COVERAGE

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/03/23/brussels-carnage-not-enough-to-halt-trump-coverage/

Posted: 24th March 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:CLEESE SUES ‘FAWLTY TOWERS’ FOR MAKING THE REST OF HIS CAREER LOOK BAD

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/03/24/cleese-sues-fawlty-towers-for-making-the-rest-of-his-career-look-bad/

Posted: 25th March 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:CHILD FINDS JESUS IN HER KINDER SURPRISE™

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/03/28/child-finds-jesus-in-her-kinder-surprise/

Posted: 28th March 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:UK STEEL RETURNS TO THE IRON AGE

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/04/02/uk-steel-returns-to-the-iron-age/

Posted: 3rd April 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:HMRC RELOCATES TO PANAMA

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/04/03/hmrc-to-relocate-to-panama/

Posted: 4th April 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:“I’ve never actually killed anybody by hand” clarifies Cameron

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/04/07/ive-never-actually-killed-anybody-by-hand-clarifies-cameron/

Posted: 7th April 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Tax crooks’ FIFA shame

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/04/07/tax-crooks-fifa-shame/

Posted: 8th April 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:DOCTORS OPT FOR PLACEBO STRIKE

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/04/10/doctors-opt-for-placebo-strike/

Posted: 11th April 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:League agrees to cap Aston Villa at 30 points‏

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/04/16/League-agrees-to-cap-Aston-Villa-at-30-points‏

Posted: 16th April 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:ROY HODGSON SELECTS TEAM FOR BREXIT‏

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/04/18/roy-hodgson-selects-team-for-brexit%e2%80%8f/

Posted: 18th April 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:‘THERE’S ONLY ROOM FOR 12 ON MY PRIVATE JET,’ SAYS POPE REGRETFULLY

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/04/18/theres-only-room-for-12-on-my-private-jet-says-pope-regretfully/

Posted: 18th April 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:‘IT’S GETTING TOO EASY NOW’ CLAIMS CORBYN

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/04/18/its-getting-too-easy-now-claims-corbyn/

Posted: 19th April 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:DISSOLVED MONASTERIES REBUILT IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/04/19/dissolved-monasteries-rebuilt-in-trafalgar-square/

Posted: 20th April  2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:‘BATMAN V SUPER-GONORRHOEA’ BEGINS FILMING

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/04/20/batman-v-super-gonorrhoea-begins-filming/

Posted: 20th April 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Utah declared ‘a turn off’

Posted: 21st April 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Nation celebrates 90 years of forelock tugging

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/04/22/nation-celebrates-90yrs-of-forelock-tugging/

Posted: 22 April 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:FACEBOOK TRADEMARKS THE WORD ‘BOOK’

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/04/29/facebook-trademarks-the-word-book/

Posted: 29th April 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Ken keeps digging‏

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/05/01/ken-keeps-digging%E2%80%8F/

Posted: 2nd May 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:CALL FOR MINISTERS TO OFFER 24/7 DUMB-FUCKERY

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/05/11/call-for-ministers-to-offer-247-dumb-fuckery/

Posted: 11th May  2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:5000-1 – HILLSBOROUGH FAMILIES WIN VINDICATION

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/05/03/5000-1-hillsborough-families-win-vindication/

Posted: 3rd May 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Team GB reveals how ‘super hot’ they are

Posted: 11th May 016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:CHILCOTT CONFIRMS END OF DAYS IS AT HAND

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/05/11/chilcott-confirms-end-of-days/

Posted: 12th May  2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Farage will not rule out Second Coming

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/05/20/farage-will-not-rule-out-second-coming/

Posted: 20th May 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Muirfield votes to ignore everything after 1950

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/05/19/muirfield-votes-to-ignore-everything-after-1950/

Posted: 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:McAlpine loses in the High Court *innocent face*

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/05/13/mcalpine-loses-in-the-high-court-innocent-face/

Posted: 13th May 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Johnny Depp in ironic custody battle for dogs

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/05/27/johnny-depp-in-ironic-custody-battle-for-dogs/

Posted: 27th May  2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:‘Cosby 2016′ campaign suspended’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/05/28/cosby-2016-campaign-suspended/

Posted: 28th May 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:NEW £5 TO ADVERTISE CHURCHILL CAR INSURANCE

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/06/04/new-5-to-advertise-churchill-car-insurance/

Posted: 6th June 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:MP SPOTS ONLY LIE IN EU DEBATE

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/06/09/mp-spots-only-lie-in-eu-debate/

Posted: 9th June 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:BREXITERS: ‘WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN?’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/06/14/brexiters-what-was-the-question-again/

Posted: 15th Hune 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:RIGHT-WING NUT-JOB ‘JUST AS LIKELY’ TO VOTE ‘REMAIN’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/06/18/right-wing-nut-job-just-as-likely-to-vote-remain/

Posted: 19th June 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:‘THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL’ EXPLAINS GEORGE OSBORNE

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/06/19/this-shit-just-got-real-explains-george-osborne/

Posted: 20th June 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:UK PREPARES FOR ‘WALK OF SHAME’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/06/22/uk-prepares-for-walk-of-shame/

Posted: 22nd June 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: SOLSTICE DRUIDS VOTE ‘LEAVE’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/06/21/solstice-druids-vote-leave/

Posted: 21 June  2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:NEXT STOP…TRUMP

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/06/24/next-stoptrump/

Posted: 24th June 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:SOME BALLOTS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS, CONFIRMS LABOUR

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/06/29/some-ballots-are-more-equal-than-others-confirms-labour/

Posted: 29th June 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:NORTH KOREA LINED UP TO TAKE UK’S EU SEAT

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/07/01/north-korea-lined-up-to-take-uks-eu-seat/

Posted: 1st July 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:CHILCOT PUBLISHES SOUTHERN RAIL TIMETABLE

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/07/06/chilcot-publishes-southern-rail-timetable/

Posted: 06 July 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Gove now seeks Top Gear post

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/07/08/gove-now-seeks-top-gear-post/

Posted: 7 th July 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:SPIKED DRINK BLAMED FOR MAY’S VISION OF A BETTER BRITAIN

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/07/12/spiked-drink-blamed-for-mays-vision-of-a-better-britain/

Posted: 13th July 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Boris to teach the fuzzy-wuzzies wiff waff

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/07/15/boris-to-teach-the-fuzzy-wuzzies-wiff-waff/

Posted: 15th July 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Turkey blames Eagle for Lame Duck

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/07/18/turkey-blames-eagle-for-lame-duck/

Posted: 18th July 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:TURKEY STARTS SCHOOL HOLIDAYS EARLY

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/07/20/turkey-starts-school-holidays-early/

Posted: 20th july 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Hillary still to endorse Hillary

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/07/28/hillary-still-to-endorse-hillary/

Posted: 28 July 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Pokéy Grindr sweeps the nation

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/07/24/pokey-grindr-sweeps-the-nation/

Posted: 24 July 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Prince inheritance determined by glass slipper test

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/07/30/prince-inheritance-determined-by-glass-slipper-test/

Posted: 31 July 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Owen Smith mania reaches frenzy point

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/07/31/owen-smith-mania-reaches-frenzy-point/

Posted: 1 Aug 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Mammoths fatally addicted to salted peanuts

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/08/04/mammoths-lethally-addicted-to-salted-peanuts/

Posted: 04 August 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Alf Garnett too late to stop Brexit

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/08/05/alf-garnett-too-late-to-stop-brexit/

Posted: 5th August 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Biggins enter UKIP race

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/08/07/biggins-enters-ukip-race

Posted: 7th August 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:BBC Trump coverage enters its tenth year

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/08/07/bbc-trump-coverage-enters-its-tenth-year

Posted: 7th August 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:High Court rules Owen Smith unelectable

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/08/08/81005/

Posted: 8th August 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Britain unable to give a toss about A Levels

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/08/18/britain-unable-to-give-a-toss-about-a-levels/

Posted: 18th August 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Jools Holland to host the Night Tube

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/08/21/jools-holland-to-host-the-night-tube/

Posted: 22 August 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Extremists to do Porridge with Fletcher

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/08/24/extremists-to-do-porridge-with-fletcher/

Posted: 25th August 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:10 MINUTE GP CONSULTATIONS ‘A REAL DRAG’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/08/31/10-minute-gp-consultations-a-real-drag/

Posted: 1st Sept 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Awful baby names ‘are just karma’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/09/01/awful-baby-names-are-just-karma/

Posted: 2nd Sept  2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Chris Brown just doing his ‘thang’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/09/03/chris-brown-just-doing-his-thang/

Posted: 3rd Sept 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Scientists discover what all TV input/outputs mean

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/09/03/scientists-discover-what-all-tv-inputoutputs-mean/

Posted: 4th Sept 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:CHINESE BRIDGE MADE FROM IPHONE GLASS

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/09/04/chinese-bridge-made-from-iphone-glass/

Posted: 4th Sept 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:APPLE REDUCES BODILY ORIFICES DOWN TO ONE

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/09/11/apple-reduces-bodily-orifices-down-to-one/

Posted: 12th Sept 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:MUMSNET FURY OVER NUCLEAR TESTING

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/09/09/mumsnet-fury-over-nuclear-testing/

Posted: 9th Sept 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Hilary voodoo doll ‘working’ claims Trump

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/09/09/hilary-voodoo-doll-working-claims-trump

Posted: 12th Sept  2016

 

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:May yet to pick a country to destroy

Posted: 17th Sept 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:‘IT’S NOT YOU, IT’S ME’, SAY HP PRINTERS

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/09/20/81608/

Posted: 21 Sept 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Tim Farron woos Angela Jolie

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/09/21/tim-farron-woos-angela-jolie/

Posted:21 Sept 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:CORBYN WINS RIGHTS TO KEIR HARDIE’S BEARD

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/09/26/corbyn-wins-rights-to-keir-hardies-beard/

Posted: 26th Sept 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:SUICIDE ‘AN EFFECTIVE WAY’ TO STOP TAX CREDITS

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/09/27/suicide-an-effective-way-to-stop-tax-credits/

Posted: 27th Sept 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Many dogs still running on Windows Vista

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/09/28/many-dogs-still-running-on-windows-vista/

Posted: 28th Sept  2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: EVERYONE QUITS

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/10/01/everyone-quits/

Posted: 1st Oct 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:MAY TO REPEAL THE REPEAL OF THE CORN LAWS

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/10/03/may-to-repeal-the-repeal-of-the-corn-laws/

Posted: 3rd Oct 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:DEMOCRACY? MEH

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/10/03/democracy-meh/

Posted: 4th Oct  2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:ALLARDYCE REJECTS BUNG IN FAVOUR OF PAYOFF

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/10/04/allardyce-rejects-400k-bung-in-favour-of-1m-payoff/

Posted: 5th Oct 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Nation eagerly awaits naked Pippa Middleton

Posted: 7th Oct 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:The ‘centre ground’ is now the ninth circle of Dante’s inferno

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/10/06/the-centre-ground-is-now-the-ninth-circle-of-dantes-inferno

Posted: 6th Oct 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Blair Threatens to save us

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/10/10/blair-threatens-to-save-us/

Posted: 10th Oct 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: Hilary grabs trump by the balls

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/10/11/hilary-grabs-trump-by-the-balls/

Posted: 11th Oct 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:DENTIST IDENTIFIES MP BY HIS ‘DUMB MOUTH’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/10/19/dentist-identifies-mp-by-his-dumb-mouth/

Posted: 20th Oct 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Mosul resists Grammar Schools

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/10/23/mosul-resists-grammar-schools/

Posted: 24th Oct 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Disposable nappy inventor buried in landfill

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/10/21/disposable-nappy-inventor-buried-in-landfill/

Posted: 22nd Oct 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Shakespeare to remain authentically boring

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/10/26/shakespeare-to-remain-authentically-boring/

Posted: 27th Oct 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Refugee Chic

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/10/24/refugee-chic/

Posted: 24th Oct 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:HILLARY CLINTON STRANGLES BALD EAGLE

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/10/30/hillary-clinton-strangles-bald-eagle/

Posted: 31st Oct 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:MAY PUTS NATION ON HIGH-POPPY ALERT

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/11/06/may-puts-nation-on-high-poppy-alert/

Posted: 6th Nov 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: GOVE CRITICISED FOR LEAVING BORIS UNATTENDED

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/10/31/gove-criticised-for-leaving-boris-unattended/

Posted: 31st Oct 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: BRICKLAYERS REJOICE

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/11/09/bricklayers-rejoice/

Posted: 10th Nov 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: LEGO REFUSES TO BUILD TRUMP’S WALL

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/11/13/lego-refuse-to-build-trumps-wall/

Posted: 14th Nov 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Trump in gender transition confusion

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/11/18/trump-in-gender-transition-confusion/

Posted: 18th Nov 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:WIGHT SUPREMACIST WINS VENTNOR COUNCIL

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/11/21/wight-supremacist-wins-ventnor-council/

Posted: 21 Nov 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:MAY, HAMMOND & JOHNSON: ‘THE PLANNED POOR’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/11/21/may-hammond-johnson-the-planned-poor/

Posted: 21 Nov 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:HAMMOND’S AUTUMN STATEMENT MAKES BOOKER FICTION LIST

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/11/24/hammonds-autumn-statement-makes-booker-fiction-list/

Posted: 24 Nov 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Proof of death needed for UK holidays

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/11/26/proof-of-death-needed-for-uk-holidays/

Posted: 26 nov 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Blair inadvertently gives home to a tramp

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/11/25/blair-inadvertently-gives-home-to-a-tramp/

Posted: 25 nov 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: CASTRO: GRIM REAPER 1 CIA 0
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/11/28/castro-grim-reaper-1-cia-0/

Posted: 28 Nov 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: FA INQUIRY QUITS BEFORE IT STARTS

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/12/01/fa-inquiry-quits-before-it-starts/

Posted: 1st Dec 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:ALEPPO DEVASTATED BY TRIPADVISOR REVIEW

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/12/01/aleppo-devastated-by-tripadvisor-review/

Posted: 1st Dec 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:TRUMP SACKED FROM CALL CENTRE JOB

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/12/07/trump-sacked-from-call-centre-job/

Posted: 8th dec 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:NATION PREPARES TO QUESTION WISDOM OF BREXIT AFTER FIFTH XMAS SHERRY

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/12/12/nation-prepares-to-question-wisdom-of-brexit-after-fifth-xmas-sherry/

Posted: 13 Dec 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Zuzu’s petals found on ebay

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/12/25/Zuzus-petals-found-on-ebay/

Posted: 25th Dec 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Historical abuse to replace Tudors and Stuarts

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/12/15/historical-abuse-to-replace-tudors-and-stuarts/

Posted: 15th Dec 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:UK gives Yemen a Xmas stuffing

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/12/20/UK-gives-Yemen-a-Xmas-stuffing

Posted: 20th Dec 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:C of E packed away with the other Xmas decorations

Posted: 26th Dec 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Helen Mirren to star in Amazon Prime Suspect

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/12/29/helen-mirren-to-star-in-amazon-prime-suspect/

Posted: 29 Dec 2016

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Lost phone panic now entering its third minute

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/12/30/lost-phone-panic-now-entering-its-third-minute/

Posted: 30 Dec 2016

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: MAY: UK’S LASER WEAPON WILL REPLACE MY FLYING MONKEYS
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/01/06/may-uks-laser-weapon-will-replace-my-flying-monkeys/

Posted: 6th Jan 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page :NEW ‘GARDEN VILLAGES’ REALLY ALLOTMENTS

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/01/04/new-garden-villages-really-allotments/

Posted: 4th Jan 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:LAURA KUENSSBERG RECOGNISED AS REALLY HATING CORBYN

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/01/11/laura-kuenssberg-recognised-as-really-hating-corbyn/

Posted: 13th Jan 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: GOVE DISCOVERS HIS REAL FATHER: TRUMP
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/01/16/gove-discovers-his-real-father-trump/

Posted: 16th Jan 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:JOE BIDEN STILL AT LARGE IN WHITE HOUSE

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/01/22/joe-biden-still-at-large-in-white-house/

Posted: 22 Jan 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:OBAMA LEAVES WHITE HOUSE UNFLUSHED

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/01/20/obama-leaves-white-house-unflushed/

Posted: 20th Jan 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:HUNT DEMANDS DR WHO REPLACED WITH DR WHENEVER

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/02/01/hunt-demands-dr-who-replaced-with-dr-whenever/

Posted: 1st Feb 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Children bravely tackle vegetable shortage

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/02/04/children-bravely-tackle-vegetable-shortage/

Posted: 4th Feb 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Some singer ‘up the duff’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/02/07/some-singer-up-the-duff/

Posted: 7th Feb 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:1 IN 10 HOSPITALS DOING ‘JUST FINE’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/02/07/1-in-10-hospitals-doing-just-fine/

Posted: 7th Feb 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Confused man not sure if Katie Price is ‘for or against’ abuse
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/02/09/confused-man-not-sure-if-katie-price-is-for-or-against-abuse

Posted: 9th Feb 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief: Trump summons cthulhu

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/02/12/Trump-summons-cthulhu

Posted: 12th Feb 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Left Alert: Madonna adopts midlife crisis

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/02/10/Madonna-adopts-midlife-crisis

Posted: 10th Feb 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:MADONNA ADOPTS MID-LIFE CRISIS.

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/02/12/madonna-adopts-mid-life-crisis/

Posted: 13th Feb 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:PRISON NOW AS BAD AS GEORDIE SHORE

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/02/14/prison-now-as-bad-as-geordie-shore/

Posted: 15th Feb 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:PAUL NUTTALL ‘PLAYED CENTRE FORWARD’ FOR LIVERPOOL

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/02/15/paul-nuttall-played-centre-forward-for-liverpool/

Posted: 16th Feb 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Fictional funding at an ‘all time’ high

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/02/23/fictional-funding-at-an-all-time-high/

Posted: 24 Feb 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Trump bans transgender golden showers

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/02/24/trump-bans-transgender-golden-showers/

Posted:24 Feb 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:MAN WHO LOST TO ED MILIBAND NOW AN EXPERT ON WINNING

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/02/27/man-who-lost-to-ed-miliband-now-an-expert-on-winning/

Posted: 26th Feb 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:LEICESTER CITY FC SACK CORBYN

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/02/26/leicester-city-fc-sack-corbyn/

Posted: 27th Feb 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Sex Ed. rebranded as the ‘Prevent Agenda’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/03/04/sex-ed-rebranded-as-the-prevent-agenda/

Posted: 4th march 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Free range eggs may lose disability allowance

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/03/03/free-range-eggs-may-lose-disability-allowance/

Posted: 3 March 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:‘Stubborn’ stain actually just principled

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/03/03/stubborn-stain-actually-just-principled/

Posted: 3 march 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:NEW WAR MEMORIAL HAS FACE OF TONY BLAIR

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/03/09/new-war-memorial-has-face-of-tony-blair/

Posted: 10th March 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:‘OH GOOD, ANOTHER REFERENDUM’ SAYS UK

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/03/15/oh-good-another-referendum-says-uk/

Posted: 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page: Sturgeon taken off sustainable list

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/03/09/Sturgeon-taken-off-sustainable-list

Posted: 17th March 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:MAY MISTAKENLY TRIGGERS ARTICLE 51

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/03/22/may-mistakenly-triggers-article-51/

Posted: 22nd March 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:GUESTS ‘SINGULARLY UNIMPRESSED’ BY TOAST RACK

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/03/29/guests-singularly-unimpressed-by-toast-rack/

Posted: 29th March 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:SESAME STREET INTRODUCES TRUMPY THE ORANGE-FACED MUPPET

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/03/23/sesame-street-introduced-trumpy-the-orange-faced-muppet/

Posted: 23rd March 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Feature:ISLAMIC STATE CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR PET SOUNDS

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/03/24/islamic-state-claims-responsibility-for-pet-sounds/

Posted: 24 March 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Own brand cola ‘not sh$t enough’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/03/31/own-brand-cola-not-sht-enough/

Posted: 1st april 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:SADLY TENNIS ‘STILL A THING’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/04/02/sadly-tennis-still-a-thing/

Posted: 2nd April 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Left Alert: BIRTHDAY BOY JUST HAPPY TO ‘HIT STUFF’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/04/06/birthday-boy-just-happy-to-hit-stuff/

Posted: 6th April 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Trump still has an erection

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/04/09/spare-trump-gets-first-full-erection/

Posted: 9th APril2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Mother of all bombs ‘disappointed’ in IS

Posted: 15th April 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Labour offers M&S delivery

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/04/29/labour-offers-ms-delivery/

Posted: 29th April 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Tories propose four new Banker’s Holidays

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/04/24/tories-propose-four-new-bankers-holidays/

Posted: 24th April 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Duke of Edinburgh to retire from stand-up

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/05/05/duke-of-edinburgh-to-retire-from-stand-up/

Posted: 5th May 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Blair supports rewriting records from before 2005

Posted:4th May  2017

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:Voters secretly ‘excited’ about destroying their children’s future

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/05/06/voters-secretly-excited-about-destroying-their-childrens-future/

Posted: 7th May 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:THE SUN NO LONGER MEASURED IN KELVIN

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/05/09/the-sun-no-longer-measured-in-kelvin/

Posted: 9th May 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:TRUMP LOOKS FOR NEW DIRECTOR OF THE FIB

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/05/11/trump-looks-for-new-director-of-the-fib/

Posted: 11th May 2017

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:MAY PROMISES TO STOCK FOOD BANKS WITH FOX MEAT

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/05/13/may-promises-to-stock-food-banks-with-fox-meat/

Posted: 15 may 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Electorate displaying signs of ‘Stockholm Syndrome’

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/05/22/electorate-displaying-signs-of-stockholm-syndrome

Posted: 22 May2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:Custodial sentence for ‘meja studies’ says Judge

 http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2017/05/20/custodial-sentence-for-meja-studies-says-judge

Posted: 20th May 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:NATION ‘OK’ WITH TAXING LAURA KUENSSBERG

Posted: 17 May 2017

 

 

NewsBiscuit’s Front Page:

Posted: 2017

NewsBiscuit’s News in Brief:

Posted: 2017

 

 

NewsBiscuit’s Geeky Newsbiscuit Tally

Newsbiscuit

 

MONTH News In Brief Front Pages Features  “Full House”
April 13 2
May 13 2 4 1
June 13 7 5 1
July 13 2 3
August 13 11 4 1 1
Sept 13 3 3
Oct 13 6 1
Nov 13 6 1
Dec 13 6 3
Jan 14 5 (50th) 6 1
 Feb 14 4 4
March 14 3 5 1
April 14 5 11 1
May 14 5 7
June 14 7
July 14  2 8
August 14  3 5  1
Sept 14  5 6 1
Oct 14  3 5
Nov 14 6
Dec 14 6 (100th)
Jan 15  1 8  1
Feb 15  5 3 2
March 15  1  7
April 15  4  5
May 15  3  4  1
June 15  1  13
July 15  2  5  1
Aug 15  7  6  1
Sept 15  7  9
Oct 15  1  10  2
Nov 15  2  8  1
Dec 15  4  9  1
Jan 16  3  7
Feb 16  3  7 (200th)
March 16  3  9  1  1
April 16  7  7  1
May 16  6  4
June 16  9
July 16  4  6
August 16  7  2
Sept 16  8  6  2
October 16  5  10
Nov 16  6  4
Dec 16  4  6
Jan 17  3  3
Feb 17  6  7  1
March 17  7  3  1
April 17  2  3  1
May 17  5  4
June 17
July 17
August 17
Sept 17
October 17
Nov 17
Dec 17
TOTAL 196 284 11 15

 

 

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