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Syrians cancel holiday to Iran


Hardworking and shell-shocked Syrians, who were hoping for a well-earned break from chemical weapons, can no longer rely on Iran as a bomb-free destination. Holiday firms are advising customers, that … Continue reading

May 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘This won’t get the more stubborn smears off.’


WINNER: “This won’t get the more stubborn smears off.” (from DavidH) RUNNERS UP   Avon calling. I have your acne camouflage here Mrs Jones. (from David Thomas) “Now, give me … Continue reading

May 12, 2018 · 3 Comments

UK introduces referendum return scheme


Bowing to public pressure, Michael Gove has agreed to institute a scheme for disposing of unwanted rubbish – starting with every idea he has ever had.  Citizens will have to … Continue reading

May 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

It’s not post-natal depression. You’re tired.


Scientists have discovered that not every ‘moody f$cker’ is necessarily suffering from a medical disorder.  In fact 38% of misbehaving parents, are using their babies as an excuse for a … Continue reading

May 9, 2018 · Leave a comment

Wetherspoon bans reading


Following their decision to withdraw from social media, the pub chain has signalled its intention to roll back on the industrial age, medieval agrarian reform and ‘washing in winter’.  A … Continue reading

May 8, 2018 · Leave a comment

Theresa May blames everything on ‘the boogie’


Following on from local elections, the Prime Minister insisted that her catalogue of errors was due to ‘dirty rhythm’ and ‘funky fever’. Voters should not blame her predicament on the … Continue reading

May 7, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Where’s Waldo?


WINNER: Where’s Waldo? (from ZZRMark) RUNNERS UP At the KKK rally, the undercover security officer stood next to a suspected infiltrator and put his blue hat on to help the … Continue reading

May 6, 2018 · 2 Comments

Brexit can’t get worse. ‘Hold my pint’ says House of Lords


Just when you thought things could not get any more ‘David Davis’, the House of Lords has insisted that the House of Commons vote on the final Brexit deal.  Bearing … Continue reading

May 3, 2018 · Leave a comment

UK: ‘Can we have Kim Jong-un rather than Trump?’


Faced with a Friday the 13th dinner date with Donald Trump, UK diplomats have asked if we could have a visitor that is more moderate, stable and with a more … Continue reading

May 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

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