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Caption Competition: Closet Brexiter ashamed to find Germans make the best drills; his argument full of holes.


WINNER: Closet Brexiter ashamed to find Germans make the best drills; his argument full of holes. (from @MalcolmRexFairy) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 9th Sept 2017 RUNNERS … Continue reading

September 9, 2017 · 3 Comments

Jericho loses US Wall contract


Canaan’s favourite ‘brickies’ have lost out in their bid to build the US border wall, due to substantial structural weaknesses when confronted with a traditional Mexican brass band.  Likewise Pink … Continue reading

September 7, 2017 · Leave a comment

North Korea still furious about Bake Off


Pyongyang continues to threaten its neighbours, in what is seen as an attempt to overthrow the universal symbol of Western Democracy and decadence – Sandi Toksvig’s cheeky smile. Subsequently launching … Continue reading

September 6, 2017 · Leave a comment

Penicillin clears up Fox News


Despite being a weeping sore on the arse of Sky broadcasting, a prolonged exposure to antibiotics and low viewing figures has finally cured British TV of Rupert Murdoch’s most persistent … Continue reading

September 5, 2017 · 4 Comments

Turkey’s jihadist curriculum ‘not traditional enough’, says Gove


While generally in favour of the controversial plan to give Turkey’s children a more religious and conservative education, the UK’s former Education Secretary said there was a missed opportunity to … Continue reading

September 4, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Oh glorious leaders, beam us up now, our work fucking up this planet is done…’


WINNER: ‘Oh glorious leaders, beam us up now, our work fucking up this planet is done…’ (from Brytin)   This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 2nd Sept 2017 … Continue reading

September 3, 2017 · 4 Comments

Self-drive Lorry serial-killers launched


Mysterious unmarked vans and lorries will be trialled throughout the UK, each carrying a robot capable of committing untraceable sex-crimes, while quoting from ‘Smokey & the Bandit’.  Then with the … Continue reading

August 31, 2017 · Leave a comment

GCSEs – Now in Nectar points


By popular demand, the grading system for secondary qualifications will now be number based; allowing pupils to accumulate evouchers at Pizza Express or six months of job seekers’ allowance.  This … Continue reading

August 30, 2017 · Leave a comment

Afghanistan replaces Hawaii as 50th State


With further increases in army deployment promised, Afghanistan’s U.S. population is now so large, that this Islamic Republic has successfully applied for statehood. Not wanting to deal with the administration … Continue reading

August 29, 2017 · Leave a comment

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