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Caption Competition: First model of Thatcher Statue rejected by the 1922 Committee.


WINNER: First model of Thatcher Statue rejected by the 1922 Committee. (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 8th July 2017 RUNNERS UP ‘I know you … Continue reading

July 8, 2017 · 1 Comment

Gove to reintroduce pirates


In order to protect the UK’s fisheries post-Brexit, the Environment Secretary has issued Letters of the Marque to any Salty Jack or Rancid Boris.  The Channel will now be awash … Continue reading

July 6, 2017 · 2 Comments

Unexploded baby discovered at wedding


Despite a clear warning on the invitation – ‘no children’ – extremist relatives have chosen to unleash a full-throated baby on an innocent wedding ceremony; upsetting at least one innocent … Continue reading

July 5, 2017 · Leave a comment

Van hire technically an act of terrorism


As the Ford Transit becomes the weapon of choice for every would-be killer or decorator, sadly ‘Vanarama’ is now comparable to an Arms Dealership.  In turn this has meant that … Continue reading

July 4, 2017 · Leave a comment

Theresa May wows Glastonbury with her face-painting


While Jeremy Corbyn pandered to youngsters with his vision of hope and love, the Prime Minister nailed the John Peel Stage with her avant-garde bukakee madrigal and balloon animals. ‘Living … Continue reading

July 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: May reveals new Tory Comedy Sourcebook.


WINNER: May reveals new Tory Comedy Sourcebook. (From Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 1st July 2017 A headless message? (from Inchcok) ‘Fire regs? There’s probably … Continue reading

July 2, 2017 · 2 Comments

Davis tells EU: ‘Hang on a minute, lads. I’ve got a great idea’


Despite assurances of a straight forward ‘smash and grab’, the UK’s Brexit team have found themselves teetering over the edge of political precipice, watching as EU assets slip towards the … Continue reading

June 29, 2017 · Leave a comment

Boris tackles inferno with Garden Bridge


As tragedy unfolded in West London, those affected would have been comforted to know that the previous Mayor of London had sensibly spent £46m on an unfinished allotment – that … Continue reading

June 28, 2017 · Leave a comment

Flood of immigrant nurses finally halted


In the face of much recent criticism, Theresa May was finally able to point to her success in stopping the threat of qualified health professionals from getting out of hand.  … Continue reading

June 27, 2017 · Leave a comment

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