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Sex Ed. rebranded as the ‘Prevent Agenda’


Preventing ‘you know what’ is set become compulsory in all England’s schools, with all acts of radical sexualisation reported to MI5.  Teachers will be required to be on the lookout … Continue reading

April 10, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Today, at the second Annual Article 50 Activating Memorial, both State leaders couldn’t hide their regret for all the things they had done.


WINNER: Today, at the second Annual Article 50 Activating Memorial, both State leaders couldn’t hide their regret for all the things they had done. (from Bryntin) This month’s photo come … Continue reading

April 9, 2017 · 3 Comments

Sesame Street introduces ‘orange faced muppet’


Having tackled the stigma of autism with the character of Julia, Sesame Workshop has decided to raise awareness of what it is like to be a President ‘no one likes’.  … Continue reading

April 6, 2017 · Leave a comment

Sturgeon taken off sustainable list


Alongside North Sea haddock, opinions put forward by Nicola Sturgeon are no longer feasible and any promise sounds distinctly ‘fishy’.  Mrs. Sturgeon has been serving up ‘deep-fried codswallop’ for many … Continue reading

April 5, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump ‘unemployed’ according to tax return


After much speculation, a leak to the Press has revealed that Donald Trump’s declared income in 2005 comprised of loose change found in his pocket and an invalid Starbucks’ loyalty … Continue reading

April 4, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘Oh good, another referendum’ says UK


Nicola Sturgeon is to seek second opportunity to waste money and breath, by debating something we were told two years ago was a ‘once in a lifetime’ decision. Speaking in … Continue reading

April 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Ha, April Fools Daily Mail! My shapely legs are actually prosthetics!’


WINNER: ‘Ha, April Fools Daily Mail! My shapely legs are actually prosthetics!’ (from Bryntin) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 1st April 2017 RUNNERS UP ‘Dear Daily Mail. … Continue reading

April 1, 2017 · 2 Comments

Toilet to come with ‘curry setting’


Following on from Panasonic’s introduction of a washing machine with a curry mode, Armitage Shanks have designed a bowl that can extend its capacity to deal with ‘Delhi belly’ eruptions.  … Continue reading

March 30, 2017 · Leave a comment

North Korea kills ‘capitalist fish-dog’


Using four targeted ballistic missiles, North Korea has successfully purged the Sea of Japan of U.S. Imperialist fish and all ‘shifty looking plankton’.  In a glorious victory for the Democratic … Continue reading

March 29, 2017 · Leave a comment

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