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Caption Competition: ‘My Gawd, these proletariat are easily pleased!’


WINNER: “My Gawd, these proletariat are easily pleased!” (From InchCock) RUNNERS UP And then Prince Philip shot the bear… (from MDsMD) It was never clear who had touched who inappropriately … Continue reading

November 5, 2017 · 1 Comment

126m Facebook users check out Russia’s relationship status


Evidence has emerged that millions of Americans are now stalking Russia online, desperate to know who they are dating and when they attended Novosibirsk State University.  Just like a creepy-ex, … Continue reading

November 2, 2017 · Leave a comment

Women banned from menstruating with blue liquid


For decades, the pen industry has been using women as plentiful source of blue ink; with a typical ratio, of one menstruation to a thousand ballpoints.  Sadly ‘Bodyform’ sanitary towels … Continue reading

November 1, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘One-way ticket for homeless’ – just Southern Rail’s usual service


A number of councils in England are regularly buying ‘rough sleepers’ one-way train tickets, or ‘return tickets’ as Southern call them.  The controversial policy of putting homeless on trains, has … Continue reading

October 31, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘If only I’d thought to use a wheelchair’ Weinstein tells George Bush Snr


Having apologised for sexual assault, the former President has been applauded for the dignified and statesmen-like manner with which he goosed an actress.  In this tawdry age of Harvey Weinstein, … Continue reading

October 30, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: What Tories look like if you peel them.


WINNER: What Tories look like if you peel them. (from ZZRMark) RUNNERS UP This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 28TH OCT 2017 Dove still can’t get it right … Continue reading

October 29, 2017 · Leave a comment

All parents must pause ‘mid-bollocking’ to post to Instagram


Laws are being introduced to ensure that all graphic moments of domestic or parental chaos are uploaded; to allow for amusing comments, memes and in order to speed up access … Continue reading

October 26, 2017 · Leave a comment

Woman punishes SatNav with trip to Wales


In return for years of surly instruction and demands that she take the second exit at the roundabout, Esme St. Fleur (52) has decided to inflict a syllabic slap-down on … Continue reading

October 25, 2017 · Leave a comment

95% of gambling adverts interrupted by sport


The Remote Gambling Association (RGA) has raised concerns that infomercials on betting are being used to promote football, Ray Winstone and other unsavoury addictions.  The fear is that supporting West … Continue reading

October 24, 2017 · Leave a comment

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