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Caption Competition: ‘I am going to transition gradually, having just one silicone boob inserted first, to see how it goes’


WINNER: ‘I am going to transition gradually, having just one silicone boob inserted first, to see how it goes’. (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com RUNNERS … Continue reading

May 13, 2017 · 2 Comments

Poison ‘best before date’ not much of a warning


Arkansas shoppers are being advised to check the expiration date on any lethal injection they might be planning to administer to loved ones or fellow cult members.  Other such perishables … Continue reading

May 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Five ‘lost’ Archbishops caught with Poké Ball


A triumphant eight year old boy has become the first person to capture all Archbishops of Canterbury, alive and dead, using his Pokémon Go skills and saucer of milk.  The … Continue reading

May 10, 2017 · Leave a comment

Ireland commits blasphemy by criticising Stephen Fry


Police in the Republic of Ireland have launched an investigation into allegations that one TV viewer was anything less than effusive about Stephen Fry’s guest appearance on ‘Veep’.  As permanent … Continue reading

May 9, 2017 · Leave a comment

Duke of Edinburgh to retire from stand-up


Buckingham Palace have revealed that the husband of Queen Elizabeth II and scourge of political correctness, will no longer be touring working men’s clubs with his Bernard Manning tribute act. … Continue reading

May 8, 2017 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: There was a mass turnout in Thursday’ Election, for “None of the above”


WINNER: There was a mass turnout in Thursday’ Election, for “None of the above” (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 6th May 2017 RUNNERS UP … Continue reading

May 7, 2017 · 1 Comment

If you vote Tory – ‘f$cking own it’!


With a General Election looming and a post-election depression inevitable, many Conservatives are looking for ways to continue their Faustian Pact, while retaining the right to ‘b$tch and moan’ about … Continue reading

May 4, 2017 · 2 Comments

May refuses to use the electorate


After rejecting the use of TV debates during the General Election, the Prime Minister has ruled out using the British public as a means of deciding anything.  Recent democratic hiccups … Continue reading

May 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

Johnson: ‘I meant to say Muggle’


Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson clarified his stance on allowing non-wizards into the House of Commons, accusing the Labour party leader of being a muggle-born pacifist.  A man of many … Continue reading

May 2, 2017 · Leave a comment

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