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Spurs & Liverpool both plan to be 4-0 down by half-time


Both Champion’s League finalists have revealed that their tactic for success will be to establish themselves as the biggest underdog since the Karate Kid took up MMA. Plans include playing … Continue reading

May 13, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Meine Schatz du bist in die scheisse strasse!’


WINNER: ‘Meine Schatz du bist in die scheisse strasse!’ (from Jimbo) RUNNERS UP “No no Theresa, I have no more blood to give you” (from David Thomas) ‘Kiss goodbye to … Continue reading

May 12, 2019 · 1 Comment

Is Boris Johnson’s character ‘Kwasi Kwarteng’ racist?


The renowned Brexiteer has defended his decision to continue to perform his ‘black face’ caricature of a bumbling historian.   Despite using negative class-based stereo-types, Mr. Johnson insisted that his ‘Kwasi’ … Continue reading

May 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

Gavin Williamson asks if Ecuador still has a spare room?


Wanted for leaking state secrets from the National Security Council, the disgraced Defence Secretary is looking for somewhere to hide from press scrutiny, his own innate stupidity and the smug … Continue reading

May 8, 2019 · Leave a comment

ISIS leader makes rare appearance in Taylor Swift’s new video


Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, ‘Booby’ to his friends, has pleased fan-girls everywhere by dropping some ‘phat moves’ and AK assault rifles in the pop video ‘ME!’.  Famous for his sugary brand … Continue reading

May 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

By 2022 all party leaders will be related to Boris Johnson


Mathematicians have calculated that there is a 95% probability that the UK’s political landscape will become dominated by the cast of ‘The Midwich Cuckoos’. Two-thirds of all MPs will be … Continue reading

May 6, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Fortnite announces deletion of its least popular skin and pickaxe.


WINNER: Fortnite announces deletion of its least popular skin and pickaxe. (from DavidH)   RUNNERS UP Go go gadget mace! (from Adrian Bamforth) ‘Mr. Speaker are you sure I can’t … Continue reading

May 5, 2019 · 2 Comments

Prostate examination stigma ‘reduced’ through use of Flash mob.


The NHS in a bid to encourage patients to get routine check-ups, will be employing a host of entertainers; such as clowns to test your blood pressure, fortune-tellers to endorse immunization … Continue reading

May 2, 2019 · Leave a comment

‘Bird-nets’ secretly hiding hedge-hair


Netting said to be preventing birds from settling in trees, is in fact part of an elaborate scheme to grow replacement hair for those suffering from premature baldness. Miles of … Continue reading

May 1, 2019 · Leave a comment

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