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Scandal, as teachers award higher grades to brighter students


A recent study has revealed that unconscious bias may have led to teachers giving marks for correct answers or awarding high attendance scores, to those students who turn up.  One … Continue reading

May 26, 2021 · Leave a comment

Long working hours kills 745,000 people a year. Boris Johnson not at risk.


The World Health Organization (WHO) has released a study showing that close to a million people are working longer hours, just to keep the Prime Minister in new wallpaper.  Data … Continue reading

May 25, 2021 · Leave a comment

To even things up, MoD to export rocks to Palestine


The UK & US having sold billions of  pounds worth of military equipment to Israel, have decided the equitable thing to do is to send Gaza a super soaker, a … Continue reading

May 24, 2021 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: On the environment, Biden had dug himself into a hole. Literally.


On the environment, Biden had dug himself into a hole. Literally. (from Mary_S_Stevens)   Antman (from PaulaWilkes) Grass the size of a man? Maybe we’ve helped the environment too much? … Continue reading

May 23, 2021 · Leave a comment

Rayner told to shadow Gove but eerily Gove casts no shadow


Following her sacking/promotion/sacking, Angela Rayner has the new task of shadowing the Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster – which sounds like the task of 15th century detective.  In fact, … Continue reading

May 20, 2021 · Leave a comment

Glaswegian denies having tear in his eye rather than a knife in his pocket


Having reduced knife crime by more than half, the city of Glasgow reduced the UK population to tears, by rescuing two men from an immigration van. The image of a … Continue reading

May 19, 2021 · Leave a comment

Israel asks UK ‘Colonialism. Does it end well?’


After another night/year/decade of violence unfolds in the occupied territories, many Israeli citizens are concerned that their Victorian Empire cosplay may have gone too far. Instead of peace and harmony, … Continue reading

May 18, 2021 · Leave a comment

PM to allow his patented ‘special hug’


The Prime Minister has signaled a return to normal extramarital relations, allowing an easing of lockdown, instructing parents to no longer ‘lock up their daughters’. He would be personally hugging … Continue reading

May 17, 2021 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘They told me this election was a dog’s dinner, but I’m yet to see it’


‘They told me this election was a dog’s dinner, but I’m yet to see it’ (FancyDan99) Boris still refuses to get haircut (Huumble_Me) Dog decides licking own anus, preferable than … Continue reading

May 16, 2021 · Leave a comment

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