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Nightmares caused by farts you don’t let out


Scientists have discovered that repressed flatulence gives rise to your inner demons and can result in disturbing images; such as ghosts, monsters or Theresa May running in a field of … Continue reading

January 8, 2019 · Leave a comment

May bribes Knights of Ni to say ‘Yea’


The Prime Minister has offered New Year’s honours to Brexiteers in exchange for their support, with the understanding that they can have any shrubbery they want, provided it is not … Continue reading

January 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

New ‘drone detection’ system involves two paper cups and a piece of string


Security Minister Ben Wallace has insisted that Gatwick will suffer no further disruptions, thanks to a pair of opera glasses and the 1987 Puffin edition of ‘I spy drones’. Using … Continue reading

January 3, 2019 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet’s Comedy Man/Woman/HeShe of the Year 2018


As an annual award, Flibbertigibbet salutes the one individual who has provided the most comedic material for satirical news in the last year.  No doubt Donald Trump would expect to … Continue reading

January 1, 2019 · Leave a comment

Half a billion for one white kid sounds about right


A US District Court judge has insisted that North Korea pay damages for the arrest and torture of student who was inadvertently caught being white, rich and stupid. Otto Warmbier … Continue reading

December 31, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: If M&S did pigs in blankets…


WINNER: If M&S did pigs in blankets… (from ClareField2) RUNNERS UP If you think I am voting for Trump again go fuck yourself, he’s making a pigs ear out of … Continue reading

December 30, 2018 · Leave a comment

Queen’s speech includes 16 part critique of Harry Potter


In an unprecedented attack, Elizabeth II has used her seasonal address to label a magical Grammar school, as being ‘an inclusive fantasy’. In a mix of latin and jamaican patois, … Continue reading

December 27, 2018 · Leave a comment

Buy your new Flibbertigibbet Annual – ‘Seagulls on Smack’


Still looking for the perfect Xmas gift or draft-excluder?  Why not invest your pension in a 1,000 copies of the latest Flibbertigibbet New Annual? Once more, we’ve tried to combine … Continue reading

December 26, 2018 · Leave a comment

Elf on the Shelf f$cked your cat


What started as a cute Christmas tradition documenting the nocturnal shenanigans of a festive Imp, has now spiralled into debauchery, missing underwear and one decapitated garden gnome.  To make matters … Continue reading

December 25, 2018 · Leave a comment

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