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Fascism is not lactose intolerant

  As much of 60% of the electorate still think they can ward off Nigel Farage with a milkshake, a clove of garlic and a request for his tax returns. … Continue reading

May 22, 2019 · Leave a comment

Trust no one who cannot understand the ‘reply all’ function

Just as businesses around the UK are adjusting to the ramifications of GDPR, ‘Archie from accounts’ has just forwarded everyone the last two years’ worth of confidential invoices; along with … Continue reading

May 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

How did you miss the cut for the Sunday Times Rich List?

In a shocking oversight, you have failed yet again to make it on to the ‘Who’s Who of Greed’; this is despite a year of careful financial management including changing … Continue reading

May 20, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘What do you mean ‘He’s got the family ears’? This is a teddy bear.’

WINNER: ‘What do you mean ‘He’s got the family ears’? This is a teddy bear.’ (from Bryntin) RUNNERS UP “Danny Baker called the bear a what?!?’ (from Hoylander) ‘F$ck! I’ve … Continue reading

May 18, 2019 · 1 Comment

Change UK & Brexit Party to merge – ‘to get all the votes’

Leaders of the UK’s newest political/money-laundering parties, have agreed to unite a nation behind a motto of ‘one member, one policy’.  Analysis has shown that by combining all the Leave … Continue reading

May 16, 2019 · Leave a comment

Seventy-six pubs ‘shutting per month’ to avoid Nigel Farage

The ex-UKIP leader is threatening to campaign throughout the country, which by ‘country’, he means a photo opportunity with every purveyor of craft ale he can find. Sadly this has … Continue reading

May 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

Spoiler Alert! George RR Martin doesn’t know how GOT ends either

The American novelist has confessed that he is avoiding all online discussion of ‘Game of Thrones’, so he can also enjoy the surprise of how it all ends. Although having … Continue reading

May 14, 2019 · Leave a comment

Spurs & Liverpool both plan to be 4-0 down by half-time

Both Champion’s League finalists have revealed that their tactic for success will be to establish themselves as the biggest underdog since the Karate Kid took up MMA. Plans include playing … Continue reading

May 13, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Meine Schatz du bist in die scheisse strasse!’

WINNER: ‘Meine Schatz du bist in die scheisse strasse!’ (from Jimbo) RUNNERS UP “No no Theresa, I have no more blood to give you” (from David Thomas) ‘Kiss goodbye to … Continue reading

May 12, 2019 · 1 Comment

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