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Theresa May negotiates Brexit extension, with free Broadband


Using comparison website CompareTheMerkel.com, the British Prime Minister has secured a sixth month extension, 33% off pet-insurance and a trial week of Sky Cinema. By shopping around Europe, Mrs May … Continue reading

April 16, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Sing when you’re winning, you only sing when you’re winning’


WINNER: ‘Sing when you’re winning, you only sing when you’re winning’ (from Baldilocks6) RUNNERS UP Hard cheese for those who like soft cheese (From GuggleMrs) ‘Oooo a blue flag…hold on…where’s … Continue reading

April 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

Netanyahu annexes Moon


Having secured an historic fifth term in office, President Netanyahu reiterated his commitment to a Greater Israel by expanding into nearby territory, 230,000 miles away. Despite crashing into the lunar … Continue reading

April 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

MP: Solve knife crime by running away


Sir Christopher Robert Chope O.B.E. D.I.P.S.H.I.T., has told a Home Affairs Select committee that the number of knife attacks could be instantly halved if everyone was built like Chuck Norris … Continue reading

April 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

MySpace tragically fails to lose 12 years of U2 albums


Having lost a huge amount of online data, MySpace has admitted that they have completely failed to wipe out Bob the Builder’s ‘Can We Fix it?’ and Daniel Powter’s, ‘Bad … Continue reading

April 10, 2019 · Leave a comment

Johnson, Johnson and Beelzebub


Share price in the US pharmaceutical giant has plummeted with the news that their CEO is a twelve foot demon, with horns and pitchfork. Confirmation that Lucifer had been managing … Continue reading

April 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

Shock as anti-depressant use ONLY doubles


A heavily medicated public have discovered that dealing with life in the UK now requires a heady cocktail of opioids, instagram and M&S ‘gin in a can’. In the last … Continue reading

April 8, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Trump: ‘So… how’s the family?’


WINNER: Trump: “So… how’s the family?” (from Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP Waiting for Godknowswhat (from Al O’Pecia) Sadly Kim never saw the heart Donald made with his hand (from PokeNot6_) … Continue reading

April 6, 2019 · 1 Comment

Mueller concludes no Russian collusion, voters are ‘just dumb’


After two years of painstaking of investigation, Special Counsel has confirmed that no amount of electoral corruption can match the sheer scale of ‘stupid’ in the electorate.  Robert Mueller’s report … Continue reading

April 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

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