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Emmeline Pankhurst to star as Jess Phillips, in biopic of Jess Phillips

The BBC have announced that they a making a TV series about Britain’s most important female political figure; documenting her struggles to learn lacrosse at Grammar School and having a … Continue reading

July 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

Coal rebranded as ‘Liberty Nuggets’

Having renamed gas exports as ‘molecules of freedom’, the US energy department has taken the unusual step of calling carbon emissions ‘God’s breath’, global warming is described as ‘frost redemption’ … Continue reading

July 8, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘I’d swallow anything of yours Sir..’

WINNER: ‘I’d swallow anything of yours Sir..’ (From Bear. R Humphreys) RUNNERS UP ‘Don’t look at the wig, don’t look at the wig…’ (from LancetBoy) Donald Trump – the ultimate … Continue reading

July 7, 2019 · 1 Comment

Footage shows Brexit MEPs spin around and do jazz hands

  The controversy over MEPs turning their backs during the EU’s anthem, has be defused by a surprise quick turn, followed by Anne Widdecombe wearing a fez and an accompanying … Continue reading

July 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

Pompeo: Corbyn is Elvis

The US has admitted that Black Ops deployed to undermine the Labour leader may have backfired; making him more Prime Ministerial and less Geography Teacher-esque.  The larger the lie, the … Continue reading

July 3, 2019 · Leave a comment

Woman breaks and finally joins Amazon Prime

Tired of pop-ups asking you for your first-born child’s bank details?  Frustrated by checkouts leading you to additional products; such as headphones for your dog or glow-in-the-dark ice cube trays? … Continue reading

July 2, 2019 · Leave a comment

James O’Brien shocked that voting for Boris might get Boris elected

The LBC presenter and Centrist pin-up, has had his little mind blown by the idea if you sit on wet paint, you might get covered in paint.  That causality is … Continue reading

July 1, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘Haven’t lost an arm wrestle for years, your Majesty’

WINNER: ‘Haven’t lost an arm wrestle for years, your Majesty’ (from SteveHorowitz) RUNNERS UP ‘You fist pump me again Blobby and one will have one thrown in the fucking Tower!’ … Continue reading

June 29, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris is Connor MacLeod

The Tory frontrunner has proven himself impervious to all forms of scandal or physical harm; and who many suspect is an immortal Etonian, here to fight for ‘The Prize’ of … Continue reading

June 27, 2019 · Leave a comment

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