The Truth about Goats
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Welcome to the third compilation of Flibbertigibbet News. I’m glad to say I’m over the difficult second album and now embarking upon a drug-addled indulgence, which will inevitably end with me lying face down in a pile of my own vomit. Find out about the iCorbyn™, how I.S. haters gonna hate and why Greece has changed it’s billing address. Enjoy!
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“The album is called Clitoris. It’s ‘Explicit’. We figured if that wasn’t enough to get people interested… In this album one of us lets all of the mad thoughts which are trapped inside her head fall out in the form of a collection of songs about clitorii, saggy tits and Des Lynam. (The other one of us bravely goes along with this madness and makes them sound far more beautiful than they have any right to.) It’s… eclectic. And probably not one to play to your children. Or parents. Or anyone who’s sober, basically. Here it is:”