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Strawberry found in sewing kit


In what is being seen as a copycat crime and an attempt to improve the diet of seamstresses, an unknown Australian has started forcing fruit into darning kits.  While not … Continue reading

October 3, 2018 · Leave a comment

Tesla mega-battery will not fit TV remote control


In what is seen as ‘overly elaborate’ plan to stop electricity blackouts interrupting cricket coverage, Southern Australians have installed 100-megawatt batteries into every remote control and mini-fridge.  Also, weighing in … Continue reading

December 5, 2017 · Leave a comment

Depp in ironic custody battle for his dogs


Divorce documents have been filed by Johnny Depp and his actress wife Amber Heard, citing ‘irreconcilable dogs’ as the cause.  The couple are now facing a protracted three-way battle with … Continue reading

June 30, 2016 · Leave a comment

Interpreters to be replaced by Skippy the Bush Kangaroo


Following the debacle of the Mandela memorial being overshadowed by “fake” sign language, all future international events will be staffed by Australia’s ‘favourite joey’. Skippy will translate multiple dialects into … Continue reading

December 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Obama “humbled” by U.S. jails.”


Having recently visited Nelson Mandela’s Robben Island jail, President Obama was pleased to announce that the U.S. is still the world’s leader in incarcerating ethnic minorities. Having already trumped Stalinist … Continue reading

July 4, 2013 · 3 Comments

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