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Torture not on US New Year Resolution List


Despite years of promising to cut back on excessive water-boarding binges, the US is reluctant to add ‘torture’ to their list of ‘do nots’ for 2015. Like most people in … Continue reading

January 5, 2015 · 4 Comments

Drone strike hits Cameron as he claims to be a ‘friend’ of Afghanistan


The UK Prime Minister was forced to dig himself and the new Afghan President, Ashraf Ghani, out from under a pile rubble – left by the impact of a surgical … Continue reading

October 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

White House to erect a second fence to protect the Obama’s allotment


With anti-vegetable sentiment in the US reaching crisis point, the Secret Service has taken the unprecedented step of erecting a protective barrier between public and the First Lady’s ‘prize-winning turnip’. … Continue reading

October 10, 2014 · 7 Comments

UN Climate Meetings are now the greatest source of greenhouse gases


Environmental protesters have demanded urgent action to combat the ‘unheralded level of dissembling chatter’ emanating from New York’s climate summit. Hundreds of thousands of marchers in more than 2,000 locations … Continue reading

October 9, 2014 · 5 Comments

Piers Morgan beheaded by CNN


In a copycat killing designed to reassure their shareholders, the Cable News Network (CNN) has released a grainy YouTube video purporting to be the ritual slaying of the ‘beloved’ television … Continue reading

September 16, 2014 · Leave a comment

Israel sends ‘peacekeepers’ to Ferguson, Missouri


After decades of military support from the US, the Israeli Government has said it is now their turn to reciprocate; by bringing ‘…peace, prosperity and a lot of rocket fire’ … Continue reading

August 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

US to release Greatest Hits; from ‘Iraqi Nights’to ‘The ballad of George III’


Members of the music press were delighted to hear that President Barack Obama has agreed to a compilation of military successes from the US back catalogue. Many die hard fans … Continue reading

August 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

House Republicans to sue the poor


Having passed a resolution to sue President Barack Obama for constitutional over-reach, the US House of Representatives has decided to extend their frivolous litigation to include anyone ‘…who makes us … Continue reading

August 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

US to introduce border height restrictions


In order to combat the flood of unaccompanied children through its southern states, the US is planning to implement a scheme which bans anyone who still watches ‘Sesame street’, needs … Continue reading

August 6, 2014 · 4 Comments

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