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Republicans claim gay worker protection will only extend to ‘the hot ones’


Barack Obama has been criticised by right wing opponents that his recent gay rights legislation will infringe on free-markets; but they have been absolutely clear that this judgement in no … Continue reading

June 27, 2014 · Leave a comment

Men demand multiple-orgasms in exchange for equitable pay


As one of the key electoral issues of the Scottish independence debate emerges, men have said they are willing to concede ground on equal pay provided they are compensated from … Continue reading

May 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

World reacts with ‘surprising’ speed to Nigerian abduction – one month later


With the coiled energy of a tortoise on Prozac, the international community has sprung to the aid of the frantic families of over 200 missing Nigerian schoolgirls. As most crime-fighting … Continue reading

May 8, 2014 · Leave a comment

Interpreters to be replaced by Skippy the Bush Kangaroo


Following the debacle of the Mandela memorial being overshadowed by “fake” sign language, all future international events will be staffed by Australia’s ‘favourite joey’. Skippy will translate multiple dialects into … Continue reading

December 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Kathleen Sebelius apologises that Obamacare will ‘not cover’ military torture’


The White House has been further embarrassed this week by the admission that waterboarding, force-feeding and medicinal torment will not be part of the President’s plan for affordable healthcare. While … Continue reading

November 7, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘The Cosa Nostra to bail out the US’


The Treasury was pleased to announce that Paolo ‘Crazy Eye’ Calamari’ would be extending a ‘high-interest short-term loan’ to the US, with the President’s body to be ‘offered as collateral’. … Continue reading

October 15, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Brazil to clear browsing history’


President Dilma Rousseff has been forced to call off a state visit to Washington, delete her ‘special’ hard drive and adopt a ‘false moustache’ to evade a barrage of US … Continue reading

September 23, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Congress warned – all the ‘cool war names’ will be taken’


President Obama has cautioned that further delays on Syrian intervention will seriously restrict the Pentagon’s choice of ‘military monikers’. Unscrupulous ‘patent trolls’ have already reserved the names and web addresses … Continue reading

September 2, 2013 · 4 Comments

“Rodeo clowns fall foul of Voter ID Law”


Missouri is the first US state to ban voters from wearing Baggy Pants, Big Shoes or donning a masked likeness of President Obama. While North Carolina now insists upon photo … Continue reading

August 14, 2013 · 2 Comments

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