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Corbyn a bigger tax avoider than Google, claims BBC


The BBC has helpfully inferred that Jeremy Corbyn is the primary source of the UK’s tax avoidance.  The Labour leader is said to have caused the underfunding of the NHS, … Continue reading

March 23, 2017 · Leave a comment

Historical abuse to replace Tudors & Stuarts


The GCSE curriculum is to be revised once more, with historical content more representative of events that have shaped Britain, including – 70’s light entertainers, football coaches and Southern Rail.  … Continue reading

February 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

Laura Kuenssberg REALLY hates Corbyn


Friends have grown concerned that the BBC’s political editor is letting her loathing of ‘allotment owning socialists’ get the better of her. Such is her disdain for all things Corbyn, … Continue reading

February 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

Alf Garnett too late to stop Brexit


Frustratingly the BBC’s re-boot of ‘Till Death Us Do Part’ has missed its chance to spread a message of brotherly love to wavering Referendum voters.  Alf’s sage commentary on multi-culturalism … Continue reading

August 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

Nation thought Blackburn was already sacked


In what is described as ‘Yewtree deja vu’ radio fans were left confused over which 70’s entertainers were ‘still on the loose’.  In the same way you thought Corey Feldman … Continue reading

March 16, 2016 · Leave a comment

Robert Peston to pioneer casual Friday’s at ITV


The BBC’s economics editor is to leave his lucrative position as ‘man who pretends to know stuff after it has happened’ and to take-over the role of ITV’s dress-down expert. … Continue reading

October 26, 2015 · Leave a comment

Met Office to be replaced by giant Pine Cone


The BBC will no longer depend on the Met Office for its weather reports and will now use more reliable methods, such as ‘chicken entrails’. Instead of some expensive guff … Continue reading

September 30, 2015 · Leave a comment

Home-brewed morphine to replace Saturday Night TV


Scientist have at last discovered an alternative to watching ‘Ninja Warrior UK’, which will provide the same medicinal relief from our ‘mind-numbing existence’. Traditional home remedies for ennui have focused … Continue reading

June 1, 2015 · Leave a comment

Skirt length linked to DLT risk


While nutritionists ponder the direct link between skirt size and breast cancer risk; BBC executives have discovered that there is a direct correlation between hem line and the groping machinations … Continue reading

October 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

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