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May launches terrorist apprenticeships


Using illegal military strikes in Syria, Theresa May’s new ‘terrorist apprenticeship scheme’ has got off to a real bang!  With the modest investment of several hundred million pounds in bombs, … Continue reading

April 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

Boris pledges Syrians extra NHS funding


The Foreign Secretary made a series unsubstantiated promises to end the conflict in Syria – having already delivered so successfully on Brexit, homelessness in London and keeping his ‘Little Johnson’ … Continue reading

October 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

Hunt condemns Syrian hospital for ‘poor weekend service’‏


Criticising the Unions for refusing to work under bombardment, Jeremy Hunt has threatened to force contracts upon doctors that will see medical professionals dodging shrapnel 24/7.  The Health Secretary said … Continue reading

March 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

Syrian receives death threat from Hilary Benn‏


Tarek Ahmadi (34) has written to the Speaker of the House of Commons complaining about the 66 threatening votes he and his family had received from Labour MPs. In an … Continue reading

January 19, 2016 · Leave a comment

I.S. still in a ‘grump’ over lousy Christmas


Welcoming in the New Year with their customary bonhomie, the so-called Islamic State have broadcast a message to the world of goodwill and summary execution.  Many military analysts have concluded … Continue reading

January 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

Corbyn sullies the memory of Blair‏


Outrage gripped the nation as the proud legacy left by Britain’s greatest wartime leader was wilfully ignored by Imam, Jeremy Corbyn.  Lamentation was heard as the so-called Leader of the … Continue reading

December 10, 2015 · Leave a comment

French bombing solves EU migrant shortage‏


With just a mere 10,000 refugees arriving at the Hungarian border in the last 24 hours, many in the EU were starting to panic that we might run out of … Continue reading

October 15, 2015 · 2 Comments

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