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TV producers excited by new reality show ‘Survival Sex’

Continuing their long running franchise of ‘grim reality’, the Government is helping tens of thousands of people to live their dream, of appearing on TV with a MP’s hand up … Continue reading

November 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

Brexit proposal involves putting the UK in a Time Capsule

Boris Johnson has agreed that the best thing for Britain, will be for it to be hermetically sealed until this Brexit debacle is over – optimistically sometime in 3011.  The … Continue reading

October 31, 2019 · Leave a comment

Only relatives of Boris Johnson will be eligible to vote

Under tough new voter ID legislation, only those with 95% DNA in common with the Prime Minister will be able to vote – a specific DNA match which also includes … Continue reading

October 30, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris sends second letter with severed thumb

EU officials have said they have received a series of sinister letters from a central London location, each refers to a nation held hostage, for which the kidnapper would like … Continue reading

October 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

Brave PM left ‘shaken’ by inadvertently meeting member of the public

  Questions have been asked about the security measures surrounding Boris Johnsons, given that twice now the PM has been forced to talk to someone not from Eton. Shocking scenes … Continue reading

October 8, 2019 · Leave a comment

Supreme Court insists that Boris must be publicly birched

Much to the continuation of Number 10, the Supreme Court has ruled that the Prime Minister must now be dunked in water while tied to a stool, then strapped to … Continue reading

September 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

‘Boris Johnson ate my Jack Russell’

Alarming footage has emerged of puppies being delivered straight to No.10, to a Prime Minister whose ‘unnatural appetites’ Parliament can no longer control. This was coupled with photographs, an hour … Continue reading

September 10, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris asks Parliament to ‘suspend disbelief’

Boris Johnson will instruct the nation to suspend its critical faculties for the duration of his time as Prime Minister. He will formally ask the Queen to accept the surreal … Continue reading

September 5, 2019 · Leave a comment

Helen Mirren under fire for suspending Parliament.

The distinguished screen actress and part-time monarch, has had her home besieged by bewildered muggles, claiming that she should never have let Boris Johnson have his wicked way with the … Continue reading

September 2, 2019 · Leave a comment

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