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Flibbertigibbet’s Comedy Man/Woman/HeShe of the Year 2020


As an annual award, Flibbertigibbet salutes the one individual who has provided the most comedic material for satirical news in the last year.  This year we have had many epic … Continue reading

January 1, 2020 · 2 Comments

Boris captures notorious phone thief


  The Prime Minister bravely wrestled a stolen mobile phone from an ITV journalist, while at the same time texting Laura Kuenssberg his inside trouser measurement. Naturally the journalist made … Continue reading

December 12, 2019 · Leave a comment

BBC edit footage to show Boris walking on the moon


Having confessed to multiple occasions of re-editing the Prime Minister in a favourable light, the BBC has been accused of adding Boris to the ‘Abbey Road’ album cover, the cast … Continue reading

December 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

Trump arrives to take-over the NHS a week too soon


Due to a scheduling error and Donald Trump getting confused with his advent calendar, the President failed to launch the first striptease/carvery outlet of ‘McNHS’.  Mr. Trump had excitedly booked … Continue reading

December 5, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris wanting to unlock women’s ‘potential’ definitely not creepy


The Prime Minister set out a bold vision of him alone in the Cabinet room, with top female ‘talent’ and sound-proof walls.  He pledged to make 50% of future Tory … Continue reading

December 3, 2019 · Leave a comment

Government fails to build any houses due to missing Allen Key


The Conservative Party has broken its promise for 200 000 starter homes, due to a lack of low-hanging jeans, a strong brew and ‘not having a phillips-head screw driver’. In … Continue reading

November 27, 2019 · Leave a comment

Brexit proposal involves putting the UK in a Time Capsule


Boris Johnson has agreed that the best thing for Britain, will be for it to be hermetically sealed until this Brexit debacle is over – optimistically sometime in 3011.  The … Continue reading

October 31, 2019 · Leave a comment

Only relatives of Boris Johnson will be eligible to vote


Under tough new voter ID legislation, only those with 95% DNA in common with the Prime Minister will be able to vote – a specific DNA match which also includes … Continue reading

October 30, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris sends second letter with severed thumb


EU officials have said they have received a series of sinister letters from a central London location, each refers to a nation held hostage, for which the kidnapper would like … Continue reading

October 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

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