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Boris gets virus, Nadine Dorries’ husband gets suspicious


The Prime Minister has admitted to contracting the virus and although the virus is expected to make a full recovery, many female work colleagues are said to have got quite … Continue reading

April 2, 2020 · Leave a comment

UK volunteers to be placebo control group


While the rest of the world closes airports, schools and branches of Woolworths, Britain has decided to go it alone with the Coronavirus. Instead of avoidance, the UK has an … Continue reading

March 17, 2020 · Leave a comment

Boris to build high-speed rail bridge – for ‘faster deportation’


The Prime Minister has agreed to combine HS2, the Scots/Irish bridge and a bunch of flowers into a turbo-charged method for jettisoning British citizens. Not content with stripping the Windrush … Continue reading

March 4, 2020 · Leave a comment

Boris: ‘The only cure for coronavirus is a blue passport’


Brexiteers and medical officials agree that the colour of your passport will be the deciding factor in whether you contract 2019-nCoV virus or end up speaking French.  Moving from a … Continue reading

February 17, 2020 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet’s Comedy Man/Woman/HeShe of the Year 2020


As an annual award, Flibbertigibbet salutes the one individual who has provided the most comedic material for satirical news in the last year.  This year we have had many epic … Continue reading

January 1, 2020 · 2 Comments

Boris captures notorious phone thief


  The Prime Minister bravely wrestled a stolen mobile phone from an ITV journalist, while at the same time texting Laura Kuenssberg his inside trouser measurement. Naturally the journalist made … Continue reading

December 12, 2019 · Leave a comment

BBC edit footage to show Boris walking on the moon


Having confessed to multiple occasions of re-editing the Prime Minister in a favourable light, the BBC has been accused of adding Boris to the ‘Abbey Road’ album cover, the cast … Continue reading

December 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

Trump arrives to take-over the NHS a week too soon


Due to a scheduling error and Donald Trump getting confused with his advent calendar, the President failed to launch the first striptease/carvery outlet of ‘McNHS’.  Mr. Trump had excitedly booked … Continue reading

December 5, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris wanting to unlock women’s ‘potential’ definitely not creepy


The Prime Minister set out a bold vision of him alone in the Cabinet room, with top female ‘talent’ and sound-proof walls.  He pledged to make 50% of future Tory … Continue reading

December 3, 2019 · Leave a comment

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