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US swimmers claim Rio is a ‘wretched hive of scum and villainy’


The venue for the 2016 Olympics has replaced Mos Eisley Spaceport as the place you are most likely to get kidnapped and wake up a sex-slave in Jabba’s palace.  Even … Continue reading

August 22, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘We’ll always have the bikini wax’ – says a resolute Brazil


Last night the streets of Rio were lined with shell-shocked football fans, discarded yellow shirts and, as the year ended in 14, predictably rampant Germans. As a nation grieved and … Continue reading

July 9, 2014 · Leave a comment

Uruguay: ‘Suarez gives hope to anyone suffering from hypoglycemia’


In a bold statement, seen as response to the four month ban imposed by FIFA on the masticating-prone striker, the Uruguay Football Association have claimed that Luis Suarez’s biting incidents … Continue reading

June 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

Justin Bieber may be the ‘missing link’


The recent unearthing of an indigenous daubing outside a hotel in Queensland, has caused anthropologists to hypothesize that the pint-sized ‘musician’ is a long lost part of our evolutionary strand. … Continue reading

December 3, 2013 · Leave a comment

‘Brazil to clear browsing history’


President Dilma Rousseff has been forced to call off a state visit to Washington, delete her ‘special’ hard drive and adopt a ‘false moustache’ to evade a barrage of US … Continue reading

September 23, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Pope fails to give birth”


Tens of thousands of Brazilian pilgrims were left disappointed today, by the pontiff’s inability to produce a Royal Baby. Although Pope Francis promised to bring people to the “open arms … Continue reading

July 23, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Page 3 to feature topless Brazilians”


In a mark of solidarity with beleaguered football fans, the News International paper will be replacing their traditional topless models with hirsute football fans. Shirtless and standing soccer supporters are … Continue reading

July 17, 2013 · 2 Comments

“Brazilians protest Nadal ranking”


In Brazil, over a million people are reported to have joined demonstrations against the seeding of Rafael Nadal in this year’s Wimbledon. While many might consider the tennis tournament to … Continue reading

June 24, 2013 · 2 Comments

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