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British car industry to be run by Mad Max

Years after the collapse of civilization and several hours after Brexit, a lone road-warrior is to be given the task of rebuilding the UK’s auto industry and fighting off marauding … Continue reading

September 19, 2019 · Leave a comment

Half as many plastic bags available for Brexit clean-up

Sadly sales of plastic bags in the UK have halved; which may be good news for turtles looking to lose weight but is bad news for those of us who … Continue reading

September 17, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Johnson waits with friend for New Deal to turn up.

WINNER: Johnson waits with friend for New Deal to turn up. (From Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP PM Johnson is at at the very end of some very big, thick, red … Continue reading

September 14, 2019 · 3 Comments

Tories withdraw whip from Duke of Wellington

Having taken the extraordinary steps to expel Winston Churchill’s grandson from the parliamentary party, Boris Johnson insisted he would clear out other Tory grandees; such Jeremy Clarkson, Leopold II of … Continue reading

September 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: When suncream isn’t enough…

WINNER: When suncream isn’t enough… (from wakeyrule) RUNNERS UP What a hill to die on (from SteveHorowitz) Proclaimers finally reach the end (from Hot67Flint) Scotland declares independence from Mars (from … Continue reading

September 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘…and then I said ‘Well, if you say it’s this long Mr Johnson, that’ll be another thing nobody will believe’

WINNER: ‘…and then I said ‘Well, if you say it’s this long Mr Johnson, that’ll be another thing nobody will believe’ (from Bryntin)   RUNNERS UP ‘I hold in my … Continue reading

August 31, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Rainforest becomes sentient and fights back

WINNER: Rainforest becomes sentient and fights back (from EcoAndy_Runny) RUNNERS UP ‘This is what happens if you don’t eat your brussel sprouts’ (from LololaPots) Man drinks cocktail and has alarming … Continue reading

August 25, 2019 · Leave a comment

Jo Swinson demands ‘more comfortable’ diamond shoes

Having spent three years insisting on a referendum and no Hard Brexit, now that she has been offered them, the Lib Dem leader has decided that this gift-wrapped present needs … Continue reading

August 20, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘So… how’s Diana?’

WINNER: ‘So… how’s Diana?'(from Adrian Bamforth) RUNNER UP Oh yes, you’re the one Stewart Lee calls Boris Piccaninny Watermelon Letterbox Cake Bumboys Vampires Haircut Inconclusive-Cocaine-Event Wall-Spaffer Spunk-Burster Fuck-Business Fuck-The-Families Get-Off-My-Fucking-Laptop … Continue reading

August 18, 2019 · 3 Comments

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