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May boasts: ‘Trump told me to sh$g my own daughter’


In a series of elaborate dares, President Trump has not only insisted that the Prime Minister sues the EU, but that she also does a strip-tease for whole twenty seconds … Continue reading

July 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

Couple in critical condition after being exposed to ‘pure brexit’


A man and woman found unconscious in Wiltshire may have come into contact with, what chemists are describing as a compound made from ‘Voldemort’s nose, Freddy Krueger’s finger nails and … Continue reading

July 17, 2018 · Leave a comment

Search begins for superstitious reason why England lost


While some might legitimately blame tactics or team selection for under-performance, most will attribute losing to Croatia by not wearing their lucky underwear, with a rabbit’s foot stuffed inside them. … Continue reading

July 16, 2018 · Leave a comment

Johnson resignation triggers World Cup victory celebrations


To the chants of ‘He’s going home! Doofball’s going home’, football fans were united in their glee that Boris Johnson will be exiting at the Semi-Final stage.  Although England are … Continue reading

July 11, 2018 · Leave a comment

1 in 5 UK mammals at risk from Hard Brexit


The Mammal Society and Natural England study has revealed as many as 12 species may be facing a Hard Brexit – or ‘extinction’ as its technically known. It is likely … Continue reading

June 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

Tesco removes Brexit’s ‘best before’ date


Under pressure from the Government, Tesco’s have agreed to extend the length of time that Brexit negotiations can be left on the shelf.  While the best before date for leaving … Continue reading

June 7, 2018 · Leave a comment

DUP ban Brexiteer’s ‘right to choose’


Despite Eire voting overwhelming for a woman’s right to control over her own body, Theresa May has discovered that she no longer has control over her own mind – or … Continue reading

June 4, 2018 · Leave a comment

Boris tricks prankster into thinking he’s Foreign Secretary


A hoax-caller was tricked into believing that Boris Johnson is real person and not a skit involving Sacha Baron Cohen.  The fake Foreign Secretary was able to maintain his ruse … Continue reading

May 28, 2018 · Leave a comment

Man convinced he can mend anything with gaffer tape


Despite never having had any formal medical training, Paul Nowakowski (36) is fairly sure that an amputated thumb can be reattached with a combination of gaffer tape and wood glue. … Continue reading

May 24, 2018 · 2 Comments

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