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DUP demands ‘dado rail’ rather than soft border


The EU negotiations have been thrown into turmoil by the Democratic Unionist Party insisting on the same coving and ‘wall accoutrements’ as other UK properties.  Theresa May had hoped to … Continue reading

December 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

Surgeons remove Young Person’s Railcard from Chancellor


Philip Hammond’s attempt to woo young voters and train-spotters with his Budget, has resulted in several hours of intrusive rectal surgery.  NHS doctors assured the Chancellor that having a railcard … Continue reading

November 27, 2017 · Leave a comment

Brexit included in Black Friday offer


Much to the surprise of shoppers, the UK has reduced its worth by 70% – to the price of a discount Belgium or a top-end electric toothbrush. This Friday, trade … Continue reading

November 23, 2017 · Leave a comment

£1 coin notices the locks have changed


To the outsider, it has been obvious for some time that the relationship between the old £1 and the Bank of England has been fragile; with the Bank often out … Continue reading

October 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

Scotland to pay for Scots to stay


Having agreed to help fund an EU settlers’ fee, the Scottish Government is looking for ways to stop their own citizens from tunnelling under Hadrian’s Wall in an attempt to … Continue reading

October 12, 2017 · Leave a comment

Catalonia demands £350m for NHS


Amid violent protests, Catalans have appealed for their independence from an evil, centralized European bureaucracy and an end to straight bananas.  Holding banners depicting Nigel Farage in a Barcelona strip, … Continue reading

October 4, 2017 · Leave a comment

Boris sets out his vision for Brexit…in crayon


Using his finest penmanship and favourite felt-tips, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (aged 53½) has explained how to spell ‘dog’, why his favourite colour is blue and how babies are … Continue reading

October 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

Gove to reintroduce pirates


In order to protect the UK’s fisheries post-Brexit, the Environment Secretary has issued Letters of the Marque to any Salty Jack or Rancid Boris.  The Channel will now be awash … Continue reading

July 6, 2017 · 2 Comments

Davis tells EU: ‘Hang on a minute, lads. I’ve got a great idea’


Despite assurances of a straight forward ‘smash and grab’, the UK’s Brexit team have found themselves teetering over the edge of political precipice, watching as EU assets slip towards the … Continue reading

June 29, 2017 · Leave a comment

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