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Caption Competition: ‘And I am pleased to announce that Jacob Rees-Mogg has been transported back to the 18th Century’


WINNER: ‘And I am pleased to announce that Jacob Rees-Mogg has been transported back to the 18th Century‘ (from Titus) RUNNERS UP Calls for a People’s Vote on 1922 result … Continue reading

January 20, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Fans say the cast of Mummy Mia 2 are too old


WINNER: Fans say the cast of Mummy Mia 2 are too old (from BotTheDot) RUNNERS UP ‘Mr Trump? Wake up – it’s time to go to work’ (From Nicktoon5) Brexit … Continue reading

January 13, 2019 · Leave a comment

Gabon foils military coup by having a ‘People’s Vote’


The Gabonese Government has managed to avoid open rebellion by having offering a second Brexit referendum.  This follows five soldiers taking control of the national radio station; demanding an end … Continue reading

January 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

Nightmares caused by farts you don’t let out


Scientists have discovered that repressed flatulence gives rise to your inner demons and can result in disturbing images; such as ghosts, monsters or Theresa May running in a field of … Continue reading

January 8, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: If M&S did pigs in blankets…


WINNER: If M&S did pigs in blankets… (from ClareField2) RUNNERS UP If you think I am voting for Trump again go fuck yourself, he’s making a pigs ear out of … Continue reading

December 30, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Who thinks Theresa May should be on the naughty list?’


WINNER: ‘Who thinks Theresa May should be on the naughty list?’ (JamieJam) RUNNERS UP ‘Put your hands in the air, if you’d like to f$ck an elf’ (from Daisyoutside2) ‘Hands … Continue reading

December 22, 2018 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Ironically, while the turkey welcomed being pardoned, Melania secretly prayed for death


WINNER: Ironically, while the turkey welcomed being pardoned, Melania secretly prayed for death (from KatNitKit)   RUNNERS UP ‘It’s not Turkey I worry about, its Grease!’ (from Inchcock) ‘Using the power … Continue reading

December 16, 2018 · 1 Comment

Brexiteers unlikely to give a rat’s arse about the European Court of Justice


Remainers may be dancing in the streets and decorating their homes with EU-approved bunting; yet the news that the UK can unilaterally cancel Brexit, has been greeted by a universal … Continue reading

December 12, 2018 · Leave a comment

Brexit: If Trump says its bad maybe it’s good?


Just when the British people were uniting behind the idea that Theresa May’s Brexit is deeply flawed, the President has muddied the waters by agreeing with everyone.  So now, the … Continue reading

December 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

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