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Sturgeon taken off sustainable list


Alongside North Sea haddock, opinions put forward by Nicola Sturgeon are no longer feasible and any promise sounds distinctly ‘fishy’.  Mrs. Sturgeon has been serving up ‘deep-fried codswallop’ for many … Continue reading

April 5, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘Oh good, another referendum’ says UK


Nicola Sturgeon is to seek second opportunity to waste money and breath, by debating something we were told two years ago was a ‘once in a lifetime’ decision. Speaking in … Continue reading

April 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

May triggers Article 51 by accident


With a trigger finger as itchy as Lee Harvey Oswald covered in ants, Theresa May has inadvertently signed the wrong sub-clause of the EU convention.  Article 51, as complicated as … Continue reading

March 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘Stubborn stain’ just principled


A particularly tenacious furniture stain has refused to change in the face of irrefutable scientific evidence – sticking to the belief that prisons work, global warming is a myth and … Continue reading

March 16, 2017 · Leave a comment

Trump adopts Gove


Reporting in the Sunday Times, Michael Gove was pleased to announce that he had found his natural father – the 45th President of the United States, the fifth Horseman of … Continue reading

February 8, 2017 · Leave a comment

UK appoints ambassador to Freedonia


Tired of Brexit discussions, Theresa May has decided to focus her fictitious EU negotiations on fictitious EU countries.  Despite the previous incumbent being insulted by Rufus T. Firefly, the new … Continue reading

January 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

Zuzu’s petals found on EBay


With Christmas barely started, unwanted gifts have already flooded EBay; including EU membership, £1000 leather trousers and a Southern Rail franchise.  Worse still, Zuzu Bailey has discovered her father has … Continue reading

January 9, 2017 · Leave a comment

Brexit challenged after fifth Xmas whiskey


While the Supreme Court mulls over legal ephemera, the real Brexit debate is to be re-visited by drunken relatives throughout the festive period.  Emboldened by copious lashings of egg-nog, the … Continue reading

December 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

Kate Bush endorsed Rolf, now Theresa


Twitter is aflame with righteous indignation, as pop’s own Earth Mother has described Theresa May as ‘wonderful’ and at least on par with Stephen Fry’s atonal nonsense on ‘50 Words … Continue reading

December 14, 2016 · Leave a comment

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