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Caption Competition: ‘Look! We’ve formed a Firing Squad!!!’


Winner: ‘Look! We’ve formed a Firing Squad!!!’ (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP  “We’re independent!.. from something.” (from David H) If we are the ‘answer’, is the question what does ‘meh’ … Continue reading

March 23, 2019 · 4 Comments

By 29th March everyone in the UK will be a constitutional expert


As a result of wall to wall ‘Brexshit’ coverage, your average voter now has a better grasp of parliamentary procedures than William Pitt the Younger. In fact, most people can … Continue reading

March 19, 2019 · Leave a comment

April Fools’ Day to coincide with Brexit


The Prime Minister has taken the unusual step of tying any meaningful Brexit decision to April 1st, to maximise levels of ridicule and mirth.  Explained a spokeswoman for No. 10: … Continue reading

March 18, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: RSPCA ban 80’s dance craze ‘Hoovering the dog’


WINNER: RSPCA ban 80’s dance craze ‘Hoovering the dog’ (from IanWelling_2) RUNNERS UP “Stop doing that, Boris! You’re letting all the air out.” (from David H) “The things I have … Continue reading

March 17, 2019 · 2 Comments

Sajid Javid to strip UK brides of EU citizenship


Taking a tough stance against extremist Remoaners, the Home Secretary has said he will be removing EU rights from anyone who holidays in Ibiza, wears a black turtleneck or has … Continue reading

March 13, 2019 · Leave a comment

Momo video was just Chris Grayling explaining Brexit


Parents have been warned that impressionable children may be watching a Conservative minister ‘with bulging eyes and huge beak-like mouth’.  Alarmist details of the lack of Brexit planning, can lead … Continue reading

March 11, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Literally a selfie stick


WINNER: Literally a selfie stick (from MillyTotz88) RUNNERS UP They’ll try anything to get folks to talk about Brexit! (from Inchcock) Harvey Weinstein only allowed to touch images of stars, … Continue reading

March 10, 2019 · 1 Comment

Jussie Smollett may have lied about Brexit


Chicago Police say that the US actor orchestrated a hoax involving a big red bus and unicorn from Nigeria. Worse still, is that Mr. Smollett faked support for Theresa May’s … Continue reading

March 6, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Ryanair stewardess demonstrates their new improved lifejacket.


WINNER: Ryanair stewardess demonstrates their new improved lifejacket. (Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP Chris Grayling’s second attempt at a ferry service (From YouthBitz) See what can do to you? Best stick … Continue reading

March 4, 2019 · 2 Comments

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