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Caption Competition: ‘I have to go now, my hydraulic fluids are leaking and I don’t last long away from the mains.’


WINNER: ‘I have to go now, my hydraulic fluids are leaking and I don’t last long away from the mains.’ (bryntin) Before anyone could react, Theresa shouted ‘this is the … Continue reading

June 1, 2019 · 1 Comment

Bollocks to a solution


The EU elections saw 35% of the vote go Ultra Remain, 35% to Hard Brexiteers and the remaining 30% to those contemplating suicide. The UK electorate sent an unequivocal message … Continue reading

May 28, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Ridiculous looking hare, seen here with the Easter Bunny.


WINNER: Ridiculous looking hare, seen here with the Easter Bunny. (Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP They got their Heils back to front. Tsk! (from Inchcock) Reduce, Reuse and Recycle (Shag, Marry, … Continue reading

May 26, 2019 · 4 Comments

Caption Competition: ‘What do you mean ‘He’s got the family ears’? This is a teddy bear.’


WINNER: ‘What do you mean ‘He’s got the family ears’? This is a teddy bear.’ (from Bryntin) RUNNERS UP “Danny Baker called the bear a what?!?’ (from Hoylander) ‘F$ck! I’ve … Continue reading

May 18, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: ‘Meine Schatz du bist in die scheisse strasse!’


WINNER: ‘Meine Schatz du bist in die scheisse strasse!’ (from Jimbo) RUNNERS UP “No no Theresa, I have no more blood to give you” (from David Thomas) ‘Kiss goodbye to … Continue reading

May 12, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Fortnite announces deletion of its least popular skin and pickaxe.


WINNER: Fortnite announces deletion of its least popular skin and pickaxe. (from DavidH)   RUNNERS UP Go go gadget mace! (from Adrian Bamforth) ‘Mr. Speaker are you sure I can’t … Continue reading

May 5, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: Chris Pratt launches “Snotify”


WINNER: Chris Pratt launches “Snotify”. (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP The idea is to slurp it all in before it hits the floor. Best results, as usual, can be seen … Continue reading

April 28, 2019 · 2 Comments

Caption Competition: The not so ‘Hard’ Border


WINNER: The not so ‘Hard’ Border (From Zatsmee) RUNNERS UP  Eire reacts to Brexit (from Goy7AA) Leprechauns their powers to conjure invisible stool (from MikeStern1976) Both of them could see … Continue reading

April 20, 2019 · Leave a comment

Theresa May negotiates Brexit extension, with free Broadband


Using comparison website CompareTheMerkel.com, the British Prime Minister has secured a sixth month extension, 33% off pet-insurance and a trial week of Sky Cinema. By shopping around Europe, Mrs May … Continue reading

April 16, 2019 · Leave a comment

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