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Caption Competition: “Take that, Slaphead”


WINNER: “Take that, Slaphead” (@MoreUtterPiffle) RUNNER UP ‘Hands up if you want Independence’ (from SophieBriggs3) Kids unimpressed by mime of Scottish drunk leaning against wall (from DandyWott) ‘Alex Salmond told … Continue reading

May 29, 2021 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: On the environment, Biden had dug himself into a hole. Literally.


On the environment, Biden had dug himself into a hole. Literally. (from Mary_S_Stevens)   Antman (from PaulaWilkes) Grass the size of a man? Maybe we’ve helped the environment too much? … Continue reading

May 23, 2021 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘They told me this election was a dog’s dinner, but I’m yet to see it’


‘They told me this election was a dog’s dinner, but I’m yet to see it’ (FancyDan99) Boris still refuses to get haircut (Huumble_Me) Dog decides licking own anus, preferable than … Continue reading

May 16, 2021 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Raise you hand if you want to hear another song’


WINNER:  ‘Raise you hand if you want to hear another song’ (TrojanRoy) RUNNERS UP During Lockdown, Coldplay were happy to take any gig they could (88Frenchkiss) NHS cutbacks force band … Continue reading

May 1, 2021 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Is this what Boris meant by Bunny Hugger?


WINNER: Is this what Boris meant by Bunny Hugger? (SashaBretts3) RUNNERS UP Joe wondered if his medication was too high? (From Horten_who?) The spirit of Trump remained (from JennyHarris) When … Continue reading

April 24, 2021 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Gary did not follow the instructions on his Covid test


Winner: Gary did not follow the instructions on his Covid test (Matel12)   RUNNERS UP ‘Duck!’ (from phantomegg) Prince Philip’s funeral had been going according to plan up until now … Continue reading

April 17, 2021 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Where Are They Now?: That boy who always arrived at school on his bike with a massive skid.


WINNER: Where Are They Now?: That boy who always arrived at school on his bike with a massive skid. (from Scribblans) RUNNERS UP HMS Brexit Metaphor takes sails (from LucyPalmer) … Continue reading

April 10, 2021 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Covid Easter Hunt


WINNER: Covid Easter Hunt (from Scramble bot) RUNNERS UP Top bit done to cover the PMs baldy bits…folks now going in to sort the lower bits … (from frescos4U) US … Continue reading

April 3, 2021 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Norman Stanley Fletcher….’


WINNER: ‘Norman Stanley Fletcher….’ (from BrainBox65) RUNNERS UP Who was that masked villain? (from Jean Paul Crome) Short on height, shorter on sentence (from Kink888) Dave instantly regretted saluting and … Continue reading

March 27, 2021 · Leave a comment

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