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Pope: Keeping a nun as a sex slave is no longer cool


It may have taken 2000 years to reach the conclusion, but the Catholic Church is now ‘definitely…almost certainly’ against abuse or at the very least is unhappy when it gets … Continue reading

April 24, 2019 · Leave a comment

Historical abuse to replace Tudors & Stuarts


The GCSE curriculum is to be revised once more, with historical content more representative of events that have shaped Britain, including – 70’s light entertainers, football coaches and Southern Rail.  … Continue reading

February 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘Gove to privatize ‘children’s tears”


The Secretary for State has proposed, with the certainty one would only associate with a lemming, to expose the young and vulnerable to the caring ministrations of venture capitalists. Private … Continue reading

November 15, 2013 · Leave a comment

Bishop’s apology plagiarized


The Bishop of Aberdeen has been plunged in further controversy following his admission that the Catholic Church was guilty of child abuse. Unbeknownst to the gathered press, Hugh Gilbert’s statement … Continue reading

August 6, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Pope fails to give birth”


Tens of thousands of Brazilian pilgrims were left disappointed today, by the pontiff’s inability to produce a Royal Baby. Although Pope Francis promised to bring people to the “open arms … Continue reading

July 23, 2013 · Leave a comment

Mexican Death Saint appears in new Bowie video


Controversy surrounds David Bowie’s latest release from his long awaited album “The Next Day”. The singer/songwriter appears to have been replaced with the female, skeletal figure of Santa Muerte. Fans … Continue reading

May 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

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