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Chilcot: ‘Blair is a lying bastard, I’m not sure I can be any clearer?’


A year after the ‘Who put Pinocchio in charge?’ report was published, Sir John Chilcot has felt the need to clarify his position on everyone’s favourite ‘lying sack of sh$t’.  … Continue reading

July 12, 2017 · 2 Comments

Blair threatens to save us


Britain’s favourite war criminal is contemplating a return to ‘frontline politics’, which is ironic given his propensity for sending other’s people’s children off to be killed on ‘actual’ frontlines.  In … Continue reading

October 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

May yet to pick a country to destroy


Following in a long line of militarily and diplomatically inept Prime Ministers, Theresa May now has the difficult decision as to which nation to send back to the Middle Ages; … Continue reading

October 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Chilcot to publish Southern Rail timetable


The long awaited revised timetable is set to be published this week, with a damning verdict on the ‘war criminals’ responsible for scheduling trains on the London to Brighton line.  … Continue reading

July 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tony Blair’s apology in FULL


                                                        Yours truly … Continue reading

July 7, 2016 · Leave a comment

Private Sector child abuse ‘so much cheaper’


Reflecting on their proven track-record of outsourcing ‘things that matter’, the Conservative government have hailed Medway Secure Training Centre as a ‘beacon of maltreatment’, providing round-the-clock neglect ‘at affordable prices’. … Continue reading

February 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

Neolithic Chilcot Report discovered


Nearly 100,000 pages of monolithic prose have been found buried near Stonehenge, making it the largest monument to landfill in Britain.  This mysterious ruin was concealed under several hundred tonnes … Continue reading

October 6, 2015 · Leave a comment

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