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Chinese brutal crackdown of HK citizens, accuses US/UK – with no sense of irony


Upsetting images of Hong Kong nationals being pepper-sprayed and led away by police, have been in marked contrast to the UK and US doing the same thing to citizens of … Continue reading

July 8, 2020 · Leave a comment

Boris: ‘The only cure for coronavirus is a blue passport’


Brexiteers and medical officials agree that the colour of your passport will be the deciding factor in whether you contract 2019-nCoV virus or end up speaking French.  Moving from a … Continue reading

February 17, 2020 · Leave a comment

Tesco time-travelling advert goes back to Victorian sweatshop


When not selling goods manufactured in Chinese prison camps, Tesco have recreated the magic of a 19th century workhouse. Telling the story of Joel, an exploitive card manufacturer, the advert … Continue reading

December 31, 2019 · Leave a comment

China Moon Mission: Pink Floyd album an elaborate scam


Having landed on the dark side of the moon, Chinese scientists have confirmed a complete lack of quadraphonic music and ‘almost no evidence’ of 1970’s prog-rock.   Instead, the Chang’e-4 probe … Continue reading

January 14, 2019 · Leave a comment

Trump sacked from call centre


What should have been a straight-forward interim telemarketing job, has turned into a diplomatic nightmare; with accusations that Donald Trump had been cold-calling nations, with promises of cheaper car insurance.  … Continue reading

December 6, 2016 · Leave a comment

Chinese bridge made from iPhone glass


Beijing officials have been left red-faced by the discovery that their 430m-long bridge, costing $3.4m, was constructed without a screen protector. Having used iPhone glass technology, the Zhangjiajie bridge is … Continue reading

September 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

Queen overheard using the ‘C-word’


To the embarrassment of the Foreign Office, Her Majesty was caught on camera confirming the existence of China, a fact that had previously been supressed for much of the 20th … Continue reading

May 16, 2016 · Leave a comment

Chinese economy to become largest online betting site


Betfair, Paddy Power and ‘all our pension funds’ are set to merge into the world’s most irresponsible gambling company – China™. Punters will be able to speculate 24/7 on fickle … Continue reading

September 9, 2015 · Leave a comment

China and South Korea agree to have North Korea ‘sectioned’


The key topic for discussion over the next two days in Seoul is how to send an entire nation to the ‘booby hatch’. According to Beijing, under the Mental Health … Continue reading

July 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

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