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China Moon Mission: Pink Floyd album an elaborate scam


Having landed on the dark side of the moon, Chinese scientists have confirmed a complete lack of quadraphonic music and ‘almost no evidence’ of 1970’s prog-rock.   Instead, the Chang’e-4 probe … Continue reading

January 14, 2019 · Leave a comment

Trump sacked from call centre


What should have been a straight-forward interim telemarketing job, has turned into a diplomatic nightmare; with accusations that Donald Trump had been cold-calling nations, with promises of cheaper car insurance.  … Continue reading

December 6, 2016 · Leave a comment

Chinese bridge made from iPhone glass


Beijing officials have been left red-faced by the discovery that their 430m-long bridge, costing $3.4m, was constructed without a screen protector. Having used iPhone glass technology, the Zhangjiajie bridge is … Continue reading

September 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

Queen overheard using the ‘C-word’


To the embarrassment of the Foreign Office, Her Majesty was caught on camera confirming the existence of China, a fact that had previously been supressed for much of the 20th … Continue reading

May 16, 2016 · Leave a comment

Chinese economy to become largest online betting site


Betfair, Paddy Power and ‘all our pension funds’ are set to merge into the world’s most irresponsible gambling company – China™. Punters will be able to speculate 24/7 on fickle … Continue reading

September 9, 2015 · Leave a comment

China and South Korea agree to have North Korea ‘sectioned’


The key topic for discussion over the next two days in Seoul is how to send an entire nation to the ‘booby hatch’. According to Beijing, under the Mental Health … Continue reading

July 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

Japan to revert from hunting whales to hunting humans


In a move that has been welcomed by water-based mammals but less so by land-based Chinese, Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has confirmed that Japan will move its focus from the … Continue reading

April 4, 2014 · Leave a comment

Chinese to introduce one Yak policy


While Beijing plans to ease their one-child policy, there is a growing sense that something needs to be done about decades of ‘yak stockpiling’. Under the proposal, Chinese homes will … Continue reading

January 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

US begs to be included in China’s air zone


Joe Biden has made an impassioned plea for Beijing to stop narrowly defining their sphere of influence as ‘just East Asia’. Speaking to journalists the Vice-President made it clear that … Continue reading

December 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

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