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Readers of Flib are asked to submit their caption for this week’s image via the reply button or a direct message to @Wrenfoe on twitter. The closing date for the … Continue reading

April 29, 2017 · 1 Comment

Boris avoids Moscow. Moscow dodges bullet.


Diplomats from Russia and Britain breathed a collective sigh of relief as Boris Johnson flatly refused to visit Moscow, saying that he was perfectly ‘capable’ of insulting them from 2000 … Continue reading

April 27, 2017 · Leave a comment

Tories propose four new ‘tax holidays’ for bankers


Countering Jeremy Corbyn’s proposal for more public holidays, the Conservative Party plans to offer additional dates for tax avoidance, sub-prime lending and general ‘financial d$ckishness’.  The four new days will … Continue reading

April 26, 2017 · Leave a comment

Birthday boy just happy to ‘hit stuff’


Parents, Jacob and Zara, were disappointed to discover that their three-year old son was more elated with a cardboard box rather than the artisan gifts it contained – ignoring his … Continue reading

April 24, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: UK goes a full day without coal


Winner: UK goes a full day without coal (from SweetyPie000) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 22 April 2017 RUNNERS UP ‘On the lighter side…’ (from Inchcock) Despite … Continue reading

April 22, 2017 · 1 Comment

Sadly Tennis ‘still a thing’


Through the inept competence of Johanna Konta, British sports fans have been forced to acknowledge her victory at the Miami Open and, by implication, the existence of that medieval torture … Continue reading

April 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

Own brand cola ‘not sh$t enough’


With the discovery of ‘human waste’ in Coca Cola cans, supermarkets will be hard-pressed to come up with a cheap alternative that matches the aroma and viscosity of ‘liquid poo’.  … Continue reading

April 19, 2017 · Leave a comment

Mother of All Bombs ‘disappointed’ in I.S.


With the withering wrath that only a mother knows, a bomb was dropped on an Afghan tunnel complex, with the attached message ‘You never phone me’.  Unleashing the full fury … Continue reading

April 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

Islamic State claim to have written ‘Pet Sounds’


Not content with taking the acclaim for every random atrocity, IS have made the bold assertion that they also wrote the Maltese Falcon, founded Cubism and directed Citizen Kane.  Recently, … Continue reading

April 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

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