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Boys trapped in Thai cave says it’s still ‘better’ than Centre Parcs


Despite facing months of uncertainty trapped inside the Tham Luang cave complex, the twelve boys admit that it was preferable to enforced bike riders and jollity with their parents.  The … Continue reading

July 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

May boasts: ‘Trump told me to sh$g my own daughter’


In a series of elaborate dares, President Trump has not only insisted that the Prime Minister sues the EU, but that she also does a strip-tease for whole twenty seconds … Continue reading

July 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

Couple in critical condition after being exposed to ‘pure brexit’


A man and woman found unconscious in Wiltshire may have come into contact with, what chemists are describing as a compound made from ‘Voldemort’s nose, Freddy Krueger’s finger nails and … Continue reading

July 17, 2018 · Leave a comment

Search begins for superstitious reason why England lost


While some might legitimately blame tactics or team selection for under-performance, most will attribute losing to Croatia by not wearing their lucky underwear, with a rabbit’s foot stuffed inside them. … Continue reading

July 16, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Many doubted that Elon Musk’s new invention would saved the trapped Thai boys


WINNER: Many doubted that Elon Musk’s new invention would saved the trapped Thai boys (from SaladDayz) RUNNERS UP He steams into the lead… (from Inchcock) Richard Branson reports the new … Continue reading

July 15, 2018 · 2 Comments

Nation hides behind pillow


The UK’s stiff upper lip is currently hidden behind 3 inches of cushion as we cower in terror and expectation over the World Cup.  Never has a nation been so … Continue reading

July 11, 2018 · Leave a comment

London trials ‘Gay Shame’ march


In an interesting addition to the ‘Pride’ season, London is planning to stage a series of events for anti-trans protesters, culminating with the concept of irony being bludgeoned to death … Continue reading

July 10, 2018 · Leave a comment

Hoses to blame for Grenfell. Flammable material exonerated


In a surprise twist, the inquiry into the Grenfell fire has discovered that firefighters caused the tragedy, not the cladding made from cardboard and kerosene.   By naively using water to … Continue reading

July 9, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Trump finally removes his finger from a rather shocked Kim’s anus.


WINNER: Trump finally removes his finger from a rather shocked Kim’s anus. (from ZZRMark) RUNNERS UP ‘Mr President! Mr President! How many times did you swallow?‘ (from Snagbust) ‘How many years … Continue reading

July 8, 2018 · Leave a comment

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