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British car industry to be run by Mad Max


Years after the collapse of civilization and several hours after Brexit, a lone road-warrior is to be given the task of rebuilding the UK’s auto industry and fighting off marauding … Continue reading

September 19, 2019 · Leave a comment

Boris to extend ‘Stop & Search’ to include Grouse


While some have questioned why 550,000 acres of land are damaged every year by grouse-hunting, the new Prime Minister insisted that additional police powers are required to tackle our lawless … Continue reading

September 16, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Johnson waits with friend for New Deal to turn up.


WINNER: Johnson waits with friend for New Deal to turn up. (From Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP PM Johnson is at at the very end of some very big, thick, red … Continue reading

September 14, 2019 · 3 Comments

Don’t worry about the Amazon rainforest – we have a spare


Concerns over the wilful destruction of the world’s main source of oxygen may be premature, as Rodell Clarke (43) has planted a new ‘Forest Pansy’ in his front garden. Measuring … Continue reading

September 12, 2019 · Leave a comment

‘Boris Johnson ate my Jack Russell’


Alarming footage has emerged of puppies being delivered straight to No.10, to a Prime Minister whose ‘unnatural appetites’ Parliament can no longer control. This was coupled with photographs, an hour … Continue reading

September 10, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: When suncream isn’t enough…


WINNER: When suncream isn’t enough… (from wakeyrule) RUNNERS UP What a hill to die on (from SteveHorowitz) Proclaimers finally reach the end (from Hot67Flint) Scotland declares independence from Mars (from … Continue reading

September 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

Lib Dems mistake ‘work- shadowing’ for shadow cabinet


Putting aside a few minor details, like no votes or MPs, Jo Swinson has made the audacious move of nominating a Shadow Cabinet – which came as a surprise to … Continue reading

September 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

Trump will nuke hurricanes if sanctions don’t work


Reports that President Trump repeatedly threatened to fire nuclear weapons to stop hurricanes, have been dismissed as alarmist, as he had not given up on finding a diplomatic solution first. … Continue reading

September 3, 2019 · Leave a comment

Helen Mirren under fire for suspending Parliament.


The distinguished screen actress and part-time monarch, has had her home besieged by bewildered muggles, claiming that she should never have let Boris Johnson have his wicked way with the … Continue reading

September 2, 2019 · Leave a comment

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