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Caption Competition: ‘Yeah I have compassion, it’s like the smallest compassion that has EVER been. Believe me. No one is going to have smaller compassion than me. FACT’


WINNER: ‘Yeah I have compassion, it’s like the smallest compassion that has EVER been. Believe me. No one is going to have smaller compassion than me. FACT’ (from SparklyClaire) This … Continue reading

June 25, 2017 · 2 Comments

Barnum & Bailey release clowns ‘back into the wild’


As ‘the greatest show on earth’ closes, many a Harlequin or Auguste will be returning to their natural habitat – a pie factory, the fevered imagination of Stephen King or … Continue reading

June 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

‘Don’t worry, I got this covered’ says May


Surrounded by canned goods, Theresa May sent out a reassuring message to the British public, deep from within the bowels of No.10’s bespoke nuclear bunker.  Strapping on a bullet-proof vest, … Continue reading

June 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

Your gran asks: ‘Do you remember when Miley Cyrus was a thing?’


Pensioners and war veterans spent much of this week reminiscing about a simpler time – a time of bra-less tea dances, stripper poles and communal ‘hammer licking’.  Meanwhile, sentimental street … Continue reading

June 19, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘No, no, no… it’s just a courteous phrase. When I said, ‘you must drop in, sometime’, I didn’t really mean it.’


WINNER: ‘No, no, no… it’s just a courteous phrase. When I said, ‘you must drop in, sometime’, I didn’t really mean it.’ (from Moky) This month’s photo come courtesy of: … Continue reading

June 17, 2017 · 1 Comment

Wikitribune – the new ‘Newsbiscuit’


Wikipedia’s co-founder, Jimmy Wales, has set out his intention to break the monopoly held by ‘Newsbiscuit’ on dubious facts, inept spelling and spurious tax returns.  Mr. Wales hopes that Wikitribune … Continue reading

June 15, 2017 · 2 Comments

Electorate displaying signs of ‘Stockholm Syndrome’


Despite years of abuse, most voters look set to ask Theresa May for five more years of bondage and tax avoidance – making the Tory manifesto feel more like ‘Fifty … Continue reading

June 12, 2017 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Julian Assange offers to form new Government.


WINNER: Julian Assange offers to form new Government. (from Al O’Pecia) This month’s photo come courtesy of: bbc.com DATE: 10th june 2017 RUNNERS UP Ecuador invite Teresa May to emigrate … Continue reading

June 11, 2017 · 3 Comments

Murdoch says you can vote now


Our benevolent overlord, Rupert Murdoch, has granted a day of democracy for the collective chattel – provided, of course, they vote for his preferred minion.  To help us in our … Continue reading

June 8, 2017 · Leave a comment

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