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Spike in video conferencing matches disappointment in magnolia backdrop


As Britain’s workforce moves further towards more virtual meetings, it has become alarmingly apparent, how dull the nation’s interior walls are. As any conference drones on, your eyes are naturally … Continue reading

April 6, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Bugger! Is the advice ‘a pocketful of roses’ or ‘a pocketful if posies’ I should be giving?’


WINNER: ‘Bugger! Is the advice ‘a pocketful of roses’ or ‘a pocketful if posies’ I should be giving?’ (from David Hughes) RUNNERS UP ‘I must remember to stop touching my … Continue reading

April 5, 2020 · Leave a comment

Boris gets virus, Nadine Dorries’ husband gets suspicious


The Prime Minister has admitted to contracting the virus and although the virus is expected to make a full recovery, many female work colleagues are said to have got quite … Continue reading

April 2, 2020 · Leave a comment

People asked to go out to help the police stopping people going out


Police numbers are at a critically low point making it hard for them to stop public gatherings or stop people pointing and laughing. With a ratio of 500 people for … Continue reading

March 31, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: One mask, one gown, one ventilator… £5000 no questions asked.


WINNER: One mask, one gown, one ventilator… £5000 no questions asked. (Ian Cooper) RUNNERS UP I married Akshata Murthy, the daughter of Indian billionaire – You can trust me, I’m … Continue reading

March 28, 2020 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Hand santizer or super glue? Easy mistake to make


WINNER: Hand santizer or super glue? Easy mistake to make (from WhatWouldHow1) RUNNERS UP Vote Labour! Oh, no, erm it’s the Convitusvirue I should be talking about… er… wheres my … Continue reading

March 22, 2020 · 1 Comment

Sex position of the week: The reverse cow-herd immunity


Boris Johnson has decided to spice up his COBRA meetings, with a variety of emergency positions, designed to makes us all ‘sweat’.  He has thrown out the Kama Sutra and … Continue reading

March 19, 2020 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Earth salutes Captain Chris Grayling and his patented Coronavirus catcher.


WINNER: Earth salutes Captain Chris Grayling and his patented Coronavirus catcher.  (from David H) RUNNERS UP “No toilet rolls in stock”… she said! We’ll see! (from Inchcock) Donald Trump orders … Continue reading

March 15, 2020 · 2 Comments

‘Feeling a bit funny’ – now a medical term


Health officials have agreed to reclassify a vague queasiness as a verifiable condition, as serious as stage 4 cancer, the bubonic plague or time spent with Michael Gove.  It is … Continue reading

March 12, 2020 · Leave a comment

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