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Theresa May clearly dating a student

Theresa May clearing dating a student Rumours are abound throughout Westminster, that the Prime Minister is ‘schtupping’ an undergraduate; as there can be no other conceivable reason for her suddenly … Continue reading

February 20, 2018 · Leave a comment

Six-packs to be rebranded as ‘tummies’

After years of aggressive marketing, stomachs throughout the land have opted to return to a more family-friendly image, which can accommodate a progressive pie-orientated lifestyle. Gone will be Guantanamo-themed ‘washboards’ … Continue reading

February 19, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Oh, you meant THAT button…’

WINNER: ‘Oh, you meant THAT button…’ (from ln2718) RUNNERS UP: Questions asked after ping pong tournament organised next to landing strip. (from Adrian Bamforth) ‘As we approach our final destination, … Continue reading

February 18, 2018 · Leave a comment

Calls to pardon the Spice Girls

Responding to a campaign to pardon Scary, Sporty, Baby, Sleepy and Doc for ‘crimes against music’, the Home Secretary finally acknowledged the Spice Girls’ role in empowering women to ‘zig … Continue reading

February 14, 2018 · Leave a comment

Shock – as female newsreader paired with a man of an appropriate age

Seismic waves have hit the world of media, as a twenty-something female broadcaster was accidently sat next to someone who could plausibly have been described as her boyfriend, rather than … Continue reading

February 13, 2018 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Servants of Kim Jong-un anticipate Winter Olympics medal celebrations with the delivery of Babybel to his Pyongyang residence

WINNER: Servants of Kim Jong-un anticipate Winter Olympics medal celebrations with the delivery of Babybel to his Pyongyang residence (from Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP: IKEA launch in North Korea fails … Continue reading

February 11, 2018 · 2 Comments

Call for extra tax to fund Richard Branson

A panel of health experts has determined that the entire budget of the NHS is insufficient to cover the urgent care of billionaires.  They propose a ring-fenced tax to support … Continue reading

February 8, 2018 · Leave a comment

I’m not a quitter, says Theresa May – thus making Brexit somewhat confusing  

  Despite Civil Servants trying to explain Brexit to the Prime Minister, with the aid of flow charts and glove puppets, there still exists a nagging doubt that she does … Continue reading

February 7, 2018 · Leave a comment

Adolescence lasts until 24, but being a ‘little pr$ck’ is timeless

Sociologists are now suggesting that being obnoxious may extend well beyond the teenage years, citing the House of Commons as a perfect example of regressive behaviour, poor hygiene and hormones … Continue reading

February 6, 2018 · Leave a comment

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