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Caption Competition: ‘What do you mean ‘He’s got the family ears’? This is a teddy bear.’

WINNER: ‘What do you mean ‘He’s got the family ears’? This is a teddy bear.’ (from Bryntin) RUNNERS UP “Danny Baker called the bear a what?!?’ (from Hoylander) ‘F$ck! I’ve … Continue reading

May 18, 2019 · 1 Comment

Seventy-six pubs ‘shutting per month’ to avoid Nigel Farage

The ex-UKIP leader is threatening to campaign throughout the country, which by ‘country’, he means a photo opportunity with every purveyor of craft ale he can find. Sadly this has … Continue reading

May 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

Spoiler Alert! George RR Martin doesn’t know how GOT ends either

The American novelist has confessed that he is avoiding all online discussion of ‘Game of Thrones’, so he can also enjoy the surprise of how it all ends. Although having … Continue reading

May 14, 2019 · Leave a comment

Spurs & Liverpool both plan to be 4-0 down by half-time

Both Champion’s League finalists have revealed that their tactic for success will be to establish themselves as the biggest underdog since the Karate Kid took up MMA. Plans include playing … Continue reading

May 13, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: ‘Meine Schatz du bist in die scheisse strasse!’

WINNER: ‘Meine Schatz du bist in die scheisse strasse!’ (from Jimbo) RUNNERS UP “No no Theresa, I have no more blood to give you” (from David Thomas) ‘Kiss goodbye to … Continue reading

May 12, 2019 · 1 Comment

Is Boris Johnson’s character ‘Kwasi Kwarteng’ racist?

The renowned Brexiteer has defended his decision to continue to perform his ‘black face’ caricature of a bumbling historian.   Despite using negative class-based stereo-types, Mr. Johnson insisted that his ‘Kwasi’ … Continue reading

May 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

ISIS leader makes rare appearance in Taylor Swift’s new video

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, ‘Booby’ to his friends, has pleased fan-girls everywhere by dropping some ‘phat moves’ and AK assault rifles in the pop video ‘ME!’.  Famous for his sugary brand … Continue reading

May 7, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Fortnite announces deletion of its least popular skin and pickaxe.

WINNER: Fortnite announces deletion of its least popular skin and pickaxe. (from DavidH)   RUNNERS UP Go go gadget mace! (from Adrian Bamforth) ‘Mr. Speaker are you sure I can’t … Continue reading

May 5, 2019 · 2 Comments

Prostate examination stigma ‘reduced’ through use of Flash mob.

The NHS in a bid to encourage patients to get routine check-ups, will be employing a host of entertainers; such as clowns to test your blood pressure, fortune-tellers to endorse immunization … Continue reading

May 2, 2019 · Leave a comment

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