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Caption Competition: ‘Look! We’ve formed a Firing Squad!!!’


Winner: ‘Look! We’ve formed a Firing Squad!!!’ (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP  “We’re independent!.. from something.” (from David H) If we are the ‘answer’, is the question what does ‘meh’ … Continue reading

March 23, 2019 · 4 Comments

Afghanistan 10, Rest of the World 0


What does the British, Soviet and American Empires have in common – besides an excessive amount of other people’s oil – could it be a complete failure to defeat one … Continue reading

March 21, 2019 · Leave a comment

Are you Anti-Semitic? Or just Mel Gibson?


Not sure if you are a rampant racist?  Still angry about the whole Jesus crucifixion thing?  Not a fan of Woody Allen movies?  You might be anti-Semitic, but thanks to … Continue reading

March 20, 2019 · 2 Comments

By 29th March everyone in the UK will be a constitutional expert


As a result of wall to wall ‘Brexshit’ coverage, your average voter now has a better grasp of parliamentary procedures than William Pitt the Younger. In fact, most people can … Continue reading

March 19, 2019 · Leave a comment

April Fools’ Day to coincide with Brexit


The Prime Minister has taken the unusual step of tying any meaningful Brexit decision to April 1st, to maximise levels of ridicule and mirth.  Explained a spokeswoman for No. 10: … Continue reading

March 18, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: RSPCA ban 80’s dance craze ‘Hoovering the dog’


WINNER: RSPCA ban 80’s dance craze ‘Hoovering the dog’ (from IanWelling_2) RUNNERS UP “Stop doing that, Boris! You’re letting all the air out.” (from David H) “The things I have … Continue reading

March 17, 2019 · 2 Comments

Teachers to be offered a ‘wage’ to stay in school


The Department for Education is exploring the radical suggestion of offering teachers some kind of monetary transaction in exchange for a life of constant criticism and mountainous paperwork.  With teaching … Continue reading

March 14, 2019 · Leave a comment

Sajid Javid to strip UK brides of EU citizenship


Taking a tough stance against extremist Remoaners, the Home Secretary has said he will be removing EU rights from anyone who holidays in Ibiza, wears a black turtleneck or has … Continue reading

March 13, 2019 · Leave a comment

Leadsom solves Islamophobia by deporting all Muslims


In what should have been a tricky question about racism, the Leader of the House of Commons adroitly sidefooted the issue by reclassifying British Muslims as foreign. By saying Islamophobia … Continue reading

March 12, 2019 · Leave a comment

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