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Johnson, Johnson and Beelzebub


Share price in the US pharmaceutical giant has plummeted with the news that their CEO is a twelve foot demon, with horns and pitchfork. Confirmation that Lucifer had been managing … Continue reading

April 9, 2019 · Leave a comment

Shock as anti-depressant use ONLY doubles


A heavily medicated public have discovered that dealing with life in the UK now requires a heady cocktail of opioids, instagram and M&S ‘gin in a can’. In the last … Continue reading

April 8, 2019 · Leave a comment

Caption Competition: Trump: ‘So… how’s the family?’


WINNER: Trump: “So… how’s the family?” (from Adrian Bamforth) RUNNERS UP Waiting for Godknowswhat (from Al O’Pecia) Sadly Kim never saw the heart Donald made with his hand (from PokeNot6_) … Continue reading

April 6, 2019 · 1 Comment

Mueller concludes no Russian collusion, voters are ‘just dumb’


After two years of painstaking of investigation, Special Counsel has confirmed that no amount of electoral corruption can match the sheer scale of ‘stupid’ in the electorate.  Robert Mueller’s report … Continue reading

April 4, 2019 · Leave a comment

Maybot fails Turing test


Sadly when given the opportunity to accept a workable Brexit, Theresa May has failed to replicate basic human functions; such as empathy, comprehension and the ability to run through a … Continue reading

April 3, 2019 · Leave a comment

Samuel Beckett wrote Brexit


Literary scholars have discovered a long forgotten text from the Nobel prize-winner, in which he describes an austerity-ridden landscape, filled with hapless characters stuck in a limbo of indicative votes. … Continue reading

April 2, 2019 · 1 Comment

May can’t even resign properly


Unable to secure enough votes to be fired, the PM will have to take the unusual step of booking her own flight to Swiss Dignitas.  Colleagues have noticed she is … Continue reading

April 1, 2019 · 1 Comment

Caption Competition: Disarray as medication wears off prior to indicative voting…


WINNER: Disarray as medication wears off prior to indicative voting… (from Al O’Pecia) RUNNERS UP Looks like a day out from The Fletcher Memorial Home. (from Wakeyrule) Hands up if … Continue reading

March 31, 2019 · 2 Comments

‘Lorraine Kelly’ is code-name for the Cayman Islands


A tribunal has ruled that the bubbly TV host does not actually exist and is in fact an elaborate scam – involving unmarked bills, a human-sized puppet and a Glaswegian … Continue reading

March 27, 2019 · Leave a comment

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