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‘This shit just got real’ explains George Osborne


  The Chancellor has made a stark warning to all the ‘mofos, bitches and investment analysts’ that the proverbial is going to hit-the-fan in the event of a Brexit.  Wearing … Continue reading

June 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘Corruption? Don’t you mean foreign?’ asks Cameron


Organisers of the anti-corruption summit in London were left red-faced when their key-note speaker, the UK’s Prime Minister, let slip that he was not au fait with the dictionary definition … Continue reading

May 26, 2016 · 2 Comments

Call for ministers to offer 24/7 dumb-fuckery


While legitimate concerns have been raised about NHS weekend provision, many are now demanding that the Cabinet spreads its incompetence more evenly over the week.  Data suggests a sharp decline … Continue reading

May 4, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘It’s getting too easy now’ claims Corbyn


With an ever increasing torrent of Tory gaffs, the Leader of the Opposition is now contemplating dropping out of front-line politics in preference for a more challenging career.  Privately Mr. … Continue reading

April 25, 2016 · Leave a comment

Tax crooks ashamed to associated with FIFA‏


In what is being described as ‘a race to the bottom’ in terms of public opinion, Panamanian accountants have attempted to distance themselves with any connection with FIFA. While admitting … Continue reading

April 21, 2016 · Leave a comment

Maths teachers to be released back into the wild


A captive breeding programme, that has tripled number of Iberian lynx, has successfully been applied to the UK’s ‘lesser-spotted maths graduate’.  There has been a well-documented national shortage of science … Continue reading

April 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

UK Steel returns to the Iron Age


David Cameron has set out his vision for the British steel industry, which involves cutting edge technology from the 8th century BC to the 1st century AD. Speaking from a … Continue reading

April 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

UK economy now based on your sweet tooth


Having failed to meet any of his budgetary targets the Chancellor, George Osborne, has taken the radical decision to peg the British currency to our fluctuating ‘munchies’.  Mr. Osborne is … Continue reading

March 31, 2016 · Leave a comment

Police warn IDS ‘on the loose’


‏ A national manhunt is underway for a man the security forces have described as a threat to livestock and the disabled.  Escaped from pro-EU captivity, Iain Duncan Smith (IDS) … Continue reading

March 29, 2016 · Leave a comment

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