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UK economy now based on your sweet tooth


Having failed to meet any of his budgetary targets the Chancellor, George Osborne, has taken the radical decision to peg the British currency to our fluctuating ‘munchies’.  Mr. Osborne is … Continue reading

March 31, 2016 · Leave a comment

Police warn IDS ‘on the loose’


‏ A national manhunt is underway for a man the security forces have described as a threat to livestock and the disabled.  Escaped from pro-EU captivity, Iain Duncan Smith (IDS) … Continue reading

March 29, 2016 · Leave a comment

Hunt condemns Syrian hospital for ‘poor weekend service’‏


Criticising the Unions for refusing to work under bombardment, Jeremy Hunt has threatened to force contracts upon doctors that will see medical professionals dodging shrapnel 24/7.  The Health Secretary said … Continue reading

March 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

Michael Gove backs another winner


With all the predictive powers of a magic eight-ball, the Secretary of State for Justice has given his full support and success-rate behind a ‘Brexit’.  Having previously solved all problems … Continue reading

March 7, 2016 · Leave a comment

Conservatives reform prisons prior to their sentencing


In anticipation of an influx of Tory grandees on embezzlement, fraud and sex crimes; the Prime Minister has promised a radical overhaul of his future accommodation.  Fear that the room … Continue reading

March 1, 2016 · Leave a comment

The last of the ‘Clegg-maniacs’ retires


Pauline McClusky (24) of Sheffield, Hallam, has finally put up for sale her extensive collection of Nick Clegg memorabilia and her much smaller collection of Clegg ‘promises kept’.  The once … Continue reading

February 24, 2016 · Leave a comment

Three little pigs commissioned to build 13,000 new homes


The Prime Minister has taken the unprecedented decision to be guided by fairy tales from the land-of-make-believe or his ‘big society’ as he calls it. Drawing on the construction acumen … Continue reading

January 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘We should apologise to the banks,’ says FCA.


The Financial Conduct Authority has shelved its banking inquiry in favour of telling consumers to ‘buck up their ideas and stop whining like a little girl’.  Rather than challenge the … Continue reading

January 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

Theresa May admits ‘browsing history’ is code for porn stash‏


The Home Secretary has reassured the British public that their sordid secrets will not be subject to MI5 searches, Operation Yewtree or ‘withering looks’ from their spouses. By agreeing to … Continue reading

November 16, 2015 · Leave a comment

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