Flibbertigibbet News

The Truth about Goats

Racist endorses racist


Theresa May has successfully managed to realign her party, somewhere to the right of Vlad the Impaler.  Having secured an endorsement from France’s far-right National Front, Mrs May has redefined … Continue reading

October 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

Cameron pays pig £8.4m in ‘hush money’


The UK’s outgoing Prime Minister is accused of authorising millions of pounds in severance for special advisors and a collection of ‘saucy livestock’.  Accounts reveal pay-rises of up to 24% … Continue reading

September 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

McAlpine family happy to smear others


Willing to litigate until the cows come home (and before his own personal chickens come home to roost) the late Lord McAlpine was a staunch defender of people’s reputations – … Continue reading

May 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

Facebook taxed £1 for every sincere comment


Today HM Revenue & Customs (HRMC) defended their decision to levy £4,327 from Facebook in 2014, based on the social network giant’s contribution to the ‘sum of human kindness’.  HRMC … Continue reading

November 10, 2015 · Leave a comment

‘Extreme poverty’ unlikely to become an Olympic sport‏


While five new sports, including ‘Sepp Blatter Accounting’, are set to be added to the 2020 Tokyo Olympics, impoverished activities like ‘ultra-privation’ or ‘uber-penury’ are unlikely to make the cut. … Continue reading

October 21, 2015 · Leave a comment

“Katie Hopkins unveiled as the ‘Tories’ Doreen Lawrence'”


Not to be outdone by their Labour counterparts, Tory HQ has announced they will be offering a peerage to the ex-Reality TV star. David Cameron insisted that the Conservatives needed … Continue reading

August 4, 2013 · 2 Comments

Reformation (play script)

Advertisements

Prize Winners

Our readers described Flibbertigibbet News as ..."only slightly less accurate than the Daily Mail"(Dizzychick84) ..."clearly under-appreciated" (Sean Smithson)..."Half man, half goat. All Comedy"(JizzOSmith)..."the best reason for smirking at work" (DavidHollands) and ..."clearly an elaborate internet phishing scam!"(XangChek12)

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive FREE notifications of new posts by email.

Join 9,608 other followers

Blog Stats

  • 41,869 fumbles

Follow Wrenfoe on Twitter

By

Award Winning

Reader Review

"It takes a sick and yet highly evolved mind to fully grasp the sophistication of your humor. I tried to explain this to my wife, who thought I was having convulsions as I lay on the floor laughing." (Mike Lince)

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2018

Flib Zealots

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2014

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2013

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2015

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2016

Flibbertigibbet Annual 2017