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‘Don’t worry, I got this covered’ says May


Surrounded by canned goods, Theresa May sent out a reassuring message to the British public, deep from within the bowels of No.10’s bespoke nuclear bunker.  Strapping on a bullet-proof vest, … Continue reading

June 20, 2017 · Leave a comment

Corbyn wins Under-20 World Cup


Despite being an Arsenal fan, Jeremy Corbyn has led England’s Under-20s to their first electoral upset since 1966.  Through a combination of ‘kick it and hope’ and Theresa May still … Continue reading

June 14, 2017 · 2 Comments

Murdoch says you can vote now


Our benevolent overlord, Rupert Murdoch, has granted a day of democracy for the collective chattel – provided, of course, they vote for his preferred minion.  To help us in our … Continue reading

June 8, 2017 · Leave a comment

May: ‘The first rule of debate club is no one attends debate club’


While the electorate may have wondered where the Prime Minister was hiding, those ‘in the know’ were watching her last night in an underground car-park, bare-knuckle boxing with Brad Pitt-lookalike, … Continue reading

June 5, 2017 · Leave a comment

Theresa May found with Lord Lucan


The UK Missing Persons Bureau has called off the search for the UK’s Prime Minister, having found her in an attic above 10 Downing Street, alongside Elvis, a stash of … Continue reading

June 1, 2017 · Leave a comment

Nation ‘ok’ with taxing Laura Kuenssberg


While the electorate may be sceptical about Jeremy Corbyn, the majority seem unified behind the manifesto pledge ‘to wipe the sneering smile’ off the face of the BBC’s political editor.  … Continue reading

May 23, 2017 · Leave a comment

May promises to stock food banks with fox meat


While Jeremy Corbyn has made an unwelcome pledge to solve irrelevant issues, such as Education, the NHS and World Peace.  Theresa May has had the courage to tackle the real … Continue reading

May 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

Corbyn a bigger tax avoider than Google, claims BBC


The BBC has helpfully inferred that Jeremy Corbyn is the primary source of the UK’s tax avoidance.  The Labour leader is said to have caused the underfunding of the NHS, … Continue reading

March 23, 2017 · Leave a comment

Leicester sack Corbyn


After an improbable leadership victory last season, the Premiership’s strugglers have chosen to part company with ‘the bearded wonder’.  This is despite Corbyn having defied critics and bookies to take … Continue reading

March 1, 2017 · Leave a comment

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