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Theresa May blames everything on ‘the boogie’


Following on from local elections, the Prime Minister insisted that her catalogue of errors was due to ‘dirty rhythm’ and ‘funky fever’. Voters should not blame her predicament on the … Continue reading

May 7, 2018 · Leave a comment

May confuses Windrush with Bumrush


Theresa May has been accused of deporting British citizens faster than you can say ‘Brexit leashed to a cheetah’.  In her haste to reduce migration figures as Home Secretary, she has … Continue reading

April 26, 2018 · Leave a comment

Porton Down confirm ‘it was just burnt toast’


The defence research facility has finally revealed that the sample of nerve agent supplied by Boris Johnson was, in fact, the remains of his tiffin.  Disappointingly this will mean the … Continue reading

April 4, 2018 · Leave a comment

How to spot ‘the wrong type of Jew’


The BBC, Guido Fawkes and your racist Uncle – have helpfully sought to clarify the real source of anti-Semitism – Jews. Said one news editor, channeling Lord Rothermere: ‘Originally we … Continue reading

April 3, 2018 · Leave a comment

Corbyn caused the fall of the Roman Empire


If you ever wondered ‘Who split up Brangelina?’, ‘Who burnt the toast and used up your mobile data allowance?’ – then look no further. The Sunday Times has helpfully provided … Continue reading

April 2, 2018 · Leave a comment

Man sacked for being Owen Smith


The Labour Leadership has removed a welsh pharmaceutical sales rep from their Front Bench, for repeatedly being ‘Owen Smith’ and ignoring party policy that no Owen Smith should be within … Continue reading

March 26, 2018 · Leave a comment

Student debt is ‘character building’


According to the tabloids, owing £90,000 before you have left home now tops Maslow’s hierarchy of needs – just above feeling bloated, spam email and hangnail. University students need to … Continue reading

August 15, 2017 · Leave a comment

Everyone pretending to know where Venezuela is


As civil disturbance spreads throughout the Bolivarian Republic, many in the UK are concerned that it may impact on its neighbours – Belguim, El Dorado and Mordor. There were press … Continue reading

August 10, 2017 · Leave a comment

Unexploded baby discovered at wedding


Despite a clear warning on the invitation – ‘no children’ – extremist relatives have chosen to unleash a full-throated baby on an innocent wedding ceremony; upsetting at least one innocent … Continue reading

July 5, 2017 · Leave a comment

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