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Taylor Swift to headline EU debate


The BBC has agreed to stage the EU referendum at Wembley Arena, with a host of popular rock stars and musically-gifted xenophobes set to take the stage.  Likened to ‘Live … Continue reading

March 15, 2016 · Leave a comment

Michael Gove backs another winner


With all the predictive powers of a magic eight-ball, the Secretary of State for Justice has given his full support and success-rate behind a ‘Brexit’.  Having previously solved all problems … Continue reading

March 7, 2016 · Leave a comment

Conservatives reform prisons prior to their sentencing


In anticipation of an influx of Tory grandees on embezzlement, fraud and sex crimes; the Prime Minister has promised a radical overhaul of his future accommodation.  Fear that the room … Continue reading

March 1, 2016 · Leave a comment

The last of the ‘Clegg-maniacs’ retires


Pauline McClusky (24) of Sheffield, Hallam, has finally put up for sale her extensive collection of Nick Clegg memorabilia and her much smaller collection of Clegg ‘promises kept’.  The once … Continue reading

February 24, 2016 · Leave a comment

Google discover ‘greed’ is tax deductable


In a tribute to creative accounting and a ‘pact with the devil’, executives at the universe’s largest search engine have repaid less that £150m in tax avoidance.  Through a financial … Continue reading

February 16, 2016 · Leave a comment

Ministers to be able to ‘wear jeans’ during EU vote


In the spirit of open government and the ‘last day of term’, the Prime Minister has decided to allow his Cabinet a free vote on any EU referendum and the … Continue reading

February 1, 2016 · Leave a comment

Three little pigs commissioned to build 13,000 new homes


The Prime Minister has taken the unprecedented decision to be guided by fairy tales from the land-of-make-believe or his ‘big society’ as he calls it. Drawing on the construction acumen … Continue reading

January 28, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘We should apologise to the banks,’ says FCA.


The Financial Conduct Authority has shelved its banking inquiry in favour of telling consumers to ‘buck up their ideas and stop whining like a little girl’.  Rather than challenge the … Continue reading

January 26, 2016 · Leave a comment

Bowie dies in Cameron protest


Inspired by ‘The Squeeze’ mocking the Prime Minister on the ‘Andrew Marr Show’, the 70’s pop legend has decided to stage the ‘ultimate snub’ by exiting this mortal coil while … Continue reading

January 21, 2016 · Leave a comment

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