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Syria: ‘If we get flooded do we get to see the nice soldiers?’


Buoyed by the heart-warming images of rescue workers evacuating parts of Cumbria, Syrians are now looking forward to the inevitable armed incursions that will follow on from the humanitarian bombing. … Continue reading

January 4, 2016 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet’s Comedy Man/Woman/HeShe of the Year 2015


As an annual award, Flibbertigibbet salutes the one individual who has provided the most comedic material for satirical news in the last year. We’ve had many excellent candidates from around … Continue reading

December 30, 2015 · Leave a comment

Fellated by a dead pig? You may have been a victim of Tory bullying


Helplines have been jammed with MPs and party activists suddenly remembering that 90% of their experience at elite private schools may constitute bullying – rather than good nature ‘joshing’ with … Continue reading

December 15, 2015 · Leave a comment

Corbyn sullies the memory of Blair‏


Outrage gripped the nation as the proud legacy left by Britain’s greatest wartime leader was wilfully ignored by Imam, Jeremy Corbyn.  Lamentation was heard as the so-called Leader of the … Continue reading

December 10, 2015 · Leave a comment

If you don’t like killing stuff you’re a terrorist‏ – FACT


Thanks to their detailed research, the British press have discovered that pacifism and support for the rule of law are all proof positive of terrorist sympathies.  Clear guidelines have now … Continue reading

December 1, 2015 · Leave a comment

Austerity hits funding for terrorists


Speaking at the G20 summit, World Leaders have agreed to ‘cut off’ financial support for terrorists, which many would agree was an odd funding priority in the first place.  Western … Continue reading

November 30, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tax credits cause cancer


In a surprise announcement by the Chancellor, the British public have been warned that suckling on the welfare teat is worse than ‘smoking processed meats’. George Osborne has defended his … Continue reading

November 11, 2015 · Leave a comment

‘Extreme poverty’ unlikely to become an Olympic sport‏


While five new sports, including ‘Sepp Blatter Accounting’, are set to be added to the 2020 Tokyo Olympics, impoverished activities like ‘ultra-privation’ or ‘uber-penury’ are unlikely to make the cut. … Continue reading

October 21, 2015 · Leave a comment

Manchester hosts ‘mock interviews’ for next PM


This year’s Conservative Party conference has been replaced with a career’s day for elderly Tory hopefuls, with one eye on a retiring David Cameron.  Despite the Prime Minister having several … Continue reading

October 7, 2015 · Leave a comment

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