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Jeffrey Epstein ‘conveniently’ commits suicide

The billionaire sex-trafficker has died in jail, taking with him a great deal of criminal evidence and a lifetime’s supply of lubricant. Many, who were victims of his sex-trafficking ring, … Continue reading

August 13, 2019 · Leave a comment

Bricklayers rejoice!

The election of President Trump is not just a victory for orange people everywhere but an overwhelming mandate for those in the wall-building industry or Muslims who never wanted to … Continue reading

November 9, 2016 · Leave a comment

Donald Trump holds back

Friends and supporters of the presidential candidate have expressed concern that Mr. Trump is watering down his message of ‘love and liberal building regulations’ in order to position himself only … Continue reading

January 6, 2016 · Leave a comment

Flibbertigibbet’s Comedy Man/Woman/HeShe of the Year 2015

As an annual award, Flibbertigibbet salutes the one individual who has provided the most comedic material for satirical news in the last year. We’ve had many excellent candidates from around … Continue reading

December 30, 2015 · Leave a comment

Donald Trump – the new safe word

The real-estate magnate and Presidential-hopeful, has emerged as the GOP’s frontrunner to become America’s new codeword for crossing emotional and moral boundaries. Organized BDSM groups will be using the phrase … Continue reading

August 25, 2015 · Leave a comment

Apple: $18bn profit but still ‘keeping it real’

Humble Apple executives released a statement confirming their commitment to a frugal lifestyle, regardless of owning ‘more spondoolies than Donald Trump can dream of’. Having now made the biggest profit … Continue reading

February 4, 2015 · Leave a comment

David Moyes fears he may be controlling the weather

The embattled Manchester United manager is now convinced that he has inadvertently become imbued with psychokinetic power. He has reportedly claimed that his ‘unlucky’ start to the season is the … Continue reading

January 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

‘The Cosa Nostra to bail out the US’

The Treasury was pleased to announce that Paolo ‘Crazy Eye’ Calamari’ would be extending a ‘high-interest short-term loan’ to the US, with the President’s body to be ‘offered as collateral’. … Continue reading

October 15, 2013 · Leave a comment

“Rodeo clowns fall foul of Voter ID Law”

Missouri is the first US state to ban voters from wearing Baggy Pants, Big Shoes or donning a masked likeness of President Obama. While North Carolina now insists upon photo … Continue reading

August 14, 2013 · 2 Comments

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