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Dr Who regeneration plot line part of NHS ‘long term plan’


In the absence of any real increase in nursing or funding, the NHS is going to have to depend upon implausible plot devices and a lifetime’s supply of Tiger Balm.  … Continue reading

January 15, 2019 · Leave a comment

Female Dr Who suffers work-based harassment from aliens


Unfortunately the UK’s first female Time Lord has discovered gender imbalances still exist throughout time; particularly given that the TARDIS is only fitted out with urinals.  Worse still, is that … Continue reading

October 25, 2018 · Leave a comment

New female Dr Who technically a nurse


Fans are still decide on the merits of Jodie Whittaker as the new Time Lord/Lady, but many question the medical legitimacy of someone who has to pee sitting down. ‘As … Continue reading

August 1, 2017 · Leave a comment

Hunt demands Dr Who replaced with Dr Whenever


Peter Capaldi has resigned as a locum Timelord, buckling under the pressure of delivering a 24/7 NHS alongside defeating Daleks.  For Mr Capaldi the tipping point came when he was … Continue reading

February 22, 2017 · Leave a comment

The rest of the world needs to stop depressing us, complains UK‏


Just as the Summer Hols passes its zenith, many British holidaymakers have been left frustrated by the international community’s failure to ‘chill out’ and ‘…enjoy the start of the Premiership … Continue reading

August 28, 2014 · 2 Comments

300 and up! (Thank you to our readers)


As ‘Flibbertigibbet’ celebrates its 300th story, we would like to say a big thank you to all our readers who have supported the site over the last ten months. By … Continue reading

February 17, 2014 · 2 Comments

“Robert Mugabe declares himself the new Doctor Who”


Although the official outcome of Zimbabwe’s elections is still to be announced, Mr. Mugabe has confidently predicted he will become the next Time Lord. Bookies and the Electoral Commission have … Continue reading

August 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

Popes agree to appear in 50th Anniversary of Dr Who


A feature-length film to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the iconic British sci-fi show, is due to star not one but two Popes! Traditionally Popes sign an exclusivity deal when … Continue reading

May 3, 2013 · Leave a comment

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