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SNP formally back decriminalising haggis

The Scottish National Party have declared an end to the prohibition of offal or meat products that look like Boris Johnson. Once the legislation is passed, ordinary Scottish citizens will … Continue reading

October 29, 2019 · Leave a comment

Cocaine denies using Michael Gove

The class A drug has distanced itself from accusations that Michael Gove’s erratic and maniacal behaviour was the result of anything other than too much Michael Gove.  It insisted that … Continue reading

June 12, 2019 · Leave a comment

Blackberry accused of making criminals look like they are from the 90s

Tech company ‘Phantom Secure’ are being investigated for selling modified Blackberry devices, to help organised crime lords avoid detection and blend in with the cast of ‘Beverly Hills, 90210’. US authorities … Continue reading

March 29, 2018 · Leave a comment

Gran runs ‘crystalized ginger’ lab

Police have warned the public that in the run up to Christmas to be on the lookout for the tell-tale signs of family members experimenting with ‘festive highs’.  Fears have … Continue reading

December 21, 2015 · Leave a comment

Keith Richards may have taken performance enhancing drugs‏

The worlds of athletics and music have been thrown into confusion with the allegation that The Rolling Stones’ guitarist may have used ban substances. Inducted in 2008 into Musicians’ Hall … Continue reading

July 20, 2015 · 2 Comments

Nick Clegg in ‘freak’ moment of conscience

Much to the surprise of those who spend their time checking hens for teeth and pigs for wings, the Deputy Prime Minister stunned political analysts by suggesting drug addiction is … Continue reading

March 11, 2015 · Leave a comment

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