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Election Campaigns kick start five months of uninterrupted lying


With fingers crossed, fidgeting and winking to the camera, Prime Minister David Cameron fired the starting pistol to the longest sustained stream of bulls@$t in electoral history. He was swiftly … Continue reading

January 12, 2015 · Leave a comment

Ransom demand for Lib Dem ministers to be ignored


Amid strident measures to tackle home grown terrorists, the Home Secretary has declared that insurance companies may not pay for hostages such as Nick Clegg, Vince Cable and ‘the Ginger … Continue reading

December 4, 2014 · 2 Comments

Miliband declares victory in US Midterms‏


Much to the surprise and delight of the Labour faithful, their leader announced sweeping gains in the US Senate. Despite being separated by a political ideology and 3000 miles of … Continue reading

November 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

Ed Miliband enters Mars orbit


Strapped to the undercarriage of NASA’s latest satellite – and buoyed by his euphoric proposal to increase the minimum wage and the child benefit cap – the Labour leader was … Continue reading

October 7, 2014 · 4 Comments

Ed Miliband: Give me a decade to fix Man Utd


In a bold statement of intent, the Labour Leader set out a 10-year plan to reverse the damage done by successive managers at Old Trafford. While many of his critics … Continue reading

September 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

Scots vote to stay in UK ‘…through no fault of their own’


Despite figures released by the Scottish National Party (SNP) showing that 100% of all registered voters had selected Independence, Scottish people were surprised to awaken on Friday to the status … Continue reading

September 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

Reality TV needs to be more inclusive for Eton & Oxbridge graduates


A Social Mobility Commission study has discovered that those who really run the UK are woefully under-represented on the only thing that matters to the British public – Talent Shows … Continue reading

August 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

Official singles chart to count high-pitched screaming‏


For the first time ever, alongside streaming services, teenagers emitting ultrasonic squeals of delight will be used in calculating album and singles sales. Pant wetting, fainting and ‘poster kissing’ will … Continue reading

August 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

Last known Lib Dem dies in captivity


Zoo keepers, veterinarians and ‘sandal-wearing libertarians’ were left mourning the loss of the world’s last remaining ‘Greater-spectacled Oakeshott’. The ‘Oakeshott’ had been cared for in the House of Lords’ wildlife … Continue reading

June 6, 2014 · Leave a comment

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