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MPs now only embarrassed by the ‘sound of pooing’


After decades of embezzlement, corruption and ‘world-class douchebaggery’, the House of Commons has managed to eliminate shame in all but extreme circumstances. While Culture Secretary Maria Miller had to be … Continue reading

April 10, 2014 · 4 Comments

Environment Agency begs athletes to stop ‘coming out’


As further storms are expected to hit the UK, paranoid homophobes of all political persuasions are launching a concerted campaign to stop the ‘flood of sexual liberation’. Aerial footage along … Continue reading

February 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

NSA concludes we REALLY hate pigs


Years of extensive illegal surveillance of our gaming habits has led to the shock revelation that the public ‘don’t just simply dislike’ hog-kind, but they actively ‘loathe’ all swine and … Continue reading

February 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

Local Council outlaws Natural Selection


Following a successful campaign to dye toxic pools black to deter swimmers, High Peak Borough has decided to extend the scheme to include other potential dangers. Changing the pictorial representation … Continue reading

June 13, 2013 · 2 Comments

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