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UK appoints ambassador to Freedonia


Tired of Brexit discussions, Theresa May has decided to focus her fictitious EU negotiations on fictitious EU countries.  Despite the previous incumbent being insulted by Rufus T. Firefly, the new … Continue reading

January 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

May to repeal the repeal of the Corn Laws


The Prime Minister is to embark on an ambitious programme of repealing every bit of legislation that might protect the British worker.  Starting with the Human Rights and European Communities … Continue reading

October 20, 2016 · Leave a comment

Brexit to coincide with porcine aviation


Theresa May has promised a swift EU exit based on a rapid timetable of animal flight, hens developing teeth or when hell freezes over – whichever comes sooner.  She rejected … Continue reading

August 24, 2016 · Leave a comment

North Korea to take UK’s EU spot


Leaders of European Community have reacted swiftly to Brexit news; planning to fill the void with a someone a little less ‘picky’ about concepts of democracy and who is rarely … Continue reading

July 21, 2016 · 3 Comments

Boris shocked to discover he has terrible judgement


While the British electorate, the families of the Hillsborough victims and Mr. Johnson’s own barber may have seen it coming, the ex-Mayor of London has been gobsmacked to learn that … Continue reading

July 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

‘Stupid is as stupid does’ explains the UK.


The electorate have delivered a resounding ‘No…maybe…um’ to the issue of EU membership, while finally confirming that ‘you can’t fix dumb’ when it comes to being British.  Meanwhile as the … Continue reading

July 4, 2016 · Leave a comment

Next stop…Trump


The Great British half-baked electorate and Leicester City have proven the pollsters to be no better than a bunch of soothsayers, who spend their days counting Facebook likes and chicken … Continue reading

June 29, 2016 · 2 Comments

Solstice Druids vote ‘leave’


Crowds gathered at Stonehenge to remember the catastrophic immigration policy that led to an influx of Anglo-Saxons during the fifth century.  Bringing their European laws and illuminated texts, these economic … Continue reading

June 23, 2016 · 2 Comments

Brexiters: ‘What was the question again?’


As the UK hurtles towards a potential EU exit and financial banana-skin, Leave Campaigners have confirmed that they had ‘no idea’ that the referendum had anything to do with Europe.  … Continue reading

June 22, 2016 · Leave a comment

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