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Twas the night before Brexit (- at this rate, probably by December 2026)


Twas the night before Brexit and all through the House Of Commons, no sex occurred. No hand down a blouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, With … Continue reading

December 21, 2017 · Leave a comment

David Davis unsure what to get Jean-Claude Juncker for Secret Santa


The Brexit Secretary has expressed his concerns about what to get ‘the President who has everything’.  Having drawn Mr. Junker in the EU’s Secret Santa, Mr. Davis may well be … Continue reading

December 18, 2017 · Leave a comment

DUP demands ‘dado rail’ rather than soft border


The EU negotiations have been thrown into turmoil by the Democratic Unionist Party insisting on the same coving and ‘wall accoutrements’ as other UK properties.  Theresa May had hoped to … Continue reading

December 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

£1 coin notices the locks have changed


To the outsider, it has been obvious for some time that the relationship between the old £1 and the Bank of England has been fragile; with the Bank often out … Continue reading

October 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

Scotland to pay for Scots to stay


Having agreed to help fund an EU settlers’ fee, the Scottish Government is looking for ways to stop their own citizens from tunnelling under Hadrian’s Wall in an attempt to … Continue reading

October 12, 2017 · Leave a comment

Boris sets out his vision for Brexit…in crayon


Using his finest penmanship and favourite felt-tips, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (aged 53½) has explained how to spell ‘dog’, why his favourite colour is blue and how babies are … Continue reading

October 3, 2017 · Leave a comment

Gove to reintroduce pirates


In order to protect the UK’s fisheries post-Brexit, the Environment Secretary has issued Letters of the Marque to any Salty Jack or Rancid Boris.  The Channel will now be awash … Continue reading

July 6, 2017 · 2 Comments

Davis tells EU: ‘Hang on a minute, lads. I’ve got a great idea’


Despite assurances of a straight forward ‘smash and grab’, the UK’s Brexit team have found themselves teetering over the edge of political precipice, watching as EU assets slip towards the … Continue reading

June 29, 2017 · Leave a comment

Flood of immigrant nurses finally halted


In the face of much recent criticism, Theresa May was finally able to point to her success in stopping the threat of qualified health professionals from getting out of hand.  … Continue reading

June 27, 2017 · Leave a comment

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